Fed up with goats cheese and/or bacon on everything…it may have been trendy 15 years ago, but I’m sick of it. And oh yeah, smoked salmon too. Chefs, you’ve overdone it. Get creative. That’s what we pay BIG bucks for at your restaurants. —Realkitty

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  1. I’m crying right now avast. Just straight up tears pouring down my face.

    Who could say such things about Bacon?!

  2. Anyone who decries Bacon should be burned at the stake, liberally basted with a garnish of garlic, tarragon, basil, chilli powder and all mixed in bacon grease, the real stuff, artery clogging, hangover curing, deep fried, pan fried good old fucking BACON – oh God I crave a bacon butty

  3. i’d rather have a slab of piggy on my sammich, instead of the foul smelling fucking fetid cheese. that shit makes me want to puke in the eater’s face.

  4. Ivan – we should have a screening of “THAT” movie, you know, the one that’s so badly produced that even the Atlantic Film Festival refused to show it, NSCAD decried it and Dexter gave it some seed money – the one movie that sends the religion of peace types into a feeding frenzy and torch the good old stars and bars. I’m waiting until Ottawa opens the Museum of Religious Tolerance (or whatever it’s called) and they attach a * meaning some conditions apply, namely the religion of peace, really isn’t.
    The next protest by the ramadamadingalings should be hosed down by the fire department, instead of water out the hoses, good old pork bacon fat. yyyyeeeeehhhhhaaaahhhh see those fuckers dance.

  5. Love It , William. I’m currently reading the book by the SEAL who was there when Bin Laden got popped.
    Hopefully, before they dropped him over the side with the rest of the offal, some jarhead punted a regulation NFL pigskin 3 feet up his joyhole.
    Allahu Akhbar!

  6. Has Der Fuhrer Kelly any plans on passing a backyard porkers by-law before he goes off to la la land? I’d be willing to raise swine.

  7. there’s actually a fucking wallet made out of processed bacon that has been geared up to last like leather. what fucking next?

  8. Way to go Baz. Now the Perpetually Offended (Blessings be upon them) are going to trash the German Consulate, downtown. >; )

  9. goddamn that bra is hot. but would have to be hotter, to get it sizzling just right. fuck, i want bacon flavored boobies now. ttfn, get the strips ready baby, i’ma coming on down to hillbilly holler.

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