Obamania. Say it with me….Oba-Mania. It sounds real stupid doesn’t it? It looks stupid too. You know what I see when I see “Obamania”? Stephen Harper’s tiny, sweaty, mishapen penis. You have penis envy, Canada. You picked a dud and now you have to live with it. You have to live with the reality of Stephen Harper’s flabby, half-wet face, no-nonsense “I will eat your children” attitude, and cold, lifeless gaze. Do you want to know how you got yourself here? You thought it would be hip to have an asshole head of state, eh? Have some jackass run your contry like Dick and Dubya? Well, what now? Justin Trudeau? Well, Fuck You.
—I’ll See You in Hell.
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2009.
Goodness…cranky today?
Justin Trudeau…even if he is a mere shadow of his father (which he is far more than I can promise you that) he will be one of Canada’s greats.
Dead on about Harper though…but I don’t think I will EVER be able to scrub the following line from memory “Stephen Harper’s tiny, sweaty, mishapen penis” SHUDDER…THEN PUKES
I tend to think of Harper as a Husky dog. He’s got that same, dumb dog stare, and his eyes are the same icy-blue colour. Easy comparison really.
Funny though how the media said Harper did better than Obama. Harper made his points and made them well. So what if he’s not Mr Personality like Obama, he knows the score.
Obama is sound bites, makes promises but doesn’t think them out. Case in point is Gitmo. Yeah he closed it but wehat is he going to do with the 240 some odd prisoners. None of the States want them. If he thought it out, he would have kept them there and change the protocols and procedures. That is the real problem, not the location. But then it is the popular thing.
Stephen Harper is what I imagine the children of the corn would turn out to look like if they all grew up. It’s the eyes, really.
CREEPY.
BT— it goes well beyond what is right. The symbolism of the closure is more important than anything else. You obviously have never watched more than the sound bites that have been presented on the TV. If you had taken the time to watch any of his recent press conferences, he’s actually quite the opposite.
Obamania is alive, brother.
Stephen Harper, you think you aren’t on the shitlist of all the little Obamaniacs out there?
Whatcha gonna do when Obamania runs wild on you?
Obama danced around afganistan issue when interviewed by peter mansbridge. Canada will be there well past 2011.
Actually the majority of voters did not pick him, thus the minority government. Regardless, not too many people like Stephen Harper, so you are preaching to the choir here my friend. Finally, Obamania is a shitty word and is awkward to say. I much prefer Obama-Rama!
OBAMA RAMA!
Harper looks like a molester. Justin Trudeau is a sexy beast!