In advance of the Pride Parade, it should be said, for those who have not figured this out yet, this is a parade celebrating the wonderful variation of nature that is adult sexuality. S-E-X-U-A-L-I-T-Y. In other words, there may be scantily clad adults participating in this event. If you want to bring your children to a parade please wait another week for the Natal Day Parade. Bringing your kids to an adult themed event then complaining about what they were exposed to is not the fault of the event. —Nom-de-Femme

This article appears in Jul 17-23, 2014.

48 replies on “Oh, look kids…there’s Thong Man”

  2. good thing they ever took them to the nekkid bike ride. shit, they would’ve been scarred for life. what with all the dangly things hanging out. too bad i didn’t have a bike.

  3. What in the actual fuck are you talking about? I have marched with my young daughters in the parade for the last two years and there was none of that shit. At most, people in underwear no more revealing than a bathing suit. STAY AWAY FROM THE BEACH!

  4. I was in Fairview the other day and a couple of dicks drove by yelling out the car that they were giving away free dentures. They got the message when I gave them the finger.

  7. I also heard some poor cat got yelled at to stop peeing on its owner’s clothes, Donarious.

    🙁

  8. while i agree i actually don’t understand honestly what a gay man in a thong shaking all over the place at people does for sexuality and celebrates

  9. oh but you all must realize the politics behind this bitch. At one point in time the Pride chair made a big fuss about how other parades in other cities were somehow lacking morality as a result of having naked people on their parades. And thanks to good old Victorian Halifax, family values are at the utmost importance for our gay pride parade. No tits or dangly bits! And this you do, you will be excluded from the parade.

  10. BTW… my float will be a fisting demonstration.

    And all those who’d like to see Klyde in a thong, on the float (not in the sling Buddy-we’re good there), please vote accordingly…

  12. SEX ED IN THE SUMMER

    “If you want to bring your children to a parade please wait for the Natal Day Parade.” Nom-de-Femme

    Why not combine both parades? In addition to the Natal Day parade celebrating the history of Halifax, the Pride Parade would celebrate its sexual inclusion, an opportunity for the children that must not be missed.

    The following year the roles of each could be reversed. Wearing appropriate costumes (or not) the marchers in the Natal Day Parade would celebrate sexual inclusion while the marchers in the Pride Parade would celebrate the history of Halifax. The possibilities are endless.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  13. Haha, ok, grampy.

    For the record: a) I’m not donarious; b) I’m not bucket of chicken (though I know who both those people are), and c) I’m actually commenting on something that actually happened. A cat actually got yelled at to stop peeing on its owners clothing… and I wasn’t the one who yelled it, but I saw it happen. Believe it or not, there are a lot of people on here who find mocking you terribly hilarious. I post under two accounts: breakfast sandwich, at work, and Pretty Kitty at home. That’s it. I really find creating and keeping up troll accounts doesn’t hold my attention, so I don’t do it.

    You need to fuck off with this obsession you have with having me banned. You’ve said a lot of shit, and you still call me names, so as far as i”m concerned, you deserve every snide remark. *blows more kisses*

    That and you really need to stop being so fucking insecure. That’s your problem: you lie to make yourself look better because you think that you don’t measure up. And when someone calls you out on your shit, you freak the fuck out. What you need to realize is, after you said shit about a poster’s disability (a poster almost all of us hold near and dear), you became a piece of shit to most of the bitchers you have broken bread with in the past, and there’s no going back from that. Especially since you have never once offered a sincere apology, and feel completely justified in your disgusting comments. Until that point, I had never mentioned anything about you being toothless or having an issue with reeking. Even after you verbally abused me over and over for something I didn’t even do (you could have come to me with a rational, respectful demeanour and asked me if I got your fucking email – I would have apologized for any mix up and explained I didn’t and that you were more than welcome to the summits)

    Now all you do is come on here, spout off your nonsense and post like everything’s hunky dorey, when in fact, no one wants you around here. We mock you, because you are a joke to us and every time you hear something you don’t like, you go running to a mod. Fact: I’ve never actually ever reported a comment or made comments requesting people be banned, because you know why? When you’re an actual adult who isn’t completely fucked you realize that part of life is dealing with people you don’t like. And, not to be puny, sometimes you just need to suck it up.

    In conclusion, stop being a whiny baby and grow a fucking spine.

    This is the last time I’m going to air this shit out, Gary. Get over me and move the fuck on. If you don’t like what people post on here, don’t fucking come here. Until you showed back up, things were pretty calm. It’s not my fault we’re all over your bullshit.

    PS: I know you’re going to report this comment, Gary, because you don’t like to hear the truth, but I really want you to read this before you do, and perhaps get some perspective. After that, you should go fuck yourself.

  16. Any time, Fonebone.

    It’s just sad all that needed to be said to a 64 fucking year old ‘man.’

    Meaty: you know you wanna hang out on my pride float 🙂

  20. Ah that shit’s hilarious. Something about calling internet people by their first name in here that’s weirdly intimate and equally hostile. I like it.

  22. Petty Kitty – you’re posting comments to the wrong thread. Your thread is the next one down – “SCHOOL BULLY”. You’re picking on senior citizens now? Stick a breakfast sammich in your greasy gob and shut it.

    Good Hypocrite Dog Molly twiddles thumbs by while the baconator posts more of her hate-filled bullying incl. people’s personal information.

  24. Oh boo fucking hoo, fool doesn’t like what I wrote.

    However will I live with myself?

    PS: sucks has repeatedly posted his name in the past, so suck it, fatso.

  25. dear god FOOL, why do you persist in flogging that dead horse of mine?

    move along here – no mod lurks within this ample bosom.

  26. yep, just a little circle of lovelies, aren’t we? too bad that you get bent out of shape there lassie. not the girl kind either. but` yeah, i have a good idea why you keep it up, infatuation probably.
    sorry to say, i would rather bed down a ceseased rhino, would be mor fun, and probably smarter and better looking. but have your fun.
    no_fool, let it go, it is not worth your time.

  27. Life Sucks just returned to the site and already you’re bullying him and trying to get others to jump on board. We are all human. There but for the grace of God goes you. Maybe karma, yes I am invoking her – will cause you to lose a few teeth of your own so you’ll know how it feels – and maybe you’ll develop bladder problems when YOU get older and start smelling like piss yourself. May also a million maggots infest your armpits. That’s an irish curse from me to you. Now you’re calling me a fatso. I like my body, and with all the heads I turn, can’t complain about the curves – so you can fuck off with your body shaming and bullying. I look way better than you. Ugly on the inside makes you OOGLY on the outside. You’re a nasty sicko, Petty Kitty. Someone who has the time to maintain three accounts on here to bully, you must not have much of a life or you must not do any work at your pink collar job. You’re sidekick, Good full of shit Dog Molly, I see, is just a pathological liar.

  30. Yes, PK, how dare you bully a vetran of the Falklands. Lest we forget…

  31. Now here’s a reason to stick around. This is beginning to remind me of the kay Wars of 2010. The word bully has been thrown around here so much it reminds me of a PTA meeting full of overprotective parents.

  32. It’s even better when grown ass creeps throw it around when they simply get called out on their shit, Fever.

    Pathetic, really.

    Children don’t have the option of leaving a situation – grown ass adults do. Nothing’s forcing gummy joe and co. to stick around here. Can’t take the heat? Get out of the fucking kitchen.

    At least I’m not contacting people off board, which gummy’s done to me many a time to threaten one thing or another.

  34. Indeed PG, and we’re falling into those days again, it would seem.

    PK– the contacting off site, wow. That’s a new level.

  35. I know, right? The problem is, this is a person who has no concept of what’s appropriate and what’s not and is probably one of the most self UNaware people out there. But I’ve never once cried ‘bullying.’

    Last year, one of Life Sucks’ pals on this board posted a poster’s full name (she got from Life Sucks) after many threats to show how she was ‘Queen of the Board’. Life Sucks had sent a picture of this friend to a bitcher who passed it along to the poster whose name was posted and he put her picture up as his profile picture. That was enough to make this horrid horrid person leave (she was a really nasty person to mostly everyone on the board and even went so far as to mock Fonebone’s husband and his disability), but somehow no fool (this horrid person’s in real life friend) and Life Sucks turned it around and cried victim.

    I mean, this person was WAY worse than kay, and to be honest, so’s the latest dynamic duo: suckers and fool.

  36. i’d sooner have to quit smoking and have my legs amputated than make fun of someone with a disability. then i’d be just as fucked up in body as i am in mind.

  37. Well “Philip” the last time I checked Drug Addiction is a disability, not only are you making fun of the disabled (Philip Seymore Hofman), but you’re making fun of someone recently deceased.

    Petty, are you still on here bullying? Didn’t you get any work done today? Your successful retail kiosk must be suffering. Better get hustling before your retail your bidnezz goes under.

    How would Wogsy know who anybody’s husband is? She doesn’t know any of you people from Adam. Duh. Has never attended your clique circle jerks. Besides, a million people had fake accounts in her name, Boomy, Queen #1, etc. You don’t think it’s bullying to post someone’s real name on here and their picture and insult them until they leave?

    Quit pretending to be so noble. Go back and read the crap you spewed about suckster. He should report you to the cops for harrassment, since he knows your real identity. I have no more time to respond to the likes of you, shallow creep. But you won’t run me off the board like wogs. No_fool is here to stay. Suck on those eggs.

    Deuces mafuckas!

  38. Petty Kitty:

    “Last year, one of Life Sucks’ pals on this board posted a poster’s full name (she got from Life Sucks) after many threats to show how she was ‘Queen of the Board'”

    What a serious threat, PK. Get a life.

  39. Eh. I still have his threatening emails he sent me, so you and your toothless little friend can go fuck yourselves. Besides that, sucks’s record on here has every single post he’s ever written calling me names, and before that relentlessly sexually harassing me.

    But of course that isn’t “harassment” or “bullying” because it’s only bullying when you like the person.

    And what is he going to say to the popo “SHE SAID I HAVE NO TEEF AND I SMELL LIKE CAT PEE!”….. when uh…. I’m just pointing out an actual fact.

    Also, posting a picture someone sent to a virtual stranger on the internet is no worse than revealing someone’s personal information such as their first and last names. #1 Woggers relentlessly commented on Fonebone’s husband and used information she shared about his disability to disparage him and her at ever opportunity. Are you really that stupid/hypocritical/fucked in your thick head to actually deny that that’s ‘bullying’ according to the definition you shove down all our throats.

    You’re pretty sad and pathetic, Crotch Rot. A sad, pathetic, hippocritical rotten crotch.

  41. To quote Wogdog from August 28, 2012:

    ‘…O My No Fool you are NO FOOL. You got enough info in your last post to shut them all up. Yup go play with your toys boys, the techno ones and the no dick ones!!!!!’

    You two old girls are such a class act. And, no_fool, we’re still waiting for the info that will shut us up.

    And I loooooovvvveee this one from January 27th, 2013 from our favourite Nice ‘n Easy blonde wharf rat:

    ‘…I cannot wait for the fine day when me and Gary walk into a summit Together. There will be a lot of red faces, and rightly so.’

    Waiting…waiting…

  42. Fuck off ttfn, you were the worst bully of them all. You treated her the worst. Wogsy had beautiful hair and was a wonderful person. I failed to see anything wrong with those comments. Why did you bother saving them? I doubt you would find anything hateful written by her because she was always a class act. That’s the worst you’ve got? Man you really need to get something going for your life, saving messages of a person who left a year ago. Maybe get a real job instead of drawing useless cartoons all day. You have too much time on your hands.

  43. Calling someone’s husband ‘tub unit’ and posting people’s first and last name on an anonymous internet board sure is classy, Crotch Rot.

    But, coming from you, I’m not shocked. You are nasty on the best of days.

  44. *mini pizzas, Philip. She eats mini pizzas.

    I love how people like Crotch Rot and #1 Woggers comes onto internet message boards, act like assholes and when people don’t fall all over them (and hurt their precious egos), they cry ‘bullying.’ Crotch Rot, Gummy Joe, #1 Woggers, WAC’d…… all cry bullying because no one likes them around here (because they’re assholes). I know not everyone likes me around here, but I could give to fucking shits. I don’t need external validation to pump up my ego. Don’t like me? That’s not a ME problem, that’s a YOU problem. I’m not going to cry bullying because a creep like Gummy Joe calls me a fat pig. I’m not even going to cry harassment when he sends me threatening emails off board. I’m going to shake my head, laugh and be happy in the knowledge that I’m not a pathetic loser like his old ass.

    Every child who’s bullied in school would be ashamed of your grown asses and YOU should really be ashamed of yourselves for trivializing REAL victims of bullying.

  45. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    And this, “ladies” and “gentlemen” is the reason I don’t come around here much anymore. The Petty Bullshit Meter was registering way over the top. And to think I almost considered doing a summit when they first started. (wipes brow, flicks hand) Phewwww! Dodged a bullet there, eh?

  46. Eh. Your posts are kinda boring, anyway, to be honestly, Oceanchick. No offence, but… I usually skip over them. I have nothing against you, but I could really take or leave your presence on here.

  47. Had to comment so I could unsubscribe from this thread. You guys are like little girls with all your drama … but that would be insulting little girls.

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