It was a while ago that I wrote to this blog, but I have had too much. It seems like non Fairviewers are walking their dogs (and in one especially aggravating moment, a bloody lizard) in my neighborhood and allowing them to dump on my lawn, a lawn as a senior I take great pride in maintaining. I never see these people at the local shops to confront them with their animal’s business, so I assume they are not from here. I would rather be watching my programs than watching out my window for the next dumpist to come along. —My Hip Is Feeling Better

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  1. Turn that frown upside-down – since you take such pride in your lawn think of it as free fertilizer! Yaay!!

  2. Poor lizard! Why is he bleeding? Did you point out that it was bleeding to its owner?

  3. You live in a skeezy place, you have to put up with skeezy things happening.
    At least they aren’t breaking into your car all the damn time….. yet.

  4. Hey, old guy. You can pause live TV now, so you can chase those young whippersnappers off your lawn AAAAND get right back to your “Matlock” re-runs without missing a beat.

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