Oh yes, I am a certain person, that thinks I’m great, but only in my little mind. Gee, how come no one wants to play with me anymore? Seems that all my woes and ailments are falling on deaf ears, does nobody care, oh woe is me?
There are times when I think that all the hard work I do, getting things in order for a Sunday once a month or so, is just too much for my frail little body. But then, I have others that will come to the rescue, hello there, where are you all at?
Do you mean to say that the old mean man was right, that I am just a poor little whiner, and a big mouth? That I start shit, and then walk away smelling like a rose? But no, that can’t be right, can it? My energy is all spent on others that I have no life for myself, and everyone takes pity on me. Yes, that’s what I need, pity, and all everyone’s attention. Yes, I feed on it, and when someone gets a second of it, I go all whiny again, to draw them all back. And if someone hurts my poor little feelings, then I try to get them banned. Oh, woe is me, there are mean people here, ban them all. —At Least I’m Not a Loser Like You

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  1. this sounds very familiar, wonder who it is. the whining can stop now. i think we all know that you are an attention starved little nobody. if this is about whi i think it is, then you deserve everything you fucking get o.p., and then some.

  2. Actually OB, you’re a massive loser, and a child. I can’t believe you took time out of your day to write this. You must be pretty sad and attention starved to stoop this low.

    Get a life

  3. This is a bitch that raises numerous questions, the most prominent being, how many hand waxes did Wogshit have to give out back of the Law Library before she found a T.A. who was prepared to help her with the polysyllabic words?

  4. You think that’s bad… she could barely speak so she couldn’t even negotiate.
    She had to just dive right in and hope they would her out afterward.

  5. ZZZ: ‘She had to just dive right in and hope they would her out afterward.’ …. Okay, correct me if I’m wrong ZZZ but it is you, my friend, who is having trouble speaking AND writing. What on earth are you trying to say man?

  6. Wow, now I’m getting credit for posts I never even wrote. And you guys are trying to convince me I don’t matter here!! I beg to differ, bitches. I matter. I matter big time since you are insinuating I made this post. Nope can’t take credit for this one but I must admit I do agree wholeheartedly with it!

    I bet I know who the OP is referring to….. Right Kitty??? Man you are popular today on the posts pppppuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr, puuuuuurrrrr! I guess I’m not the only one who got you pegged honey! LMAO!!!!

  7. Gary honey I think we Both know who the OP is referring to!!!~ purrrr, puurrrrr, purrrr! hahahaha!

  8. Dead horse is dead.
    Broken record is broken.
    Jesus H. Christ Almighty! LET IT FUCKING GO ALREADY!
    BlowMe/Wogdog/Gary/Whatever number of personas you happen to be at the moment; Seriously. Grow the hell up for Christ’s sake! My 5 year old nephew doesn’t act like this.
    This is turning into some mutant form of Romper Room and I’m really getting sick of it. I don’t give a flying fiddler’s fuck who said what to who or what was implied or misunderstood, who’s feelings got hurt, etc. etc. blah de fucking blah! It’s none of my business and I don’t care to hear about it so STOP FUCKING SPEWING IT ALL OVER THE GD BOARD! Enough. It’s over. Done.
    It appears PK has started to ignore you like she said she would so why in the blue hell can’t you do the same thing? Just ignore each other, take the high road and spare the rest of us all the fucking agro. Please. I’m fucking begging you. Just end this shit.

    FUCK!

    My kingdom for an “ignore” button. Arrrgh!

  9. Hey avast no one is forcing you to read the comments. But I guess it is working its magic on you too. Pissing you off is a bonus for me buddy!

  10. PK aint ignoring me. She’s sitting in a corner licking her wounds. That’ll teach her to tangle with the Wogdog #1. puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr

  11. hey there boys and girls. wasn’t me that started anything. but i will damn well finish it. blame me or woggie all you want to. i bet fucking dollars to donuts, that she is doing this herself, to get more love and attention. and don’t deny it piggy, this is zactly what you would do, and how you work the other suckers. oh woe is me indeed.
    yep, seems more likely all the more i reread this shit, and if not her, then someone close to her, that she thinks is her friend. i laugh at your ideas that woggie or i even had a hand in this. so you all can go and get FUCKED. right woggie?

  12. No one is forcing you to perpetuate this crap either, Wog so I guess we’re even.
    Plus it’s kind of hard to ignore them when BlowMe/Wog/Gary/Whoeverthefuckyouarenow has made reference to this shit in no less than 6 different recent comments.
    Bottom line is, no one but you (or, if you ARE 2 separate people, you and BlowMe) cares. You and PK obviously got a hate on for each other, fine. But Jesus, spare us the blow-by-blow, will ya’s? All I’m asking is that everybody involved in this crap act as much as adults as they can and a little less like pre-schoolers and just let it go. Drop it and move on. End of.

  13. Avast: kiss off ok? I don’t take orders from you either. Blow Honey you are fricken hilarious! You got me in stitches here man! You DA MAN!!! You are right on honey about what they can do. They are so friggen confused now they don’t know which end is up and it is Fricken Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs honey!!!

  14. naw, let’s poke the geriatric bear some more.

    Woggie, I was referring… oh, that’s a bit word… umm… I was talking about the hand jobs you gave behind the Law Library.
    Finishing Ivan’s thoughts… oh another biggie… uh, Ivan’s idea for him. Now if you understa… uh…. ‘get it’, tap once for yes, and twice for no.

    It’s tough dumbing things down so much.
    how about this. U Iz dumb.

    http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/You_Can…

  15. ZZZ: Again, read your own drivel old man and make some sense out of it for the rest of us ok? ‘She had to just dive right in and hope they would her out afterward’. Yup AGAIN the Old Wogdog gotcha. You, my friend, need to read your own shit and try to make some sense out of it. I ain’t talkin about the library crap we all know what you were aluding to there asshole. Just stick to reading your own drivel and trying your best to get your head out of your own ass on that one K?????? Too fricken Much!!!!

  16. I think the title of this bitch would fit nicely for the two Welf’s with nothing better to do than start a bunch of drama. Your lame attempt at calling PK out has failed. Miserably!!! It makes you look jealous and petty, everything you accuse her of being. Not to mention a couple of classless douchebags.

    There is no confusion, except for what I’m supposed to be confused about? You two fucktards write a classless bitch about another bitcher, and now are pretending not to have written it. Seems pretty simple to grasp.

    Blow Me, nor yourself, are what I would consider even mildly amusing, let alone “hilarious”. The only thing that’s funny trashbag fucks think you are actually pulling one over on any of us.

  17. so numbnuts harpie thinks that i or you woggie, wrote this bitch. hmmmmm, maybe harper did this himself, to make it look as tho one or both of us did it. wouldn’t put it past harpie old shithead. you seem to be the kind of doche that would get a laugh at something like this. or just fucking maybe, the one herself did it, and is lying low, because she might get some heat. wouldn’t put it past that one either. there are just too many possibilities here. but keep on thinking what your petty little minds want to. doesn’t bother me. so you can just go and eat some dogshit. not you harper, you can have the dog cum, well some more, anyway.

  18. You two are as funny and as subtle as a cold anvil.
    How about being adults and move on to a new topic?

  19. ” I am just a poor little whiner, and a big mouth”
    I don’t even know you but after reading this, I’d say yes, that statement is probably correct.

    “My energy is all spent on others that I have no life for myself, and everyone takes pity on me”
    Sounds like most of your energy is spent on pitying yourself, which in turn, makes others pity you too.

  20. OMG this thread has me in stitches. AGAIN!!! Blow honey your list of possibilities is endless. Good detective work there my friend. Dogman it looks like your secret is out by the post above!! O well, who could have written this post, who the heck knows. Who’s enjoying it to the fullest? I AM!!! Thanks for the hoot Blow! You’re Good!!!

  21. Yup. You got me, Blow Me. I spend my time writing bitches in the third person, then I pretend it’s not me that wrote them. Then to avoid suspicion I accuse other people of writing them. I also pretend to be a bunch of other people and argue with myself to throw off suspicion, cause that’s what mature adults do.

  22. Dogman that dog avatar in the picture has more sense than you ever will. Never lose him ok because if you did you would never make it in this world. You are so off track it is unbelivable. Yup keep the dog hone.

  23. Senior if you don’t know the answer to that question you also need to get a dog. Or share Dogmans. Whatever works for ya. lololol!!!

  24. You’re stupidity and tenacity on this bitch board continues to amaze me, wogdog.

    How do you pretend to be sooo dumb?! Honestly, I don’t think anyone can actually be as stupid as you appear to be and still maintain the capacity to use a computer.

  25. You gotta scratch the ol’ melon about someone who assumes the same position for praying and blow jobs – Mingey, I’ve wondered the same myself or the possibility of recruiting a buddy – it’s so easily done is you’ve got a grain of imagination and too much time with your hand.

  26. Very. Imagine having a life so void of stimulation that you have to resort to this kind of ‘fap-fap-fap’ on-line to jack up the ol’ adrenaline rush. Sad indeed because no one here really gives a sweet honk.

  27. ok, wait…
    you hang on blow’s every word and can’t figure out what I’m saying?

    Not only have I never been more convinced… I’m now treating them as the same person.
    In the spirit of estrogen and all those shitty celebrity mash ups…
    You are now known to me as Blowdog… because that’s clearly what you like to do in your spare time.

  28. Frickin’ FANTASTIC cookies too, Mel. Those coconut ones are my fave….oh and the gingersnaps……and the poppyseed ones are pretty delish….and the sugar cookies shaped like stars rockin’ the red sprinkles are pretty awesome too. But that’s it. Those are the only ones I really liked.

  29. you can, all suck my giant fuckin dick. you all, are assholes, and me and woggie are only asome. we are not the same person, so fuck off oprah you pig.you are confused,and stupid and wrong. you all better lay, off my woggers or else.

  30. I would kill a man for one of them ginger snaps right about now. You got anyone you need offed PG?

    Sent from my buddy Drew’s iPad

    -TJ, out

    Comma

  31. How bout i, make you a sammich. a nuckle sammich. yoy leave my woggie alone. asshole. i can tell you, are a real asshole, in real life. what did woggie do to you?

  32. so everyone can see that blowme and wogslut are the same person right? back before blowme was blowme, still lifesucks, he was writing as two or three other accounts and forgot to sign out of lifesucks and into the new one but posted as lifesucks. be prepared for the words of blowme to cone out of the mouth of wogslut. and when hes caught he wont admit to it just take on the wogslut account openly for blowme. blowme/gary/lordsuckscock has admitted to writing like a submental because he believes it makes the people on the board mental. he a dumbass but he isnt illiterate.
    wogslut is blowme and back to the original lifesucks.
    blowme is an evolving sludge. dont get it on your shoes and track it in the house.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  33. very impressed with the blow-me style comma insertions there tj. made the read, i dunno, so jerk-like.

    blow-me, commas can indicate a pause whilst reading. so please re-read your comment, and pause at each comma. (fs – shut up – my refusal to use caps does nothing to impede the flow of the read; using them would impede the flow of my typing)

    you can
    all suck my giant fucking dick
    you all
    are assholes
    and me and woggie are only ‘asome’ (what does that mean? awesome? a sum of? )
    you all better lay (lay where? on what? )
    off my woggers. (see how this bit just hangs out, unattached to anything because it has been separated by that comma above)

  34. That’s what I love about my snipping tool – love to take screen snaps of people’s threats. Mingie, you struck a RAW nerve – continue to dance on it.

  35. …LOL…Fucking funny….I wanna sammich too!!…CAN I uh Can I have a sammich too?!!…Funny

  36. Hugo suggested that Woggy is MM.I don’t think MM could dumb himself down in order to pull off Woggy.

  37. so, i see someone wants to pretend to be me again. well, it work work. there is only one of me, and also one woggie. yep stevie, she is actually real. someday, you fools might see a pic of us together. she’s a very beautiful blond lady. and i have no fucking idea what she sees in me, really.
    i was going to let this thread die out, as it should. but was up to bathroom, and just happened to notice my little coast bitch a;lert blinking. meaning that someone had posted.
    you can all relax, harper had his fun, pretending that he didn’t write this bitch, or maybe it was indeed kitty. who knows, who cares. who else would do this to get you all going at me or woggie, seems to reason that someone is not playing fair ball here. there will be a bitch of mine coming, maybe tomorrow, don’t know. i wrote it last night, and has my name all over it. it is for fun, and fairly light hearted. if you want to think that woggie or i, wrote this or any other bitches lately, fill your fucking boots. but i really can’t take credit for this one, would love to, but seriously, i can’t.
    so, whoever the genius was, hope you had your fun, and hope you get exposed for the asshole that you really are.next time, try being a bit more discreet about how you word shit, and stay off the fucking hate wagon to me.

  38. and blowme/harper/kitty/whoever, they say that imitation is the truest form of flatterly, but don’t push your luck asshole.no one real likes me here, not that i give a great fuck anymore. i see them for what they truly are. hypocrites and brown nosers and losers.not all, but most. they know this and are nt subject to my vehemence.

  39. Blow Me: Honey don’t get all worked up over these guys; it isn’t worth the cortisol they make pump through your veins. As long as we know the difference who really cares? I am fairly new to this board but I’ve seen boards like this many times. There are a certain few who band together as a clique when they feel threatned by a newcomber. Safety in numbers I guess or something along those lines. I still get a real kick out of your posts honey, you’re the only one on here whose posts make sense. As far as Dogman’s cheap imitation yes I’ve seen that before but done up a whole lot more ‘genuine’ than he was able to pull off. Don’t worry sweetie, in due course we will post our picture together on here then they all will be wiping the egg…whoops… in some cases the dogshit….off their ugly faces. But until then my sweet, have a nice day and God bless. 😉

  40. PS: Blow honey, it looks like as much as they say they hate us, they really love us. This post is up to over 70 entries and still growing. I guess we still got the touch honey! It appears to be a love/hate relationship, but what do we care, it’s all about the numbers sweetie. Because it sure as hell ain’t about the personalities. They all suck, except you sweetstuff; you’re totally awesome@

  41. YEAH DARTY, I DON’T BLAME YOU ONE FUCKING BIT. some jokers we have here hey. pretending to be someone they aren’t to stir up more shit. i just wonder who they might be? i might have to do an exorcism later today, to bring back kay, and life sucks and a host of others that have departed. watta ya thunk.

  42. why are you up so early woggie, i couldn’t sleep. something kept me awake all night, and i think you know what it might be. but i gotta get some shuteye, or i’ll drop. let these fools believe what they want to, i’m done. fuck them, if they even remotely think it bugs me, pshaw, i shit better turds than most of them are.

  43. ‘no one real likes me here, not that i give a great fuck anymore’

    real or really ?both work.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  44. i wont fuck you either.why does wogslut smell of aquavelva cat pee and snickerdoodles ?

    heh
    snickerdoodles

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  45. Aquavelva? Did someone say Aquavelva? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AQUAVELVA. The Smell of a real man. Blow, honey could you please get some, just to wear around me. I do like your current stuff but I’m a real kitten around aquavelva.

    Hey Dogman thanks for copy and pasting. It might prove to be beneficial to you in the end, perhaps give you some semblance of intelligence. You know, like writing lines in school. Repetition only enhances the memory. And I love to remain in the memorys of all of you. So, again thanks buddy.

    I just might have to upgrade you buddy from Dogman to Dogshit! Hey, at least in the most important respect it would be a step up, huh? Dogshit…..hahahaha.

  46. Bring back whoever you want, dumbass. We can all tell right away it’s you. It’s too bad your “super computers” don’t have spell check.

  47. HEY MOD… PLEASE POST BLOW ME’S BITCH!!!

    You shouldn’t have much trouble finding it. It’s the one with barely readable sentences, and his name all over it.

  48. Hey Dogman: You are overwrought and have become way too anxious. You’ve just told on yourself honey. Blow me NOT!!!! I knew it would only be a matter of time before you outed your own self!!! Good on ya Dogshit! hgahahahah

  49. Aquavelva???? Holy fuck, someone’s been cleaning too many bedpans at the nursing home.

    I suspect Bog Pog has daddy issues.

  50. Wigpig, your schtick of being Blow Me’s tired old whorehound is getting really old, really fast.

    How do you figure I “outed” myself? What goes on in that ridiculous head of yours?

  51. I completely 2nd that, Kitty. It appears that Bog Rot hasn’t had much to say since Mr. Paul appeared. Nice.

  52. Bognog is out shoplifting peroxide and stirrup pants from her local $ Store. When she finds out that our friend is in a chair, she’ll show her true colours – Tubercular Blue and Pustule Yellow. The colours of the flag of Sweden and coincidentally “swede” is another word for turnip, which Hagslag wouyld have to mind-meld with in order to reach the average IQ of any given Jerry Springer studio audience. There you have it – 6 Degrees of Wogshit.

  53. oh, and this may be comment 98…
    but Blowdog’s responsible for 25 of em…

    This thread’s shittier than Ivan’s shower story.

  54. well stevie old bag of shit, i don’t know whether to be flattered or worried by you. you seem lucid enough sometimes, then you go get all stoopid again. gee, does someone have to spell things out for you. i write this way, so the bitchers can have something to do, other just just read boring posts, like yours always seem to be.
    but hey dude/dudette, it’s all in the game. pck apart anything of mine that you wish, i will still be here laughing at your inane comments and banter. i’m actually thinking of going thru all the stupid shit that you have ever written on here, and compiling a novella on how to be the dumbest shitd in the world. if i do, will you personally sign a copy for me. might even give you a percentage of any royalty that it makes, but don’t hold your breath there.
    ttfn, i could make a mint off of her comments and funny shit too, but won’t, because you are the infamous named one here. why did you pick that name stevie? is it hero worship, or just that you want some type of power, but know you will never get it. as long as you live in your little shithole in the square. oh, sorry, your welfare mansion.

  55. It’s blatantly obvious there’s no filter…
    it’s ant running on tiny ant-wheel just enough for a joule of thought… ok, now straight to keyboard, and send.

    And digital diarrhea production continues…

  56. Hey honey, whatcha mean you couldn’t sleep good last night? You shoulda told me I woulda come over and relaxed you a bit. Awww honey hope you are feeling a little better now after your sleep. xoxox 😉

  57. hi mt sweet woggers. i was having, trouble sleeping, last night.i try to get your, image off my brain, but i had blue balls four hours. sorry hun, i hgd to rub one, so i will be of no use, to you tonite. maybe tomorrow will be better day.

    nwow, the rest off, you assholes can fuck off. I’m done with, this crap. if i dont get, the respect i deserve, i will never be back.

  58. TTFN: Who the hell is Paul you are referring to. In my world he is just a male, probably of the same mindset as the rest of you assholes. I wasn’t at my keyboard this afternoon because I actually have a life I pursue. I don’t live here on the bitchboard but you can bet I get my licks in. Paul whoever you are, howdy! But you didn’t keep me away, I was pursuing my life. Unlike the rest of the bitchers.

  59. Maybe I’m the only one, but I would actually love if Blow Me and Wogdog had sex. It would serve them right. Why all talk, no action? Instead of coming on LTWWB, spend that time with each other and have sex. Why wouldn’t you? Scared? Rusty? Can’t actually be bothered?

  60. Blow honey, no problem. I know the wogs is hard to forget. I will miss you tonite but I plan on making you some nice muffins and cookies which I will bring to you tomorrow. Now put the woggers picture away; you don’t want to be up all night again sweetie. You will be enjoying the ‘real thing’ tomorrow. I’ll call you in the morning sweets. nighty nite xoxoxo :0

  61. What did you get up to this week, Furious?
    Oh not much. Watched some episodes of Red Dwarf. Watched the bitch board descend into cacaphony and madness.

  62. “but I would actually love if Blow Me and Wogdog had sex.”

    Yup. Because if she ever lit one off in his face while he was eating bush he could bring her down with one shot, expertly field dress her into a sizable pile of roasts, chops and sausage filling and still be left with enough tannable hide to bind Gibbon’s ‘Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” in human leather.
    Win. Win. Win.

  63. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????!!!! That is the single greatest picture I have ever seen. Also a huge fan of the Street. Thank you for that 🙂

  64. ‘hi mt sweet woggers. i was having, trouble sleeping, last night.i try to get your, image off my brain, but i had blue balls four hours.’

    major sideeffect of blueballs is mental retardation resulting in paranoia and inability to use punctuation or spell above a third gradelevel.

    ‘nwow, the rest off, you assholes can fuck off. I’m done with, this crap. if i dont get, the respect i deserve, i will never be back.’

    trololololololololol.

    trololololololololololololololol.

    the elderly often develop a form of dementia where they overestimate their importance in the world.also:blueballs.and the smell of cat pee and snickerdoodles.

    heh.snickerdoodles.

    no please. punish everyone by going away
    another lie,blowpie.
    what was it like when wogslut sharted in your face during 69? does your beard now smell of the bostonceltics?

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  65. wait. you jerked it last night and you cant get it up tonight.

    just checking

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  66. ——-
    but you can bet I get my licks in
    ——-
    That’s the talk down on the waterfront where the seamen disembark.

    PisP

  67. This thread just has me in stitches! You all think you’ve got me and Blow figured out, but we are totally running this thrread and many others here. Take that, bitches. While you sad sacks were idling at your computers all day, i went out and got my asshole bleached for my sweet sweet Blow. I hope you ate a big breakfast this morning hunny. You’re going to need your energy later when youre mowwing down on some woggie! Muah!

  68. Bleached at Kate’s Klassy Kunt n Kuts?

    You’re special.

    I just rubbed one after reading that, Woggers.

    —–
    I hope you ate a big breatfast
    —–

    Pure Klass!

    Btw- what exactly are you “running”? You *do* know that having syphillis doesn’t automatically make you President anymore, right?

    lols for days

    PisP

  69. hahahah woggie. you know we are, the best at being funny. haha they are all, losers. living uiside their welfare manshiuns and being stupid. ill email you now and we can talk, about all the fun stuff we can, do later. kisses my, sweet.

  70. Wow. Gross. I’ve always imagine Wogdork as some hairy arm-pitted over-weight feminist and Blowhard as someone’s creepy uncle. This thread has just turned disturbing. I’m out. You win.

  71. “This thread just has me in stitches! You all think you’ve got me and Blow figured out, but we are totally running this thrread and many others here. Take that, bitches. While you sad sacks were idling at your computers all day, i went out and got my asshole bleached for my sweet sweet Blow. I hope you ate a big breakfast this morning hunny. You’re going to need your energy later when youre mowwing down on some woggie! Muah!”

    Again by Wogdog. as opposed to Wogdog (no period)

    Wogdog. = Blow Me

    I admit I didn’t catch it immediately. I admit I am spending way too much time on this.

  72. now that douchebag is even stealing my picture too. what a no class no brain asshole. hope you have fun idiot. i am. and so is everyone else that thinks you are me, but know you aren’t.

  73. keeping multiple personalities gets messy.even a bleached asshole starts t o look like a dirty ditch.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  74. woggie-dot just got created today around 8p. there is also a blow-me dot. i would guess someone else having a giggle, and the real bm and wd haven’t noticed yet.
    don’t tell them.

  75. those other two phonies are just cheap imitations of the real woggie and myself. if you folks can’t tell the difference, then you all need your heads checked. again people, woggie and are actually two different people.
    believe it or don’t, we know the difference, and a couple other people do too. yep, keep on making your silly little shit bitches you dolt/s, they don’t bother me in the least. but watch out if this site doesn’t get shut down, because of that idiot/s. i can see it coming pretty fucking soon. yeah douche, hijack my pic and all, say what you want to. i know that i would never lower myself to argue with the mentally ill, which you obviously are. but everyone is getting a good laugh nw. hope everyone just disregards anything from now on, thinking it came from woggie or i. we already talked it over, and have our plan in place for this idiot/s. have fun suckers, they will insult you to death, but it won’t be from the real source. now that i think back, maybe some one else was doing that awhile back too. just maybe i missed something there. going back about a year to check bitches. nitey nite all.

  76. ‘wogdog.+ blowme’

    yup.blowhard has been bragging for the last year thathe creates new accounts to ‘mess with the bitchs’. the depth of his mental illness is astounding.if we had a resident shrink they would quit at the twisted personality of blowhard.

    ‘ now that i think back, maybe some one else was doing that awhile back too. just maybe i missed something there. going back about a year to check bitches.’

    yes blowhard.dig through the garbage piled in your yard for the evidence you are seeking. just maybeyou missed something there.please publish your research on the bleached asshole of wogslutperiod.

    and btw how are you going to get the web site shut down?anybody who knows you has read the crazyness you call a brain.youve threatened a million things over the last year and talked of plans for the bitches who discovered what a bitch you are. you threaten to leave in a huff then go back to crying wee wee wee all the way home.

    ‘hijack my pic and all’

    please furnish the copyright information or stfu. you are a big blowhard just like your name says.go suck one of wogsluts farts.

    ‘have fun suckers’
    didn’t that used to be you?

    youre just cat pee andsnickerdoodl es.

    heh. snickerdoodl es.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  77. “Re: “Slap a label on it”

    you know what, i just might stay on this site, just to fuck you all up, and be as nasty as fuck to you douchebags. maybe it just smarten you the fuck up, to relax your stupid little twisted minds off your own self importance. as someone once said, you have nothing to fear, but yourselves. and not churchhill, ivan. and from what i gather, he didn’t quite put it the way most think he did. have to check old timey radio broadcasts to see.
    yep, you folks sure are looking funny to me, seeing me pop up in other posters nammes. what about the 3 or 4 new ones i see today and yesterday? are they me too. well if they are, then i truly must be this GOD everyone is going on about.
    what a bunch of fucking maroons you people are. ooh look out, here comes sucks or george or grampy gary or fucking santa claus. what a hilarious bunch of fucking fools you can be. yep, think i’ll stay around, just to piss you the fuck off.
    3 likes, 3 dislikes
    Posted by BLOW ME on 07/20/2012 at 4:03 PM”

    Back when he was George Peters I believe 😛 Oh what a difference five months makes…

    “Re: “Slap a label on it”

    and a trollin we will go, hi ho and cheerio, a trollin we will go. see zilla, this is how it’s done. make them think you are someone else, and they get their heads in a knot, trying to figure out who is me, and who isn’t. it’s great fun.
    2 likes, 3 dislikes
    Posted by BLOW ME on 07/21/2012 at 10:50 AM”

    …not.

  78. Notice how the REAL wogdog has no period behind her name. And the fake one does? Dogshit posted the same picture and used my handle but the only way he could get past the password code was to alter it in a minor way by putting in a period. Oldest and most boring trick in the book Dogshit. And besides anyone who has half a brain knows I don’t talk trashy like your entries has me talking. Sorry for all the work you did asshole but hey, stupidity looks good on ya! hahahahahah Blow honey thanks for the email. Hope you had a good nights sleep sweetie. Talk later xoox

  79. my 2 cents worth, in this pile of what the fuck?
    to the poster….. get a set of balls. Holy fuck like sittin in your room jerkin off anonymously to the coast is some way to deal with this person. It’s called communication. Try it. Face to face is best, then there’s a phone. Holy shit, if a pc is the best you can do, at least email them. Or are you actually under the assumption that they will read this and know it’s them it’s directed at? Possible you are an impotent big mouth who is afraid of their own shadow, so jerkin off is the best you can muster? With skills like you are showing, I’m sure you’ll go real far yourself.

  80. ^^^another of Blow Me’s alter egos^^^^^

    Give it up numbnuts!!!

    Wigpig. Fuck you slut. I am not pretending to be you, or anyone else. Suck it!!

  81. “…Oldest and most boring trick in the book…” – Actually, the ‘Book’ was written long before computers existed… so that’s kind of impossible. Try again, wogdog.

  82. PS: Hey Dogshit, thanks for going to all the trouble of opening up fake emails and doctoring up passwords and even stealing my avatar to try to be me. The Woggers, #1 or as my sweetie calls me, woggie, can NEVER be duplicated, you should know that by now. But I do understand what desperation you must have felt to have taken all that time up to pretend to be me. You sure went to a lot of trouble my friend, if you keep that up I just may have to add you to my list of admirers. Just kidding Blow honey, NO ONE comes up to you. But hey thanks dogshit I just wanted you to know that I do appreciate all the trouble you went to for NOTHING!!! As you know, I totally LOVE adoration and attention and you, my friend are giving me so much. Thanks buddy. My first and probably BEST laugh of the day so far. But hey the day has just begun. Now dogshit you should try and get some shut eye in that dusty, danky mommy’s basement of yours, you must be tired after all that copying and pasting. The little pea brain of yours is probably totally burnt out huh? hahahahaha. As I said, Stupidity does look good and yeah, once again, you’ve outed YOUR Own Self. hahahahaha…..

  83. Will the REAL wogdog Please Stand Up. Yup that’s me folks, no caps, no periods. Just me. wogdog. Try copying that dogshit!

  84. ‘Notice how the REAL wogdog has no period behind her name. And the fake one does?’ – we figured that out before you had to crow that tidbit, Grog Knob.
    Thanks for stating the fucking obvious.

  85. I keep picturing BLOW ME’s lair, with a big board set up like in The Wire, except shitty. Polaroid pics of the profile pics of all his different personas linked together with used dental floss and bits of yarn, notes in crayon scribbled furiously, three Commadore 64’s with their power cords tied together and a piece of copper wire tied to a foil ball hanging from the ceiling. The half carved remains of attempted wooden dentures covering everything. It’s fun to imagine.

  86. No periods Wogshite? Blessed mentalpause. I’m thinking in your salad days you must have given the elevator from “The Shining” a run for it’s money.

  87. TTFN: Tub unit just called. He wants more cookies. He said you were spending way too much time online. Get the cookies to the guy, NOW!

  88. Well imagined, Furious! I have often thought the same. More likely he tunnels in the garbage-strewn pit that is Wogpig’s coochie- oops, I mean trailer in the woods, and fires up his Tandy Speak and Spell, but gets mad when it tells him he spelled the presechool words wrong.

    PisP

  89. I’M the real wogdog! That other loser is just trying to copy my fabulous style and awesomeness. Don’t fall for this immature shit, he/she is just jealous of how amazing my life is and WANTS so hard to be me. I can’t blame them, i’m awesome and i’m just SO flattered by all of this attention!!! Keep it up, fake wogdog, you’re just making yourself look stupid!

    Be back in a bit, i have to go take a giant dump on BLOW ME’s chest and then pursue life!!! hahaha i’m so amazing.

  90. NONONONONONONONONO I AM the real wagdag! Those other losers are just trying to copy my fabulous style and awesomeness. Don’t fall for this immature shit, he/she/them is just jealous of how amazing my life is and WANTS so hard to be me. I can’t blame them, I’m awesome and I’m just SO flattered by all of this attention!!! Keep it up, fake wagdags, you’re just making yourselves look stupid! Be back in a bit, i have to go take another giant dump on BLOW ME’s chest and then pursue life!!! hahaha i’m so amazing. I know it’s normal to have a burning sensation when peeing,but should FLAMES be shooting out? OG Wagdag

  91. …K. Go use some soap. I am inferring that you smell. Don’t use my soap though, it’s too good for your chapped, battered nether regions.

  92. You are all just jealous that your man can’t give felatio like BLOWME can. those gums can go a mile a minute boys, and let me tell you, they don’t quit til the job is done and woggers is satisfied.

  93. You can brush your teeth with my peppermint soap. All toothpaste is just detergent, fluoride and a bunch of shit to make the detergent not as noticeable. Takes some getting used to, but totally doable. ivory may be 99% pure, but it’s made with rendered hog fat. Soap knowledge booooiiiii

  94. CONCEPTUALIZING THE WOGGIE – BLOW AFFAIR: AN EXISTENTIAL EXPERIMENT IN THE THEATRE OF THE ABSURD

    ” But that is not the question. Why are we here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in this immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Godot to come.”

    Samuel Beckett – “Waiting for Godot”

    “The question before us, of course, is whether the present thread can carry the weight of such philosophical and psychological freight.”

    Montrealman (12/10, 5:00PM)

    As predicted, unless the level of communication were to be raised, this thread would not be able to carry the weight of the philosophical and psychological freight placed upon it. The dialogical encounter between Woggie and Blow on the one hand and the commenters on the other was foredoomed to incoherence and failure for the same reasons as the two participants in Beckett’s “Waiting For Godot.” They did not know who Godot was and, if he did appear, would not recognize him. But Godot never came. In the same way the commenters would not recognize a solution to the Woggie-Blow Affair since, given their terms of reference, there was (and is) no solution. It will never come. But what does all this mean and what is its connection to the Woggie-Blow affair?

    What it means is that, first of all, Woggie and Blow must be applauded for conducting their existential experiment in the theatre of the absurd. In that context the part of Godot is taken by the real identities of Woggie and Blow. However, given the same level of communication as Woggie and Blow the commenters are fated to suffer that “immense confusion” of which Beckett speaks, one consisting of the play’s subtext. What is that subtext? It is that of the meaninglessness and absurdity of life. So we must salute Woggie and Blow for an excellent job but, at the same time, we must ask whether there is any egress from such an aporia, such a dead-end of meaningful communication. I believe there is.

    What must be done is to raise the level of communication to the second-order, that of philosophy.The adversarial stance of the commenters must be abandoned. The Woggie-Blow Affair must be conceptualized. It must be intellectualized. It must be philosophized. For the commenters to simply respond at the same adversarial level will never resolve the question because – and this is important – because they have become PARTICIPANTS in the experiment and there are no “winners” when the experiment consists of the existential meaninglessness and absurdity of life. Rather, one must become a SPECTATOR, one having a degree of conceptual distance from the Affair itself. One must, in a words, engage in philosophy.

    To do this requires that one must recognize the underlying existential absurdity of the Woggie-Blow Affair and engage it at that level, i.e., the necessary aporia of their philosophical position, that dead-end of meaningful dialogue. You ask of what does such a philosophical or spectatorial perspective consist? I answer, “You’re looking at it now.”

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  95. MM: Superb job my dear. Now if only I knew what it all meant, in layman’s terms. I do thank you though; somehow in it all I recognize your sense of humor.

    To the rest of you, continue on Please. I am having the laugh of my life here! lololol!!

  96. PS: I do also detect egg/dogshit on your faces. You are all trying to make light of the fact that I explained to the computer illiterate just what was going on. I do appreciate you all going to the added work of creating more imitators of the Woggers#1 but really it isn’t necessary anymore. You’ve been outed by my intelligent explanation now please the best thing you can do to save face is to fade to black. You outted your ownselves by becoming overly exuberant. But, alas, not all is wasted. You did provide the Woggers #1 with a million laughs. And, as usual, I got the last one on You! hahahahaha! Better luck next time suckas!

  97. “So help me God, YELLOW EYES!!”

    My FAVOURITE all time Christmas movie, hands down.

    I love the scene where the mom dresses Randy, (Ralphie’s kid brother) to get ready to go to school. The poor kid has so many layers on under his one piece red wool snow suit that he can’t put his arms down. This is funny to me because my mother used to do the exact same damn thing. lol Terrified of me catching cold, she dressed me like I was going on a deep arctic exploration mission just to go build a snow fort in the backyard. Ah, memories.

  98. ‘I do appreciate you all going to the added work of creating more imitators of the Woggers#1 but really it isn’t necessary anymore. ‘

    it makes you (sub) mental that everyone is laffingat you and the elderly toothdonor you fart on.

    ‘You’ve been outed by my intelligent explanation ‘

    gutterslutsayswha

    ‘You outted your ownselves by becoming overly exuberant.’

    that word doesnt mean what youthink it does .

    ‘ But, alas, not all is wasted. You did provide the Woggers #1 with a million laughs. And, as usual, I got the last one on You! hahahahaha! Better luck next time suckas!’

    has he licked your bleached bunghole yet ?

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  99. the fabulous froodle also loved the antics of bumpus’s dogs.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  100. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking water when I read
    “You are all just jealous that your man can’t give felatio like BLOWME can.”

    HAHAHAHA, woghag is a tranny that Blow sucks long… and sucks hard.

  101. Froodle aka Dogshit: Yup honey that last laugh you provided TO me was worth it. You, my friend, have been had, outed, and Flogged to near death, hahahaha. Sucka, Sucka, Sucka!!!!

  102. outed as what exactly ,wogslut dear ?or rather, whom.

    all the squealing you do betraysthe way you and blowhard are really feeling about being asaulted on allsides.

    but yes.you keep pretending youre laffing.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  103. Im the real, blow me. All you inposter, assholes can fuck off. I have, created a new password, so nobody else but me, is allowed to post u der this accou t. Fuck you furious, you asshole. I do not have comodor 64 so shut the fuck up.

    Its ok woggie, they are, not fooling anyone. They are all stupid and we, are running this, board now.

  104. Welll Blow if you are”running this fucking board now”
    WHy don’t you stop fingering yer so called girlfriend, & get your other finger to start posting some new bitches !

    THis total lack of new bitches is fucking LAME.

    If you have a job to do … DO IT ! ! ! !

  105. you fucking morons just don’t get it, do you? the phonies that you think are woggie and i, have a period (.) after the names. and they just repeat stuff that we write. this is the first time i have been here today. woggie, i don’t think it is harper doing this now. i have a feeling that i know the two that are responsible. and there just might be a surprise in store today or tomorrow for them. more, that isn’t me, and you should know that. there are only a few on here that i actually don’t give a fuck about. i have never talked bad to you, or about you, you should know this by now.
    this asshole or the two of them, think they are cute, but they are not. and will never be smart enough to confuse the true life sucks friends or woggie. i am just sitting here watching all the trouble they are going thru, and time wasting they are doing, trying to pretend, that they are us. rave on asshole/s, you are really making woggie and i laugh.

  106. my man BLOWME is taking me out for a fancy dinner at uncle buck’s tonight. Don’t be jealous losers! you only wish your man could afford the cheeseburger platter, my sweetie spoils me, even lets me get extra cheese, and bacon too! He is very romantic and holds the bus door open for me on the #20. we will probably go into No Frills afterward for a little whip cream so he can give me the ‘gumby surprise’ later when we get home. His specialty!

    wine dine 69 tonight baby. you know how to treat a woman right.

  107. wogdog. that sounds like a fun timehave a double buckbuck for me and tell emilio the owner that fabfroofroo says heyhey.

    by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.

    at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,

    the fabulous froodle

  108. Blow honey it looks like we Rule the message boards AGAIN. It has been a long time sweetie since they been this hot. Lighting up the message boards is hotter than a pepper sprout, like old JC used to say. But hey honey, I guess they can’t get enough of us. Where you been all day baby? I miss you. xoxoxo The real wogdog. No caps. No dots. copy that one Dogshit! Nah, didn’t think so. Sucka!

  109. I find it kinda funny that suxster is getting pissed at the dot couple when they actually do write pretty much identically to the usual shit we hear from grampy gummer.

    …and he thinks we’re idiots for playing along..

    Oh, if you have a hot date tonight, shouldn’t you be pounding down the mexican for lunch?
    You need enough ammo to make that 69 shart pleasurable enough….

  110. RSVP

    : Wogdog (12/13, 11;22AM)

    Thank you Woggie. Yes, it was good wasn’t it.

    In “layman’s terms” I suppose you could say that there are two main points in my “Conceptualizing the Woggie-Blow Affair,” to wit (1) there is no substantive meaning to the Affair as such which might be resolved in any conventional manner, and (2) given (1), those commenters seeking to engage you both must re-conceptualize their adversarial stance.

    (1) The Woggie-Blow Affair, at least to me, bears a strong resemblance to Beckett’s “Waiting For Godot,” his masterpiece of the theatre of the absurd. There is no denotative extra-linguistic referent to Godot. He has no reality but consists rather of a figment of the imagination of the two protagonists which nonetheless dominates their respective consciousnesses. In effect, the play has no meaning, no message, beyond the fact that life doesn’t either and so falls necessarily to the level of the absurd.

    (2) Given (1) it is futile for the commenters to engage in argumentative discourse. Quite simply, there is nothing to argue about. If headway is to be achieved their adversarial stance must be abandoned since they, the commenters, then become little more than participants, additional players in the the Woggie-Blow Affair, a drama in the theatre of the absurd. They have become co-opted.
    What must be done is to re-conceptualize the Woggie-Blow Affair as just that, a drama in the theatre of the absurd. The commenters must seek out its underlying philosophical rationale. But what is that rationale?

    To maintain that life is absurd, an exercise without meaning, is to subscribe to the position of philosophical nihilism (“nihil” – Latin for “nothing”). The problem, of course, is it possible to really – I mean really – adhere to a philosophical position of utter nihilism? Certainly Beckett didn’t since he wrote his masterpiece as a bleak parody of the nihilistic position. He wasn’t a cheerleader for nihilism, quite the reverse. The question then becomes, a fortiori (that’s Latin for “even stronger”), whether the Woggie-Blow Affair may be said to be nihilistic or, on the contrary, is there a positive subtext, a covert celebration of existence to be detected? I leave that question for others to pursue.

    Yes, Woggie, all my posts contain strains of humour – sometimes explicit, sometimes tacit, sometimes dominant, sometimes muted – and this one is no exception. In a word, my posts are, without exception, layered and textured. As you might suspect, my enjoyment comes from imagining the contorted faces of the lower levels of the Halifax Underclass as they attempt to decode what the hell I’m talking about.

    I hope that my re-wording of “Conceptualizing the Woggie-Blow Affair” in “layman’s terms” has met with your approval.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  111. so what/where is uncle bucks? i like cheeseburgers.
    by the way, go see ‘impossible’ when it comes out. saw it last night. as if i needed something after jaws to reinforce the heebie jeebies.
    and hay, meteor movie tonite. free admission. venue. back yard.

  112. “You are all just jealous that your man can’t give felatio like BLOWME can. those gums can go a mile a minute boys, and let me tell you, they don’t quit til the job is done and woggers is satisfied.”

    I lost my appetite .Now I can’t eat my supper. Gross

    “those gums can go a mile a minute boys”

    That’s the most disgusting sentence I’ve read on this board.

  113. Blow honey it looks like we Rule the message boards AGAIN. It has been a long time sweetie since they been this hot. Lighting up the message boards is hotter than a pepper sprout, like old JC used to say. But hey honey, I guess they can’t get enough of us sharting in our mouths. Where you been all day baby? rubbing one?I miss you.take your teeth out and show me how the cow ate the cabbage!i know your peen is broke. xoxoxo The real wogdog. No caps. No dots. copy that one Dogshit! Nah, didn’t think so. Sucka!
    And montrael man you talk like a sissy.i still don’t get it .

  114. I’m very sorry to change the subject.

    I hate that I’m forced to advertise my sorryass pitiful life’s problems on this board(believe me I hate the fact I have to do this). I need the help of a tall person(male or female) to help me with something at my place.SheSang(God love her) tried,(and actually worked for a bit) but,she’s only as tall as me. Can anyone help me?I have the tools needed to do the job.

  115. i dont have just, gums any more. i traded a pentium 2 for my buddies false teeth,same guy that gave, me my harley. hahahaha fuck you corn on the cob. you are not a nemessis of mine evermore. i can eat chips now without, soaking them in spit so i can swallow them. and no woggie you dont have, to blend up my stake any, more.

  116. “Lighting up the message boards is hotter than a pepper sprout, like old JC used to say.”

    Jesus Christ said that? They had message boards back then? Who was the moderator? High Priest Ciaphas, maybe Pontius Pilate.
    They would have had bitches about people writing scrolls while riding donkeys and not paying attention to where they’re going; asshole Romans thinking they’re better than everyone else; too many taxes and not enough jobs; that Jerusalem sucks and all the best jobs are in Egypt anyway. There’d be bitchers like Blowus Meus claiming they slew the Philistines with a jawbone of an ass.

  117. Then there would be the Loves:

    “To that totally cool, totally cute bearded guy selling goats at the agora. You were talking about goats but all I could think about were those dreamy brown eyes. I wanted to tell you how I felt but it might ruin a perfect moment. Come check me out, I’ll be working at the crucifixions this weekend.”
    Nail Girl

  118. I was kind of hoping that, when I signed in tonight, that I would read that Blow Me, Blow Me., Wogdog, Wogdog., Wogdog*, Blow Me*, Wagdag and the Fabulous Froodle would have all got together at Uncle Bucks and had a group hug. There would have been a few laughs, a few tense moments but not a dry eye in the place. You would have come to the conclusion that you guys all really love each other and that your love is bigger than any rude posts of the past. Come on, you guys can do it. You know you really want to. Uncle Bucks, I mean, what better place?
    It could be the beginning of something beautiful. Something you guys will cherish forever. Come on, give in to it! Tomorrow, when I sign in, I hope to see you guys in the Love section and a whole different attitude. Sleep tight you guys and dream about good things and a whole new beginning.

  119. Blow baby and I are too busy running thisboard,Troodon but thankyou for trying to get us all togeter.Blow and i have had a threesome with that Foodle character and baby,hes almost all man and is very fabolous indeed. Foodle has a full set of teeth that he uses on me in ways ol blowbaby dont . And can you imagane 3 #1 woggies 3 blow babys and one foodle in the middle?were all meeting at unclebucks intwenty minutes for a peacetalk.blowbaby wants to give up and be friends with ever one again. iv e had to listen to him sob at night,for hours every nigh t. it got so bad i may go back to my old boyfriend the Biscuit.i miss his hairless but muscular body. biscuit is an iron adon is.

  120. “I’m very sorry to change the subject.”

    “I hate that I’m forced to advertise my sorryass pitiful life’s problems on this board(believe me I hate the fact I have to do this). I need the help of a tall person(male or female) to help me with something at my place.SheSang(God love her) tried,(and actually worked for a bit) but,she’s only as tall as me. Can anyone help me?I have the tools needed to do the job.”

    report 3 likes, 0 dislikes like dislike
    Posted by Boru1014 on 12/13/2012 at 6:26 PM

    So 3 people “liked” what my “Sorryass pitiful life”? From where I’m standing there’s nothing to like about my sorryass pitiful life.

  121. so, what’s the problem boru? this is from the rreal blow me, not the other cheap phony. and now, i know who it is. and reckoning is a coming.

  122. Aquavelva? Did someone say Aquavelva? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AQUAVELVA. The Smell of a real man. Blow, honey could you please get some, just to wear around me. I do like your current stuff but I’m a real kitten around aquavelva.

  123. Thank you Blow.

    You better watch out Woggy will get jealous,she might just want to kick my pitiful sorryass.

  124. “How old are you trood?”
    Not quite old enough to have witnessed the crucifixion, I don’t think.
    Why Donk, do you think you might be “Nail Girl” >; )

  125. ‘and now, i know who it is. and reckoning is a coming.’

    Blow honey did the university security do that computer thing you told them to (I don’t understan computers but my Blow sure does -hes so smart like that) I cant wait until we get everybod y in trouble who has beenmaking fun of us here.

  126. I’ve been lurking here for a couple years now,since moving from out west.
    You people can see that this Blow Me asswipe is pretending to be Wogdog asswipe,right? That retard has been telling you people what he is doing,is going to do,and what he has done,the whole time. Wogdog writes and speaks exactly like he does,even says the same phrases.
    I really hate to assign intelligence to the old bastard,but Blow Me has stated many times that he writes like a dumb hick because he believes he is manipulating the other board members,and making them mad. Of course,bragging about this would seem to defuse the trolling,but he IS not THAT smart.

    And I wouldn’t be too scaared of the authorities busting up this party on his behalf. Blow Me has a history of threatening violence on the board,and has made several threats involving guns. He left a trail ten miles long,and he has been very abusive to several members here in a way the authorities would be very interested to see.

    Blow Me has a history of building and building until he has no alternative but to bow out for awhile.Watch for this to happen in the next while as he and Wogdog become one person and he self destructs on the board. He will go away for awhile,then come back humble at first just to pick another fight with someone.

    It’s the Circle Of Life,and he is a dumb fucker.

    Have a good day,
    The King of Shake and Bake Mountain

  127. By the angry purple anal beads of wogdog, I swear this to be true.

    w…wait….those…. areN’T ANAL BEADS!
    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  128. That was a bracelet, Pope.
    A bracelet that she keeps in her butt.

    Have a good day,
    The King of Shake and Bake Mountain

  129. “How old are you trood?”

    Funny my wife asks me that same question. I’m 55 y.o., old enough to know better, old enough to be your father (and then some), not quite old enough to have witnessed the crucifixion as Ivan pointed out nor did I meet Eric the Red, too young for that as well.

  130. LOGIC 101

    Please carefully read the following two quotations and answer the skill-testing question on logical inference that follows:

    (1) Montrealman (12/13, 4:34PM)

    “As you might suspect, my enjoyment comes from imagining the contorted faces of the lower levels of the Halifax Underclass as they attempt to decode what the hell I’m talking about.”

    (2) Wogdog (12/13, 5:42PM)

    “And montrael (sic) man you talk like a sissy. I still don’t get it.”

    Select only one of the following four choices:

    a. Wogdog believes Montrealman talks like a sissy.

    b. Montrealman believes that his enjoyment comes from imagining contorted faces.

    c. Wogdog believes that she still doesn’t get it.

    d. Montrealman believes Wogdog comes from the lower levels of the Halifax Underclass.

    Pass your answers in at the end of the class even if you haven’t finished. The correct answer will be published on request.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  131. Hey Blow, All I wanted was some new bitches Don”t care if you can post them!
    Or this Blow . can post them …. don’t care if Satan himself has to come here & do it….JUST GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF THE SAME SHIT DAY AFTER DAY !

  132. So old you could be my grandfather! Lol I kid … but really tho’.

    Also, good Queen. Doing what she does. As I suspected.

  133. Remember Mel. No smash & grabs.
    You’ve a few birthdays yet before hitting full-blown Krazy Kat Lady status.

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