I know of an old lady who used to date my boyfriend before I dated him. For a while i was caught up on her, thought there may have been something more than was actually there. But now I know that there is nothing there and i feel good about that.
But old lady: you still annoy me, I think you are the definition of a cockwhore. I don’t like those terms, I find them degrading to women and I believe that they derive from pornography. But you, my dear old lady, are such a pathetic character, that simply in order to understand you properly I must contradict my reality. You are a pigfucker, haha, and he doesn’t care about you and you are a pathetic excuse for a woman. A bad mom, a mediocre employee with a mediocre job, trashy hair and makeup, no self respect that I can see and overall a pathetic hound dog.
Your desperation and the end of your relationship is exactly the type of behaviour I model myself around NOT being. You are a walking cliche and yet I find you to be the personifocation of a sick taboo. Old lady for young cock. You are disgusting.
When you and my bf first met (or first fucked, same thing) you facebooked him the next day with your number “just in case he felt like talking to you”. Haha. That is your approach. Blechy.
Then you leech yourself on like a comfortable little cat and cook and clean and fix and mend things. You are pig fucker. Haha. And they way you search for a particular kind of young cock, as though you crave it. You make me sick.
I know this makes me look bad, but I’ve wanted for months to just get these gross things off my chest and just say ’em. I don’t know how true they all are, but from what I have seen and read, the little shreds of evidence were enough to deduce my opinions from… Moms getting their club tits squeezed at the club while daughter looks on in drunken amusement… and maybe embarassment? Can’t tell, but not a sign of good mothering… The evidence-reasoning pattern generally follows the above format. anyhow… toodles—Meh
This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2010.
Mother-daughter fuck combos – FUCKINGGROSSMETHEFUCKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old woman + Young man = like a flea thrusting into an airport hanger – REALLYYYYYGRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!
As an old woman, the day I’d go after a younger piece is the day I turn a belt sander on myself.
There is something to be said for being a boy toy as an 18 year old stud… in my case it was with 30 somethings though, not 50 somethings… yikes!
From the sounds of it there may have been the possibility of some mother daughter action in this scenario too… intriguing. I thought that only happened on Nip/Tuck…
So if she’s a pig fucker does that make your bf a pig? And if your bf fucked this old lady the first time he met her what does that say about him? Methinks you’re looking at the wrong person about behavior problems.
yeah, you shouldn’t really care about her… it’s your BF that needs the analysis done.
or lobotomy…
http://www.trollandtoad.com/pd141991.html?…
couldn’t resist. the pic is just perfect…
To each their own I guess…… funny that your boyfriend hooked up with an old lady before you. Do you guys role play by having you dress up in depends with fake wrinkles painted on your body? Perhaps he still has these old lady fantasies and plays with the cougars when the cat is away……
If he doesn’t care about her, then why do you have such a hate on for her?
Maybe he wanted a mommy to suckle him.
My BF also did a mother. He was going after the daughter, but the dauther fell asleep. So the mom is was. And then he and his friend that he was there with were talking about that night and they found out they both did the mom…..gross. Sorrry BF. I know he may read this :P. I just love making fun of him for it haha.
Ewww….dump him. He’s used. And cockwhore…..now that’s a name. They should open a bar called that. Oh they did….can you guess it’s name?
OB is insanely jealous and insecure. I feel for the bf.
Yeah, I find the “pigfucker, haha” comments bizarre. You’re calling your bf a pig, and seem weirdly awkward about it.
People….. not only that, if she is calling this old lady a pigfucker for screwing her bf, then is she not, in turn, labelling herself the very same thing??
and then there’s the “oh yeah” moment after reading jonno’s sensical theories.
Bro Tim, You beat me to it…& I believe your right. Her boyfriend is a Pig. Unbelievably I have never had a mom daughter combo ! I know hard to believe, but I’ve done the 2 sisters thing on 2 occassions & would possibly be up for it. Where exactly is this shangriladeda land at ?
(Everytime i go to a place rumoured as hangouts that type of people, It’s always the wrong time, should have been there last week excuse )
Match made in heaven. A young girl, an older woman and the questionable bf in the middle who’s fucked both of them. It’s truly great. I’m not even going to even question who’s got the worst of it because it doesn’t matter. This is hilarious!
Heh…. then when you can say, “you’re turning into your mother”… you can really and truly mean it!
OP is probably 19 and the “old woman” is probably 24.
can we all say,”MEOWRRRRR”.
Single women in their 40’s are pathetic. I just finished dealing with one who was after my now-ex bf…the lengths this whore goes to are unbelievable. No class, whatsoever.
“”Single women in their 40’s are pathetic. I just finished dealing with one who was after my now-ex bf…the lengths this whore goes to are unbelievable. No class, whatsoever””
Your post Rawr makes you sound pathetic in describing all 40’s single women as such. Furthermore, you come off sounding rather whorish yourself, in a vulgar classless way.
Rawr, your now-ex bf is likely back with the chick in her 40’s…… likely because you are pathetic. Single girls in their 20’s have, like, no class whatsoever.
Seems to me like age is irrelevant in this bitch. There are females out there of all ages that behave in the same manner (minus the “getting their club tits squeezed at the club while daughter looks on in drunken amusement”) My question is, why the hell wouldn’t those doing the squeezing attempt it on the daughter first? To each their own I guess. I know for a fact, though, that some single mothers with older daughters have a bond with them that can be stronger than the one they’d have with a best friend. I know some girls that party with their mothers now that they are of age. I guess it’s cause they only could really ever trust each other. I am sure OP has allowed herself the liberty of some embellishment in her story, but she can scarcely afford to question the “mothering” in some of these situations.
All in all, OP sounds bitter and I am sure her behavior is not that far off from this “pigfucker” she describes. Wouldn’t be surprised at all………
btw, where does she live at, i’m horny today.
RAWR- you are right. All single Moms in their 40’s are pathetic. I find when the 20 year old “ladies” who go to the DOme with their snatches hanging out aftyer puking in the parking lot MUCH more classy and desirable *rolls eyes*. As for the OP, I find it ironic that you call this woman a slut, pig fucker etc, yet you find it desirable to be with your so called bf who had his dick in her several times. Does not say much about YOUR standards now does it?
I really want to start recording Halifamous people reading these bitches aloud and posting them on the Coast website.
Hahahaha… Bobby33 I was about to rebuke you, then I re-read your comment. Then I just shook my head and laughed in amusement.
Alison- I think we should all vote on who should read this bitch. I am all for Anne Murray (even though she is not a Haligonian per se….) I just want to hear her say pigfucker.
hmmm, I vote the caper Rita Macneil.
same reason though…
then I can toss lettuce and tomatoes at her.
Rita already had her shot on Trailer Park Boys, harvesting weed with Ricky, Julian and Bubs. If not Anne Murray, then maybe Maria Panopalis.
Ah so what, she fucks younger guys. Who cares? Obviously you boyfriend likes her enough to sleep with her. It sounds like OP is jealous and insecure to the point of making up shit about how horrible and gross this woman is “I don’t know how true they all are”? What shreds of evidence? Oh well, you’ve given everyone who reads this more than enough evidence to deduce that you are a crazy bitch.
Also sounds like the OP is mad because now her bf is used to having someone cook and clean and “mend things” and she’s not up to the task, probably doesn’t even know how to turn on the washer because HER mom still does all her laundry.
——Single women in their 40’s are pathetic. I just finished dealing with one who was after my now-ex bf…the lengths this whore goes to are unbelievable. No class, whatsoever——
People generally don’t start to get their shit together (or have the humility/wisdom to realize whether it’s together or not, al all) until their 30s and 40s.
You’ll be 40 soon enough, RAWR. It’s not much different than your 20s in the important ways, and you realize that whatever age group you happen to be in (you in your 20s?) isn’t the centre of the goddam universe.
So don’t begrudge someone older than you for wanting someone to fuck, someone to love, someone to take out the trash. Makes you sound dickish.
Point of clarification: If the woman who used to fuck your boyfriend is a “pigfucker” then, wouldn’t that make you, also, a “pigfucker?”
Just checkin’.