Is it too much work to clean up the hockey puck sized chunks of hair that you seem to purposefully leave all over the stall walls? You share a shower with an entire floor of people, none of whom enjoy tracking your gradual balding process. —Grossed Out

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  1. Gross. Let me guess, he’s fat and has a goatee to compensate for the lack of hair on the top of his head. Replace his shampoo with Nair.

  2. At least no one put a spoon in your floor’s toilet, took a dump on it and attempted to flush it down the toilet leading to a month of shitty water all over the bathroom floor. It took a MONTH before someone actually came and ripped out the toilet and took the spoon out. And while they were ripping it out there was a big hole open to the other toilet stall that took 4 days to cover up. *shakes head*

    I feel your pain, OP. Sharing a shower/toilet with 20 “ladies” (and I use that term loosely), sure wasn’t the highlight of my life. I couldn’t even use the corner shower because the various hair/bobby pins/elastics would accumulate and wouldn’t be washed down and I would actually gag when I went in there.

    It was like living in prison.

  3. AHAHA.

    I’m still trying to figure out WHY there was a spoon in the toilet. HOW drunk do you have to be to drop a spoon in the toilet… and why do you need a spoon in the bathroom to begin with? Though, a two month all expenses paid for vacation in the land of 18 year old drinking should probably answer that for itself 🙁

    What was really fucked up though, is how the bathroom on my husband’s floor was at least 90% cleaner than ours. I almost took him up on his offer to go move over with him on the guy’s floor due to cleanliness alone. Girls are dirty, man.

  4. Make them buy Drano. I have to buy it every few months because of my long, dark locks ;D. And I seem to shed everywhere. I went to visit my BF in Petashitshit last year and he was finding my hairs everywhere for months after :D! I think it’s because the longest I can go without touching my hair is like ten minutes. I like finding my kitty’s hairs on me when I’m not at home. It puts such a big smile on my face to find those little orange slivers of joy <3.

  5. Oh GOD mel — we really ARE soul sisters 😛

    I used to have tons of hair fall out in the shower when it was really long. I started using Nioxin about 6 months ago and at first I shed a lot of hair because it’s designed to encourage regrowth and it gets all the bad hair out — now I hardly have ANY hair fall out in the shower 🙂

    And I like finding Molly and Oscar fur on me when I’m not with them too *blush* In fact, I found a clump of molly’s white fur (she sheds a little bit in clumps) on my black coat this morning and it made me smile. Oscar fur is much harder to see because it’s gray but he sheds like a motherfucker and whenever I see a piece of his fur it gives me the warm fuzzies. I hate leaving them in the morning because they come to the door all “where ya goin’ mommy?” all sad-like. Breaks my heart, but finding their fur makes me smile a little.

    Stop judging us, bitchez! I have to go home tonight and deal with one Oscar-cat who didn’t get any wet food today because we ran out. He’s going to be one mad pussy. Kinda like Molly when I come home from being out at night. Little bitch won’t even let me date 🙁

  6. HOLY FUCK, I never even thought of that, PG.

    Wouldn’t surprise me if the bitches down the hall were into that shit. Wouldn’t surprise me at all.

  7. I hate cat fur. Hate it. I like cats but …

    I’ve started to take a lint brush to this ragdoll I know. He’s a mess that cat. A snuggly attention seeking mess. He goes to Kitty Weight Watchers every 6 weeks and I drive him, lol. Sounds like he’s my cat. He handsome though so it’s all ok.

  8. they say to use the back of a spoon to crush pills too…
    you have some fucked up femme’s amongst you.

  9. just be glad it’s not long curly ball or cunt hair. some of that shit gets about 7 inches long. holy women’s russian hockey team ivan.

  10. Hahaha donk. That’s hilarious. I brush Molly (she’s a ragamuffin, which is like 90% the same as a ragdoll) every second day. Bitch hates it. But it has to be done. She shed in clumps and is white so anything dark gets a coat of white fur. I tried the sticky lint brush but she gave me the stink eye and implied she’d cut my face when I slept if I didn’t fuck off. So that was the end of that.

    She’s UNDER weight though and we have to feed her high calorie food to keep that weight up. Mostly because she’s a picky little bitch and will only eat the high cal stuff and will starve herself if we feed her mod cal. That and because she has rodent ulcers on her lips that require a steroid shot once a month. when they flare up it hurts too much to eat. Last time she went in to the vet she’d lost a whole pound in a month. 14 down to 13. She’s 13.4 now so she’s gaining, which is good because if she hadn’t she’d’ve had to be tested for thyroid issues or diabetes. And that’s ALL I need — a diabetic cat I have to give five needles to a day. *eyeroll*

    The girls at the other end of the floor were dumbasses. Two were ok (they were in my class), but the others were flakes. Besides the 3am pounding on my door from this guy in my class who thought my door was my neighbours’ door (he was ‘secretly’ banging her), everyone on my end (except the c-unt across the hall who wanted to bang someone who looked like one of her high school students) was pretty darn spiffy. I dunno, maybe living in rez at 28 opens your eyes a bit more than living in rez when you’re 18. LOL

  11. that would be why they generally have separate rez for older students or those that are married…
    ala RoJo @ acadia

  12. Yeeeeeahhhh I had some SERIOUS drunken times in RoJo. heh.

    The place I lived in at laval was pretty much… tower, but with balconies. *shudder*

    Seriously. I felt like a prison inmate.

    hahaha RoJo. *shakes head*

  13. bacon fat, yooollling, in best homer fashion. it’s those pesky welfare people doing that in shedbord.

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