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Operation: Shadow Project is here to make you feel extremely shitty about the situation you as citizens have allowed our society to fall into.
Eat your shit and change your ways.
Filthy fucking ignorant masses.
To cleanse the Earth of you would be a joy; but a Universal Crime. —Operation Shadow Project
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.
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What’s it like to live in your mom’s basement?
Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not watching you.
Tinfoil hat anyone?
More hot pockets Mom!
And the pantheon of visionaries unheralded in their own time grows apace:
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Hay Lord Xenu – don’t be late – for your DC-8
Oh fuck.
There are bigger problems in the world guy. The Reptilian shapeshifters, Annunaki, and the Illuminatti all require your immediate attention. Don’t blame the drones under their oppressive bootheel, brother.
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Quick show of hands, citizens. Do you feel:
A) Extremely Shitty
B) Moderately Shitty, but not letting it get you down.
C) Mildly Shitty with a chance of meatballs.
D) What’s for lunch? Sweatshop raised veal in Nigerian Chocolate sauce. Mmmmmm-Boy!
Oh, you’re just a sweet talker OP. You whose name Paingirl cannot speak of.
What is Operation Shadow Puppet anyway? All I’ve heard is stupid vitriolic bile. What’s the agenda?How many people? Have you picked out the tour bus yet?
I need details.
Laerrus?
Yup – It’s what the L. in L. Ron stands for.
Gee, where do I sign up for that?
Tomasch – In Sowiet Russia, Operation:Shadow Project find YOU.
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Operation Shadow Project? Are you referring to the hijab?
Can I answer verbal dihareha? Well I suppose to be technically correct – written diarehha. Fuck too tired to spell it correctly What a very shitty day.
And Holy fuck, is this “Don’t Take Your Meds Day”? What a bunch of whackos (and I don’t mean the usual bunch of idiots, sorry Mad Magazine) that have come out in the last couple of days.
i smell oldhandjob here, again. and by the way, this never happened, or will happen. big brother loves you all, even the eurasians.
Why can’t I meet people like the OP or Oldhand in real life? I think they would be quite the hoot! What do they wear, what phrases do they often say, how do they like their coffee, do they have cats, do they wear pjs or just sleep naked, etc.
Here’s one that needs cleaning – note the name Downey, a good local lad?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nation…
Operation: Choke On My Ballsack is here to allow you to opt out of living in “our” society. Go clean the shitter at Macchu Picchu and alllll will be good.
Is this angsty first year student week or what?
Well this must be a spin off of operation redundancy.
We need to change you all… or kill you.
we can’t kill you, that would be bad…
so we’ll try to change you… but we can’t.
so….
uh….
yeah. yadda yadda yadda and all that…
FIGHT THE POWER… if it’s convenient or if you… ya know… want to or something.
or not, complacent bastards…
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Fuck off you giant waste of skin. Go do something productive and stop making a mess. Someone will turn the videotape of you people into the police soon.
Huh?
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
I hear there’s a village or two in Cambodia left vacant by people who wanted to cleanse the earth of the ignorant masses. Or perhaps East Germany still has a pocket or two of hate-mongering malcontents who need a leader with such vision.
You do have a vision to lead us into the light, don’t you? Maybe you can teach us how to smoke fatties and eat organic Twinkies and play video games all day while not seeing the irony that the very comforts you enjoy are produced by DOERS. Who will run the factories when we all revolt? How long before we’re starving and pissed off that we followed a moron’s recommendation to eat our own shit and change our ways?
goddamn those cock blocks of the creative.
Go try living in a third world country, pussy. I’m almost 100% convinced you’re a spoiled little prick with doctors for parents.
http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/11/17/ana…
I think this pretty much sums up the typical Operation Shadow Project member.
Ooooooo, scary!
Delightfully satirical Avast0, great way to start the day, a coffee and a larf 🙂
lol I agree Hugo. Satirical, yes but I can’t help thinking that there is probably a great deal of truth in it as well.
That’s it exactly Avast0, it’s funny because it’s true.
On the contrary…. I believe my presence should discredit Avast0… one who believes that society may be imperfect, but the real crime is that it does not encompass everyone on our planet… And I must say, the more Laerrus lashes out, the more I am turned off of Shadow Project… And I AGREE on alot of issues.