I’ve been doing the whole online dating thing, and have met some really nice guys. However one of them I should have avoided from the get go, he demanded we meet, acted jealous and nosey when I told him I was busy with other people, demanded to know if I was on other dates then basically told me when and where I was meeting him without even asking if it was okay. I decided to give him the benefit of a doubt and showed up (a bit late but he chose somewhere over a half an hour walk away). Not only could I not understand him due to his accent, he spoke fast and never shut up, he was judgmental of everyone who walked by, making fun of bigger girls, calling people ugly. Well sorry to tell you hunny, you ain’t beautiful on the inside or the outside, and when a girl says she’s going to meet a friend and has to leave, don’t continuously ask her “Really, a friend? You’re going to see a friend?” And if the girl is sitting there on her phone and doesn’t say anything to you because 1) You never shut up and 2) You don’t say anything interesting or ask her questions, and finally 3) You talk so fast with a thick accent it’s impossible to understand, get the hint and end the date she’s obviously bored and too good natured to end it herself. —Should Have Just Walked Away
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2012.
What a fucktard. Wish there wasn’t so many douchebag guys, makes us online daters look bad.
Wow! Sounds like quite the douchebag! Jealousy on the first date is a huge red flag.
“get the hint and end the date”
Are you somehow incapable of ending it yourself? Don’t let your “good-nature” turn you into a dumbass that is afraid to stand up for herself. You’ll only get taken advantage of and put in horrible situations.
Someone you were chatting to online and had never even met in person was acting controlling and jealous.. if ever there was a red flag that would be it.
Dude was probably PK with a strap-on. 😛
Jesus I couldn’t even finish this! Are you really that desperate? Buy a dildo for fuck sakes.
Was his skin scaly? Accent mexican?
well fuck, you all know what i’m going to say, so i won’t bother.
Other than all that it was a pretty good date though right?
Yes, dude sounds like a real asshole… but why the hell is the onus on HIM to end the date? If you were having such a terrible time, it was on you! OVARY UP, bitch. That’s not being “good-natured”, it’s being a total scrotum.
WHAT!..he soundz like a keeper to me …
madeinthe80’s you got issues…its efficient and covers a broader scope of people at once…vibrator only fills one need and women have a plethora of needs that need to be fulfilled simultaneously…
You should’ve asked if he liked women with penises.
All that before you even met the guy, and you still met the guy? Are you insane?
It’s just all more of the same with online dating. Look at it this way…at least he showed up. Some of the time they don’t ven have the courtesy to do that much.
I’m about 2/3 native Canadian and I experience the brutal racism because people think I’m middle eastern and I would just like to say that the racist remarks I’ve read on this thread are really bringing out the worst in me as well.
Hey Daniel…if the mid eastern guy’s who for the most part believe it is their god given right to own & control a woman…..weren’t delusional assholes I might agree with your racism remark.
But if you are one of the many North American males who feel they have a right to also own & control a woman… then IMO opinion, your just as big an asshole as any brain fucked middle eastern guy who feels he is only a man when he has a woman so completely cowed she’s afraid that she’ll be gangraped if any other male sees her hair or catches a glimpse of her face,,,which is regretablly what can happen to her in several mid eastern countries !
But if you are Canadian, you may have noticed ( if of course your mind set isn’t to beat that bitch into submission) that isn’t the normal way we treat our females around here.
not all middle eastern men are like that. Oh, and I don’t like you.
Oh, and I don’t think it’s my god given right to own and control women. Your an absolute moron if you think I’m either with you or against you.
Oh please, “I’m 2/3 native canadian”. No, you’re either native canadian or you’re not, the percentages are irrelevant. Are you embarrassed of your 1/3 whatever or your 2/3 native canadian status?
2/3rds native Canadian means I am darker skinned which is why people think I’m middle eastern and is the reason for me bringing it up moron
and the rest is french and English. I’m not embarrassed by any of it because I try not to be racist. You absolutely have to be joking.
Do you have to get a blood test to determine the percentage of your ancestry? I’ve found that anyone who starts a discussion pointing out their ancestry, it’s a short hop, skip and a tomahawk to playing the old favourite, the race card.
I’ve read several of your previous posts, you’re relatively new to this blood sport (no pun intended) and I’m having difficulty understanding your point in some of them. I think what I’m trying to say is, you’re the racist Mr. Abraham.
What’s my motivation you ask, why else would it be. Epistemology?
Guess I couldn’t be mostly native Canadian because if it walks like a duck it’s a duck? Let’s meet personally, we’ll call it a date.
Oh and my father was 3/4 and my mother 1/4. I’m just as interested as you in what your saying.
abraham_danny@hotmail.com
I was a victim of racism and was trying to communicate my experience. You don’t even know where your coming from.
one word: flowchart
http://easiersaid.net/comics/2011-03-18-Fl…
lol
I was merely pointing out the ridiculousness of using a percentage when talking ethnicity. It’s a moot point how much of what is in your family tree, you are what you are raised, wether it be both or one or the other. Bottom line is, in my opinion, if you are born in Canada by two Canadia citizens, you are Canadian first! When someone asks me “what I am?”, my immediate response is Canadian, not 50% Irish and 50% Scottish. There is not a racist bone in my body, but i find stereotypes funny, even if it’s directed at my culture(s). Do i get mad when someone mentions potatoes, frugality, or drunkenness? No!!! But it sure is funny that my ancestors are cheap, potato eating drunks!
I can’t believe this has come down to a discussion on ‘race’. One of my parents are from the middle east. When 9/11 happened, I was living in USA. I endured a myriad of comments — just kidding, many said. I just ignored it, and chalked it up to ignorance.
Hey, we all came out of Africa some 100,000 y.o so in terms of the history of the human species, it’s all just window dressing whether we’re 1/3 Native, 1/2 Irish or 1/4 Hawaiian. Genetically, there’s very little difference between human individuals as opposed to other animals.
Mr. Abraham exhibits in several of his posts a common grammatical error, confusing your and you’re.
An example and pertaining to the post; Your chances of meeting Mr/Ms Perfect on an on line dating site are 2/3 more unlikely if you tell them you’re a skinslinger (new term for wanker)
Kamala came from Africa! So did Ivabdullah the Butcher.
Mr Meldrew is a grammar Nazi and I’ve just been defending myself. I’ve completely had it with you people. YOU’RE absolutely ridiculous if YOUR not joking. Oh and I had a 3.6 grade point average in university philosophy I’ll show you the records when we go on a date;)
Bad Grammar=Racist, man I’d love to say some things to you face to face.
Oh and let me repeat myself AGAIN. I said 2/3rds native Canadian to further explain that I’m darker and am a VICTIM of racism because of it. Not only are you people simplistic, but your letting guilty motivation ooze from your mouths.
Oh, and i will also add that being interested and knowing about my own heritage is NOT being racist. I’m just telling you that i look middle eastern and isn’t it weird that I’m going through racism because of it. What you people expect is absolutely ridiculous if YOU ARE telling me I’m racist for bringing up that I’m 2/3rds native Canadian. It’s as if your telling me my motivations for doing so reduces itself entirely to my own racism when I’m simply analytically illustrating a point that precisely tells you why I’m darker FULL STOP. You people are pathetically moronic.
I think the smart 1/3 ran down mummy’s leg.
What do you mean ‘you people’?
HATE CRIME
I’m interested in the “brutal racism” you’ve experienced, Daniel. Did somebody lock you in a Coptic church and burn it down around you? Kidnap you, hack your head off and post the video on U-toob? Drown you in a canal because you wanted to wear sexy underpants and go on dates? Blow up your embassy because you drew a satirical cartoon featuring Jesus with a crown of I.E.D.s on his head? Details on the brutality please.
*some* people works for me, fs
I’m completely finished with what I have to say too many of you are completely impossible.
Shalom >: )
Well Ivan, as that old Queen song goes “and another one bites the dust”
But he be so smart, him been to university, no doubt 2/3 paid by the taxpayers.
Nope all of it was paid by me. Is that you in the picture?
Da Vassily – another one who wants nothing more to do with us, and will devote another dozen posts to making sure we understand exactly that.
Yes, it is me in the picture. In the fall of 1984 I deployed my Spetznaz unit to Calumet, Colorado to combat a group of teenage bandits and counter-revolutionaries who called themselves “Wolverines”. Their leader, Patrick Swayze, killed me.
I was talking to victor. Not all middle eastern people are like that and I’m not even middle eastern. I think you are both moronic assholes and goodbye.
I’m Victor’s ne-er do well son, so perhaps it’s genetic. That’s 2 farewells, so far.
“I think you are both moronic assholes and goodbye.”
Don’t worry. He’ll be back, boys.
No one mentioned race until you did (except for FS, who was making an inside joke), so I fail to see how this thread is even remotely racist.
SHITTY said something about being ‘leb’d’, b195…. but it’s ok, I skip his posts too.
I don’t see it anywhere, so it must have been removed. *shrug*
So tempting to troll, but sadly this subject is too risky to troll when posting from a company computer.
🙁
There was a post that was anti Lebanese that has obviously been erased; probably by a coast editor. You don’t seem impossible so this message is for you OP.
See. Told y’all he’d be back.
Troll
All i said was that I wasn’t talking to 3 different people
Some people take offense to the term “grammar Nazi” you know Danny. Or are you allowed to say it because you’re native?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixvGCwU_cGM
Ok I apologize:)
http://www.motifake.com/118672
… if biscuit weren’t at work right now….
You guys just wait for it.
leave the guy alone please, it’s too feckin hot for hate
I hate spiders….is too hot to hate spiders?
Depeche Mel
You don’t know me. There is no way for you to determine what I’m thinking over an internet blog. I definitely don’t think I have any sort of moral privilege because I’m part native as I rejected the status system. I’m sorry if you got a bad impression of me as a self righteous asshole. I have to work soon so I’d have to take away entertainment from these hardcore bloggers but I have things to attend to. I assumed people on this site wouldn’t be offended and I might have been wrong. What do you want from me.
It’s not hate, PG. Not from my end, anyway.
I’ve just seen this guy’s little song and dance before and know how this is all goin’ end!
PS: put in my AC last night in my apartment and had to fecking bundle up when I went to bed. If I turn the fucker down it’s too warm. *shakes head*
And it ain’t da heat, it’s da humidity! 😛
SEEEEEEEEEE OMG.
T-MINUS 4 MORE COMMENTS UNTIL THE TOP OF DANIEL ABRAHAM’S HEAD POPS OFF LIKE THE TIN MAN!
You’re falling into a dangerous trap, Daniel. LTWWBers eat the dumb for breakfast!
I’m not saying you’re not a nice guy, or even a decent guy, but I can tell you’re a little on the dense/naive side, so you should probably get out while you can… if you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, that is.
Please continue. I haven’t been this popular in years.
I don’t care what’s in your head, it’s what you wrote. If you’re going to get all offended because you think someone is being racist and prejudice, then you call them a Nazi, it makes you look like an idiot. You’re not immune to criticism when making offensive comments. A lot of people take offense to adding “Nazi” to the end of something to make some funny term because someone making fun of your spelling pales in comparison to what actual Nazis did.
I already apologized. Now you want me to hold your hand OK
20 minutes before I have to leave for work you kids done yet:)
O.K so for a final note when I said Grammar Nazi I didn’t actually mean literal Nazi. I assumed the other blogger wouldn’t be offended because some of his own comments(understanding), and as for pretty kitty the impression I have of you so far is that your one of those girls who are impressed by assholes and chase them around further propagating it (I’ve broken up with a few girls who were like that). I’m probably wrong and I don’t know you but you really shouldn’t care anyways. Goodbye everyone I learned a lot today about people and will continue to live my 2/3rds native Canadian life. My IQ is around 145 since many of you seem to want to know. It’s been fun:)
This guy makes up more stories and fairy tales than Sucks does!
Have fun sitting in your mom’s basement masturbating yourself until you’re all dried up! 🙂
I did see your apology and even “liked” it. Then I saw you addressed me by name several comments later so thought the apology must have been meant for something else. So I thought I’d further try to explain the irony because maybe you didn’t get it. Don’t address me by name if you didn’t want me to read and respond to you.
Oh for fuck sakes, Tonto Hussein, just shut the fuck up! You’re getting these types of replies because you simply brought it on yourself. If you really have a 145 IQ, you would not come onto a random blog board and open with something completely irrelevant and looking like a filthy date rapist. Now be a good little terrorist and run to the Canadian Human Rights board about how big, bad Biscuit said you were a non-status sheikh sucker.
People with an IQ of 145 know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” They also tend to have jobs and be employed instead of requiring major eyebrow plucking and, again, looking like a fucking date rapist.
Stop giving the Natives a bad name with your nappy head. They already have the media and the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs to do that for them!
Apparently Dan has property for sale folks. He listed his number in a previous post (292 8672). And he claims he’s not insane (in a poorly written sentence): http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
Biscuit, tut, tut – please be nice to Mr. Abraham, he has a 3.6 gpa and a degree in philosophy and is just heading to work now – evening job translates to either Barista, Cashier or Gay Porn Actor with tonsils removed for a really good deep throat.
This was more fun than the Shawshank when the cons teased the new inmates by calling out here little fishes 🙂
Could be a security guard! Those dumb ass organizations hire anybody.
The average Canadian has an IQ of 99 while German Sheppards log in at about 70.
Case closed.
the littlest hobos agree with you http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p-8s0wvVdLQ/TI76…
Sweet, I’m smarter than 29 german sheppards!!!
The Littlest Hobo was a goddamned genius! He must have had a goddamned IQ of 160!
Nope i do metal fabrication and I’m fully ticketed. Your, is for ownership or description, You are is you’re I’ll is I will he’ll is he will.
You don’t know me
You wan’t to talk trash to others whom also don’t know me your way too bored.
Oh and I do have a house going on the market. Possibly soon; would you like to view it. It’s better than anything you probably earned yourself before the age of 30, or were you born into money?
Furthermore I said I wasn’t insane because the person who posted the bitch complained that all the people he was dealing with to buy a house were insane, making me a good prospective seller. You just see me as a threat because you thought I was “inferior” and now your finding out I’m not. I’m also straight, and you’RE sexually rude.
This is not a physical threat at least I show my face.
Chill out, Ibrahim. Just because we “bring out the worst in you” there’s no need to fabricate a box cutter and start perusing airline schedules.
Any minute now will come the invitation to meet for coffee
http://worldpics.com.au/Asia/UAE/Image/ae0…
Methinks Jim Kramer has made a new sock puppet
He went too far for anyone; and I would never physically attack anyone. I said what I wanted to say and now I feel better.
The eyebrow rapist was too much goodbye
“too much goodbye”
Should be your (correct usage) mission statement, Ibrahim. For ,as The Prophet, blessings be upon him, said in sura 69 – “Blessed is the man who knows when to quit”
But you knew that already, right?
sorry I’m not religious. It’s a public blog site and you assholes are a clique with a cheerleader
I’ve been keeping you coming just as much as you have me:)
292-8672, I don’t do autographs;)
Clique? Cheerleader? Oh yeah, right. >: (
http://littlefriend.files.wordpress.com/20…
Ivan, methinks he’s a keeper – I’m hoping he gets together with Survivor and they procreate, the IQ of the spawn would make the littlest hobo seem like mutant.
Metal fabrication? NSCAD grad class of 2007 – 2011.
Agreed. New Bedlam Hospital needs some fresh whackadoo talent. In keepin’ wiv the sit-ee-ay-shun.
“The first rule of being in a hole is to stop digging.”
OP I just think these people are fucking morons digging is just writing something at a computer every once and awhile. They don’t show themselves because they are Cowards. Who are you anyways
“If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger? Tripping and screaming and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward”
– Jack Handy
Gotta love it when the fabricator(of stories) keeps saying “Screw you guys- I’m leaving”, then 5 minutes later it’s “And another thing”.
This assclown says “I don’t care”, “Alright, I’m leaving”, and makes up stories like someone else we used to know and love.
Just go, dude. Or stay.
BUTSTOPTOYINGWITHMYEMOTIONS!!!
Wp
holy shit people…
They answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father. Jesus saith unto them, If ye were Abraham’s children, ye would do the works of Abraham.
and he would kill you.
nice guy this Abraham is.
troll hard, dick-knuckle.
No picture zZz?
http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads…
I got your back.
“because they are Cowards”
who was it calling everyone cowards not too long ago?
I remember some douche ranting and raving about all us cowards….
damn it, memory fading…
That was one of Jim Kramer’s favourite gambits. That and the coffee invite. I think OlDrewHandJob would throw around the c-word, when he wasn’t accusing us of bestiality, torture porn and child sex traffcikng.
This just in: Real-life “Sheldon Cooper” just as much fun to laugh at as his television counterpart.
http://imgsrv2.pxdrive.com/pics/norm/27008…
Heh, if we keep commenting, he’ll keep coming back. We could have him stuck in here for eternity! Or he’ll take my comment as a challenge and just never come back. It’s really a win-win for us either way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4
right, ol’ Jimbo…
I see you’ve been laying off the sauce Colonel. sharp as a whip.
so what’s this Abraham’s schtik?
he’s just going to barge in here, call everyone racist, and expect to get away smelling like roses? I see you all collectively gangbanged him into submission… and then resurrection… and then denial, and then submission again… and then resurrection…. and then…
what next? acceptance?
http://anongallery.org/img/9/6/fuck-that-s…
I’m calling overkill on the word moron, sure sign of a limited vocabulary.
This is like bear bating, but legal. He’s had more goodbye’s and final posts than what’s left of Led Zeppelin have had farewell tours.
The only thing that shocked me about all of this was Mel. She is so mean….I thought she was the nice young lady of the group. I was clearly mistaken.
Mel y u so mean?
On the upside….I bet she shags like a minx.
she’s been snarky raging a little more these days…
getting the hang of it nicely actually.
http://art.ngfiles.com/images/87/dingbat22…
actually, this is a little more accurate
http://wickedlol.com/wp-content/uploads/20…
This is straddling the line of humor and just being a straight up dick. I am a dick though…so not a single fuck is given.
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1548/no…
I wish I could like that more than once Zilla. I look forward to him coming back here when he wakes up around 2pm. Does he really work from like 4pm to 5am bending metal or whatever the hell one does with philosophy degree? Sounds to me like “metal fabrication” is just a fancy term for dude who runs around at night stealing copper wire from houses.
i thought by metal fabrication he meant he’s one of those guys that walks around with a cart collecting pop cans and turning them in to be re-fabricated LOL
I read that as “mental fabrication” which makes infinitely more sense, based on the existing evidence.
he’s on to trolling other bitches now
Sorry to be so tardy, I’ve been working long hours.
Actually Daniel A you & everyone else (including myself) you are actually only 1 /10 human to begin with.
If you haven’t had any time to find out facts like this before, perhaps you should read a bit more, I suggest a subscription to National Geographic, it is IMO too
readers digest in its articles, for me personally but you might like it, it will help inform you & you can then do research on your own, but I degress.
THere are about 10 times as many bacteria cells in/on a human body than there are human cells.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/…
FYI, showering not only doesn’t help minutes after you get out they can increase in number ~;p
And for the record ( & I can’t believe no one corrected you ) If you are going to call me names, on this site its more-on.
Also I don’t give a fuck if you live or die either, in response to your ‘not liking’ me comment
Jesus H Christ, I knew the like/dislike buttons on this site were going to infringe on the fuckUtoo-meter….. its easier to click a button than it is to just express a go bugger yourself , or I’m on your side comment to those you agree/disagree with.
MODERATOR, get rid of the buttons !
lets go back to anyone who wants to agree/disagree having to actually make a contribution aka post, please.
(see I can be polite if I want to )
i never liked the thumbs either mr more http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
http://www.pawesome.net/wp-content/uploads…
…yet, I feel nothing.
http://harry.enzoverder.be/cats/funny-pict…
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand for zilla.
http://www.veryfunnycats.info/wp-content/u…
http://harry.enzoverder.be/cats/funny-pict…
Some people TRY to be irl friends! Sheesh.