To the man with no plan: You are fantastic. I hope you meet a lovely lady who can actually finish your crossword puzzles. I hope she knows what she wants, has an enormous wealth of jokes at her disposal, and can keep you up all night with her conversation. You’re brave and you deserve that. —Jam
This article appears in May 5-11, 2011.


Plans conflict with progress!
Thanks, Jam, for your concern and the kind words, but I’m afraid you may have misunderstood my intentions. I already have a girlfriend, and we are very happy together. Although it is sure to sound like a cliché, I just wanted to be friends.