Hey you yes I do mean you the obnoxious office skank who’s apparently been in a relationship with a guy for 8 years. I cannot stand how you rub up against not one but 4 guys at work and still claim you are just a sweet Christian girl who likes to have fun. Wake up sweetheart and smell the roses your just working at a call centre fucking around on your poor boyfriend if he only knew about the sexy msgs to the office hipster or the jump up wrap your legs around hugs you give to the rapper or the cock rubs you gave to the old office asshole. Peice of advice if you don’t care about self respect or stds pick up a pole at your next job not a head set. —Your fed up coworker
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2015.


Where do you work, at a sitcom…
JEALOUS!
The hipster, rapper, and asshole probably welcome the attention to break the monotony of working in a cubicle farm.
The expression “stick to your knitting” comes to mind.
Useless without pictures.
Skanks rule the world, and all men love them. Shits for the quiet one.
Mod’s a woman too, it seems.