“And now the whales becoming schools of salmon projected on the stage”

“The salmon were very important to the First Nations People….”

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I’m trying to enjoy what is turning out to be a pretty good Opening Ceremony, and the CTV vidiots will not stop explaining it to me!

Let me draw what ever meaning I want from it.

Would you sit behind someone and whisper “Rosebud represents lost youth”?

SHUT UP

—Matthew Luthor

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20 Comments

  1. jesus people, is this all we’re going to see here this fucking week.give it the fuck up, and shove your olympics up your ass.

  2. but jen, smee didn’t say a word,just typed them,so it is silent. too fucking bad every channel on t.v. wasn’t now.

  3. What the fuck? My masturbation comment was removed? How was that comment worse than anything LS has said? There’s been way more sexually explicit stuff left on the message boards, but as soon as a girl jokes about masturbating it’s wrong? Fuck you.

  4. wales becoming salmon…. why would they want to be fish???
    isn’t that going to make it hard going down the skii slopes???

    wait? oh WHALES… oh, ok.
    yeah, cause whales turning into salmon makes so much more sense.

  5. I agree, fizz, wtf is up with that? Life Sucks and his ilk speak frequently in the most vulgar of sexual terms around here with nary a reprimand, yet someone else speaks plainly of masturbation and gets their comment removed???

    Andy, I would like an explanation for this type of censorship, please.

  6. Good point.

    It makes it sound like the fucking Santa Claus parade.

    “Well Liz, the Shriners ride those little minibikes because they love children…”

    “Oh gosh, here comes another brass band (brass band blaring in the backgound)…I bet it’s cold out there!”

  7. I agree that it’s bullshit they removed your masturbation comment, Fizz! If anything, I would like to hear even more details about your masturbation habits.

    I love me0w’s comment about “Life Sucks and his ilk speak frequently in the most vulgar of sexual terms…” for several reasons.

    Firstly, because I originally thought it said “Life Sucks and his elk,” which made me picture LS herding his elk throughout the LTWWB/L boards in search of some cyber pussy.

    Secondly, who are his “ilk”? Why you trying to be so fancy?

  8. Obviously I’m not getting a response from Andy, so…

    I’m re-posting my comment, if it’s removed again I expect an explanation. If it’s left up I’ll take that as an apology:

  9. fizz, were you masturbating during the opening ceremonies? As in, female manual genital stimulation? That’s hot

    btw… i was kinda pissed during the ceremonies when Ashley MacIsaac came out (hahahahaha) and started fiddling, but they said it was going to be him before he did. Way to ruin a really weird surprise.

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