to the bitch at service Canada who asked if i was “mobile”
your oblivious dig at my weight did not escape me , or my husband
i know i have weight issues – I’m working on it – thats all i can do
at least i can loose the weight – your attached to that ugly ass face of yours FOREVER
1. its not your job to inquire ab my weight
2. you are not so skinny yourself dear
so what that I’m on EI ?( just like everyone else)
hey – im trying to find a job !!!
i went their for your help – because – thats your job!!!
I’m sorry we all cant be as perfect as you think you are
—maple cookie
This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2009.
What the person meant OP, was whether you are able and willing to move from place to place for a job. In the world of job seeking, “mobile” has nothing to do with whether you can waddle/walk etc. It has to do with whether you could accept a job in Kentville for example. Jeesh
Fuck..sensitive much?!?! As commoner stated, they ask that question to EVERYONE and it is regarding whether you have a car or can relocate. I know. I have been asked and I am not fat.
people certainly hear what they want to hear… OP, if you need a good spanking over your obesity you’ve come to the right place.
lol
1. its not your job to inquire ab my weight
Step ONE if you’re actually “working” on your weight issues: STOP EATING MAPLE COOKIES!!!
I hate to say it here but this is LTWWB… if you need to lose some weight, prepare to be hungry. Those hunger pains (WON’T KILL YOU) are the walls of your stomach touching and, allow it to happen for any period of time, your stomach shrinks. I know you think you’re going to die but you won’t. The body is resilient especially when operating on a reduced/thin calorie diet. You’d be surprised how far just a few bites will take you in terms of stomach-shrinking. Do that often enough and eventually only half or a quarter or even just a few bites of the cake will fit… voila, the pounds melt away, it costs less to stay satiated and you can eat whatever, whenever… not that you should but wouldn’t it be nice if you could eat without having to binge in excess of what you really need?
Please tell me you didn’t walk out on their résumé help OP. I have this feeling you might need it.
With the way this bitch was written, you have more problems then your weight or being mobile trying to find a job…
They ask that question to everyone. Even a 110 soaking wet person like me.
Yup as everyone else noted…”mobile” had nothing to do with your weight, jackass.
That poor Service Canada employee that put up with your little fit about your weight might be stuck with her face…but the World is stuck with morons such as yourself.
Most of the people I know…aren’t on EI, and to be honest it’s not that hard to find a job…any job, but I am sure with your attitude there are many jobs that you think you are just too good for and would rather suck EI cash like you suck cookie dough from the tube you fat jackass.
Yeah what I said is harsh…fuck it, the bitch OP deserves it.
Maybe everyone in your world are on EI…everyone in mine is working ! By owning & running a small corporate business, I’m not even elegible for EI ! >gasp< so I can't even take a nice multi month vacation like you can while collecting 'my check'.
You obviously have access to a computer, maybe instead of waddling around, you could simply save yourself all that strenuous activity & contact service Canada on-line. That way you can type with one hand & use the other to pop the occassional cookie into your mouth, to give you the energy you need to continue.
Kay, if you starve yourself, your body will lower your metabolism because it will think that it needs to save calories. Eat well proportioned, healthy, fulfilling meals and increase your physical activity. You’ll feel better, and yes, you will lose some weight. Also, drink more water: it will quell some of those hungry feelings that are probably more a result thirst than actual hunger.
That’s how I did it, anyway.
post on Kijiji “Obnoxious Porker with sensitivity issues seeks gainful employment, or free meals, husband also willing to work for swill, please call 1 800 BLUBBERASS”
Wow, my sympathies are for the poor clerk who had to deal with Ms.Touchy-About-The-Pumpkin-Twins-In-Her-Sweatpants.
Seeking sympathy for weight issues at LTWWB is risky enough, but combined with anger and name calling, and the fact that tax resources are being used, is just asking for abuse. Either the post is bogus or the OP is dense (no pun intended = ).
So you’re fat & unemployed. Your hero cookie is in the mail.
If you’re overweight, there is only one person to blame: YOURSELF! Put down the fork before your family has to put you 6 feet under from a heart attack.
heh heh…. porker…. blubberass…
something tells me she went home to eat her dispair.
zZz – I’m a fan of the wally-mart as they ever so kindly put benches for you to sit and watch the flotsam and jetsom flow in and out of the store, it’s better than cable. The amount of blubber that waddles in and out of that store could satisfy the Japanese whaling fleet for years to come. Thar she blows!!
Basil, have I got the link for you then!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
I love people of walmart!!
AHAHAHAHA this bitch made my day. Seriously.
Like various bitchers have mentioned already THE CLERK MEANT CAN YOU RELOCATE TO A DIFFERENT LOCALE TO OBTAIN EMPLOYMENT?
I certainly hope your resume is a bit more….polished than your writing, here, OP because your grasp of the english language and its rules regarding writing properly is…less than desirable.
The only one who has a problem with your weight, OP, is yourself because if you’re THAT sensitive, then you have some serious self-loathe goin’ on.
Funny story on the same vein from a friend last week.
Clerk at the DMI asked a girl what her street name was, she replied I don’t have one they just call me Sarah .
yo dog, are you mobile!
jennier, if you’re grossly overweight you’re not going to lose anything without hunger on the agenda. I don’t think I’m a doctor, I’m just someone who shed pounds in this way and doesn’t have a “hope” in gaining them back becuase my stomach is small enough that I could stuff it with anything and still have a FLAT belly when all is said and done.
This has got to be the funniest bitch ever.
How self centered can a person get?
Some people CAN’T starve themselves to lose weight, Kay. For instance, I have to eat every 4 hours to keep my blood sugar stable. Sure I don’t stuff my gob with junk, but food is food and what you’re equating your “diet plan” to is pretty much starvation. It’s hard as shit for me to lose weight. I stick to 1200-1500 cals a day and I MAYBE lose a half a pound to a pound a week. And yes, I work out too, and no it’s not me gaining muscle (because I have fat percentage tests done every month).
Good grief.