but don’t you find it SLIGHTLY uncomfortable wearing 3-inch heels and skin-tight jeans so low the entire back of your thong panties is exposed while you push your little baby on the swings at the playground each day? And isn’t your face sweating in the hot sun under all that club-style makeup?? Come on, relax and have fun instead of obsessing about which of the non-existent men there are ogling you.
—Ralph
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
Sure lots of people dress like idiots but so what? Relax and have fun instead of obsessing about something which in no real way effects you.
seems as if one person is ogling you
Was her pussy hanging out?
Not only was it hanging out, but she pulled it around back and wrapped it to her forehead like a hat.
What color is the thong?
Exposed thongs are so 2003.
you forgot to mention that she was prob shiny
at least she was wearing some.
Hey at least she tries. How many new not-so-yummy mummies do you see wearing huge tshirts and baggy sweat pants everyday? Not saying it’s appropriate or classy in the least, but she at least she cares. The thong thing is a bit over the top, though.
Ooooh, gimmie her number. Haha.
So it’s perfectly okay to wear Lulu stuff head to toe, just like every other “active” mom out there? What a fuckin’ joke.
That’s a good point xox, all the women I see, when they become a mum, it’s granny panty time, so nice one on the thong
ask her if she wants to fuck.
Just curious…which playground was this again?
A few years back I saw panties in the sears catalogue and they had sparkly jewels and designs on the little triangle at the top of the back of the thongs and they showed a model wearing them in pants with the triangle part showing in the back and the point of the panties was to show them off.
It was SO tacky.
Did the bitch on the playground have a muffin top, op? Because honestly, I’d take looking at THAT over some of the women out there who try to squeeze their size 14 ass into a size 8 and HELLO grossness. Usually their butt cracks are showing (and usually they DO wear thongs *shudder*) and all their below the waist fat is hanging up over the pants. And I’m betting they have to lay down to get their pants zipped/buttoned up. That right there is an indication that you probably should go buy a bigger pair of pants.
Give her 10 years and she’ll look like every other barfly at the Palace.
Please post pics. LOL
At least she gets the kid out evry day. As someone said, at least she isn’t 300-lb overweight like half of Halifax, and smoking, and sitting on her couch watching Maury.
You just can’t win on this board.
Dress like a slob, and we’ll rip on you for it.
Dress up, and we’ll rip on you for that too.
Can’t we reserve the “clothing bitches” for the truly ridiculous?
I think the point of the bitch was to say, ‘relax and enjoy yourself and don’t worry about what you look like’. Personally, when I see women that are club-ready at 10 in the morning, I think the same thing. There’s beauty in jeans and t-shirts, ladies! No need to be uncomfortable all day long.
Hey, Tim, I think we need another orange Bitch tag for Bitches about clothes. Maybe “Hate the Way we Dress”
Why the hell do so many people spend sooooo much time worrying about what other people are wearing, or how much it costs??
Do you really think that avoiding makeup and dressing in a potato sack makes you somehow superior?
Are you really less superficial, just because you don’t even try to look good?
I’ll answer that – NO – you’re not – because you’re still on here judging people based on nothing more than what they’re wearing. So, really, you’re just like them, only uglier.
Get over it and mind your bidness.
Man, what playground?
I think “Fashion Police” would be better.
Good call Bro Tim. I withdraw my submission. 😉
I’m with Heathrow. I care about how I look- even though I’ve recently had a baby I still like to look attractive- which means I’m not about to go the park with sloppy sweats hanging off my ass and my hair in a greasy tangle. Of course I’ll put on some nice (but not too short) shorts, a tshirt and a little mascara. To each his own though; life would be boring if we all dressed the same, and I’m no fashion icon but I can’t help thinking women like the OP is describing seem insecure- like they have something to prove. I’ve seen moms like this at the playground too..some really friendly and nice once you get talking to them, others with their heads thrown back and eyes cut in pure haught and triumph if anyone so much as glances at them (‘mission accomplished!’). To me this bitch is the same as the one Dino wrote about that guy in her class- they both sound false.