You slowly turned from someone to be loved into a person who loved to insult, belittle and antagonize. You refused to pull your weight financially and emotionally and wonder why you got pushed out. Hope you had fun trying to fuck all my friends and rushing back to the buffet before you even washed your dishes. Should probably learn to stop being such a bum before your new hosts tire of you too. —Owner Of The House Now
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2015.
We are gearing up for the newest round of May-December romances! Out with the old and in with the new… and remember: it’s okay to try on the merchandise before buying it.