so… fuck. midterm worth 40% of an entire term mark. Two questions… second question: 6 steps, each step builds up from the last. second step: forgot the goddamn fucking piece of cuntlicking square root! there goes my fucking term. TWO QUESTIONS, worth 20% of a term EACH… WHAT THE FUCK DO PROF’S THINK WE ARE!? MACHINES? FUCK!
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2008.


Welcome to university. Yeah, that sucks, but no one is going to hold your hand or spoon feed you. Sort of like, uh, say, real life. Get used to it.
If you don’t like how the syllabus reads, drop the course that first day and sign up for, oh I don’t know, History of Beer or Basic Logic.
cranky said it best, but essentially you go to school to learn, not for the free sex and party. so if you’d rather have the free sex and party then don’t waste all that money become a bum on quinpool road…do bums have sex and parties?
I think they have “bum-sex”, yes, but doesn’t mean the OP is wasting their money living it up. He/she might be trying really hard…and wasting his/her money.
If I knew then what I know now… I would have just hung out with people I knew in university who lived in rez (or off-campus for that matter). You get the party without the university price tag.
Most profs will give you part marks anyway, if your work is done right.Do they have a Basic Logic course here? I took ‘Critical Thinking’ years ago, and it was basically an excuse to laugh at pretentious art students that monopolized the open forum lectures then go for a pint… before going to nerd it up in the library. Ah.. the good old days.
It was PHI 200.0, really dumb. I ended up dropping it, which was a dumb thing to do ’cause it was better than the AST 200.0 I got stuck having to take in my last year to make up for it. Damn. Let that be a lesson to y’all.