I like me a certain bitcher too. It’s also a garcon. Your garcon better not be my garcon. —That’s Right
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.
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DAMN, I gotta get me an Impreza ….
or a Metro Transit bus.
they get all the chicks.
uh ohhhhhhhhh……A bitcher love bitch…er…love…bitch lover?…..owie Owie OWIE! My head. I gotta go lie down now.
*PEERS OVER FENCE* I should come here more often!!!
Le gossip.
Ow ow ow! Game on!!!
I still wanna know who the garcon is in the first bitch!!!
They never tell PK. Isn’t that how those anonymous things go all the time?
Well they SHOULD.
Because, y’know.
… I knowwwww it’s killing me toooooo. I want to knowwwww.
… but alas ’tis but the internets.
PK… is this one written by you???
Oh snap!
Really? I TOTALLY got the vibe that wheeliep wrote this for sebastard with his ham fisted sausage fingers.
You know how he totally creams his panties when sebastard posts!
I know, right…
he’s only a post away from double fisting that twiggy, suv driving bastard.
make him your ventriloquist dummy so he’ll actually say something intelligible for a change.
“make him your ventriloquist dummy so he’ll actually say something intelligible for a change.”
^^ lolz
Hah – this is the only intelligible sound he’d make:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY
Reeeeaarrrr!!!
Enough talk about how dreamy and awesome I am(all smellgood and hamhands).
Who da Bitch in this here Lurve?
I have a guess or three.
And, NO. i didn’t write this for my happy little seaman, Sebbie.
Wpaul