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I think you seem really great and I hope one day we can meet for a coffee. I wish I could write something really poetic or funny, but for now I’ll just say I enjoy reading your posts. Well, everything except the speaking in third person haha. —Hoping To Check Some Things Off Your List
This article appears in Apr 4-10, 2013.
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For your sake, I hope you’re not a decade older than he is.
*narf*
Coffee?
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Oooooo…somebody’s sweet on the captain!
http://files.sharenator.com/quagmire_giggi…
What a nice Love unless of course the Captain wrote it. Just kidding. Reel her in boy,keep a steady tension on the line but give it a little slack when needed. It may take a little time but when you finally land it, it is worth the reward unless it ends being a sucker or an eel. Of course you just may be one of those catch and release guys 😉
I guess pimping yourself out online can have some pleasant consequences….
pathetic
no_fool wrote this Love.
She has, not surprisingly, played the fool.
Captain gets all the luck!
So is anyone going to fess up to this? Or is it another attempt to trick/troll The Captain, as was initially suspected?
Also, speaking in the 3rd person is one of The Captain’s favorite pastimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiHujx0LjJo
Do you know something The Captain doesn’t, Ivan?
You are they purveyor of obscure knowledge, Col., so what facts can you glean from your crystal ball regarding this enigma?
No solid intel. Not even enough to make a S.W.A.G. (Scientific Wild Ass Guess)
I only read the loves to see if someone has posted one about me.
>: (
I would guess the post is legit. You come off cool in your posts.
he is a delight and around the same age as the boy, i have motherly thoughts not lustful thoughts^^
Well, I appreciate the compliments everyone, truly.
I’ll just go haunt the PaperChase until this person decides to ambush me.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1080/117547…
I would have guessed the captain much older then “the boy”. I don’t know why.
Thanks for that Z. I’ll have nightmares now.
the boy is almost 22, i thought the keptin was in that range
24, paingirl. And one half year, to be precise.
How old did you think I was, mama bear? You’re not the first person who’s thought of me as more seasoned then I actually am.
And as it turns out, The Captain WAS ambushed. Surprise attack from a known ally.
http://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures…
Captain, it’s me. I can’t help myself. I know I’m married but, if you wanna meet discreetly, email me at gary_more@hotmail.com. Wink, wink.
It’s alright, ShittyD. Most people can’t contain their lustful emotions when in The Captains presence. Unfortunately, you’re just a tad too late. I’ve got a different Gary in my life now, and it’s working fantastically. You’ll just have to search out a new Captain. Don’t give up SHITD, I know there’s a Captain out there for you somewhere. You just gotta believe!
I honestly thought 40’s captain. I’m terrible at picturing people by their voices or words for this matter. I have most people pegged wrong. Except for the ones who are on my FB.
he has an old soul, like mel. where for art thou, mel?
My guess is she’s cramming like most stressed out, crazy students this time of year.
Ease off the Adderall, chica… sleep is important for cognitive thought and memory.
aaa, yes, i forget things sometimes
Mel and I have a hot date tomorrow. I’ll let her know how much she’s missed! ^_^
“Mel and I have a hot date tomorrow”
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uplo…
Hey!! I’m Mel!! PK and I had a lovely time ;D. I just finished my classes and have a week off before I start my work term, so I can waste some time on here again!