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Telling everyone else their opinions don’t matter while you sit in your ivory tower spewing platitudes doesn’t make you an activist, honey, it makes you an asshole. Let’s see you get in front of a cause before it’s “cool” and socially acceptable to do so. Like maybe two weeks ago. I hope you choke on your own hipster bullshit. —Forrest Grump
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2016.


“Hipster” is so 2010. They’re called “Millennials” now.