So you saunter into my workplace 10 minutes before close, look at my coworker mopping the floor and cheekily ask if I ‘want to make one more sandwich?’. I say sure, what would you like. While I’m whipping you up a delicious ham and cheese, you chat with a regular and I overhear you tell her you’ve ‘been at Occupy all day.’ A few minutes later, your sandwich is ready and you grab it and start to walk out the door. ‘You maybe wanna pay for that?’ I ask. ‘Oh oops, I’m not used to paying for stuff’. I don’t like the way you guys were cleared off the park, but man are you ever a useless bunch of fuckers. —Works for a Living

This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2011.

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  3. Really? Not pay for stuff? Well then! Sign me up! Oh – I have to live in a tent, not wash, have white guy dreads and pee outside? Never mind.

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  4. “not used to paying for stuff”?

    Please.. they lived in a tent for two months. they weren’t raised in a brazillian jungle with the natives until they were found and returned to civilization by a national geographic photographer at age 22.

    Don’t you just love how special these ordinary people of average intelligence think they are? Nothing annoys me more than followers thinking they’re clever for being such good followers.

    baa..

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  7. i have just one thing to ask all the bitchers, and posters. please, will you stop posting about this ridiculous fucking occupy shit? it is dead in the water, and fuck sakes, let it just go away, will you?

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  8. Cool IK but they probably never had to deal with money. After all ‘mumsey and pater’ probably paid for everything as they were growing up, and the kid probably had allergies to metal coins and dirty paper currency as well. Doobie paper seems not to spark an allergy though.

    U R so right baaa for sure.

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  10. Sounds like somebody is putting words in someones mouth. I highly doubt that person said, oops “I’m not used to paying for stuff”. More like “oops I almost forgot”, but good job on profiling someone for their political affiliations. Shut the fuck up and make sandwiches for people who went to school and got real jobs. Oops didn’t mean to profile you by what you do, now fuck off!!!

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  11. ——-
    Cool IK but they probably never had to deal with money. After all ‘mumsey and pater’ probably paid for everything as they were growing up, and the kid probably had allergies to metal coins and dirty paper currency as well. Doobie paper seems not to spark an allergy though.
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    Sterotyping people is such a wonderful way to avoid having to get to know them personally amd finding out what they believe, directly from the source, right?
    So much easier to make a sweeping generalization and dismiss them all as one monolithic entity.
    I guess I should be thankful noone brought up the guy’s iPhone(a sure sign of wealth) yet.

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  13. I don’t have much of a problem with Occupy NS but this person (sandwich thief) sounds like a class A fucktard. And I agree with LS – at this point I’d rather read 50 bus bitches than one more Occupy bitch.

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  17. You should have tasered him/her. Those so-called hemorrhoid, bedbug infested, stoner protesters are a bunch of fucking idiots. Totally of no use to society. Throw them all on a ship to Libya.

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  18. occupy whateva..is like a pussy boil that just won’t heal..perhaps it should be lanced and cauterized ..

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  19. wheelie, when I see a couple with Iphones, I don’t see them as rich, I see the wireless company as rich because they are likely bringing in about $1800 per year from those ‘rich’ customers.

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  20. I tire of seeing Occupy bitches (even more original ones such as this) and the inevitable self-same responses. I also tire of trying to defend them against these typical repetitive responses.

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  21. “I guess I should be thankful noone brought up the guy’s iPhone(a sure sign of wealth) yet.”

    LOLZ I got approved for an iphone contact while I was on EI back in September.

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  22. That’s cool kitty….say, listen….um… I couldn’t borrow like $100 bucks ’til next payday, could I? See, I don’t have an iPhone so things are a little tight at the mo, and since I noticed that you DO have an iPhone, I thought that, well…y’know…you could maybe help a fellow bitcher out?? Please? Whadaya say? I’ll be your friend?…I’ll let you hang out with me and everything. Honest…;)

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  24. I gotta use that $100 to pay for Molly’s blood work and cortisone shot this weekend, man!

    Y’all can camp out on my lawn, but it’s strictly BYOB!!!

    *oh and y’all can’t use my bathroom, either. Oscar said you can use his litter box, but Molly smacked him and said “fuck that, you turd.”

    Her and I are fuckfaces like that.

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  28. We should have a kitteh summit! We all bring our kittehs to a summit [and watch the fur fly].

    My money’s on molly for ‘cat who kicks most ass’ and oscar for ‘cat who gets their ass kicked the most.’

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  30. I can lay my hands on a couple of dozen 2nd hand copies of Michael Moore’s “Stupid White Men” His books are usually softer and more absorbent than Chomsky’s, so they function better as tinder, too.

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