Here’s one for ya:

I cracked the heel on my left foot, broke a toe on my right foot, and tonight I have to hop (no larf intended) on a plane to Halifax to attend a family reunion.

The worst thing? I’m stuck ponying-up for the ‘refreshments’ for the reunion. —Fool on the Hill

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  1. I’d pull the no show. Why should you have to pay for the refreshments? Whatever happened to BYOB?

  2. I think I missed something…did you agree to pay for the refreshments? I don’t see how someone else could MAKE you pay for them. What does an injury have to do with not paying for them either?

  3. I could see if you had broke your right hand & screwed up your left so it didn’t work, & that would affect your ability to hold a drink etc…but then again there are always straws to get around that.
    You’ve got sore feet, drink while sitting down.
    You’re welcome in advance for that great bit of advice & the best part of sitting for a klutz like you is… if you get too drunk its not so far to the floor if you fall over !

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