Fuckin’ jaywalkers. Two of ’em on Gottingen between Cornwallis and North, just wandering out into traffic. Then some stupid lazy fuck staggering across the toll plaza on the Macdonald. Lazy because the crosswalk is TEN FUCKING FEET AWAY!!!

Some people deserve to get run over.

This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2008.

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  1. Recently, I’ve noticed people trying to get across on the Circ between Burnside and Highfield Park. I think some people have death wishes.

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  2. It’s the ones in the crosswalk with the right-of-way that get the royal smack down. Yet the motorists will yield to the fuckfaces that think they are Moses parting the Red Sea.

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