Attention people who drive motorcycles: You look super cool and everything and I really hate to burst your bubble, but NOBODY wants to hear how loud your bike is at 7am. This might come as a shock to you but everybody in Halifax actually hates it. I know, crazy, right? I know in your mind your’e like “Dude sweet, this shreds, I’m so cool, I rule,” but in everybody else’s mind they are telling you to shut the fuck up. I’m willing to bet that some people actually say “shut the fuck up” out loud. I can’t comprehend why you think it’s a good idea to be so loud so early in the morning. Maybe it’s because you just suck. Probably. —Dreaming
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.
I never understood why they would want to ride without baffles…
do you really feel like being deaf in a few short years?
vastie? have you been disturbing the peace^^
He still gets the last laugh:
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Great bitch, OP, and I agree. I am willing to bet that others agree with you as well.
If this isn’t you bitching about your neighbour opening the choke on the engine when he started off to work this morning, I agree. I can’t fucking stand that loud pipe shit. I don’t know what’s worse, the cruiser crowd or the twits on sport bikes who seem to be trying to communicate to small dogs and whales in the north Atlantic.
i would rather hear a fucking bike than those little shitty tuner junk cars. and we won’t even go there about the other noises coming from them.
It didn’t know super cool dudes were up at 7 in the morning.
oh, and by the way. i don’t start my old harley til 7:01 a.m., just to clear things up with you. but if you want loud pipes, i can swing by your joint some nice, quiet sunday morning. just leave your addy with the hand. i’ll even leave the baffles on til i get there, just for you.