To all of you who think you are a race car driver with skill, speed and accuracy on the highway: You are fucking wrong. I didn’t realize Nova Scotia increased the speed limit in the right lane to 120km/hr. I also didn’t know swerving, flipping off and trying to kill one another was also part of this new NASCAR series.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. The fucking speed limit is 100km/h. If you can’t read the sign, stay home and eat your feelings because I am tired of road bullies, road ragers following me into parking lots because they’re pissed I was FOLLOWING THE LAW. Call me a square, but I’ve seen accidents and I don’t want my car to have my DNA explode all over it when you smash into my car and I bash my brains out. Do you realize what the fuck a wreck looks like at 120km/h? It looks like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that was stepped on, put in a blender and then poured all over the concrete with some shredded metal thrown in the mix.
FYI to you assholes if you note the INCREASE in accidents GET YOUR HEAD out of your ASS and OFF YOUR PHONE and CALM DOWN on the road. Get off EACH OTHERS’ ASS including mine, FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES OF THE ROAD and stop TRYING TO KILL ME BECAUSE YOU’RE IN A RUSH. OR don’t think I should be able to pass you because you’re driving a BIG WHITE TRUCK. YOU DICK.
One more thing.
To the DICK in the BIG WHITE TRUCK. Yeah you! When there are TWO LANES that GO STRAIGHT and the RIGHT MERGES into THE LEFT, trying to fucking KILL ME because you can’t stand your little man short dick syndrome self from flipping out if any woman gets in front of you on the road IS NOT OK. My vehicle also has 6 cylinders, betcha didn’t think I knew that did you. You probably can’t even change your own tire. Forcing me to literally either drive into the bus stop, get crushed by the asshole behind you up your ass, or try and get ahead of you is ridiculous. You are a mental rage case and I should have gotten your plate. Also don’t you DARE flip me off when I beep at you for almost destroying my car. You’re a piece of shit and you’re a terrible person and a little man with a little shit WHITE PLASTIC JUNK TRUCK. You probably don’t even haul anything in that truck but ass. SO to the man in the white truck, hear this from a woman: Learn to control YOUR EMOTIONS. Bitch.
Sincerely, —BIG black Honda that drives like a mom
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2016.
I’ve been reading these “Bitches” for awhile but I guess I’ll take first swing on this one.
To the person that drives like a mom I believe your first mistake is your car make. Halifax strongly believes in Homes not Hondas so you already have one strike against you. Second strike, the speed limit goes up to 110km/h pretty quickly. Thats strike two. Then you end your complaint by making a sexist comment about emotions and woman, that means you’re out!
Ah. The ironic emotional control bitch/missive. (see repeated use of caps)
There will always be people who want to drive faster than you.
There will always be drivers who exceed the speed limit.
Don’t want to race them?
Slow down and let them pass instead of needing to be in front of them.
Problem solved.
What an eratic and emotional bitch. OP, you sound like a very nervous driver. You should start taking the bus. Driving is for level headed people.
I sooner not be on the road with either you OB or white truck dick.
Uhhhhh, another one of these stupid bitches? Some nervous twat that expects everyone to drive like her so she can feel safe. Lemme guess, your the type that likes to merge with traffic going 100-120km/h at 60k/h just as your lane runs out, then bitch that everyone else can’t drive. You’re the reason why speed limits are set so low, you’re the lowest common denominator, sweetie. Please hang up your keys and keep the rest of us safe!
People don’t drive here to get to their destination…they drive to ride the next persons bumper in line. When one moves out of the way, they drive as fast as they can to the next bumper, over and over again. how dare anyone else share the road with a Nova scotia driver…its a personal insult to drivers here that someone may be in front of them at some point. I like pulling up at a red light next to one of these people, clap my hands and cheer them on for being in 3 millionth place on the road!!
So does anyone of the dislikes on my comment care to elaborate why?
No?
Yeah lane camping sucks lady, Has nothing to do with you being a women, Lots of those big fake yuppie trucks lane camp along with the BMW’s and Mazda 3’s, 10-20 over the limit on the highway rarely makes cops bat an eye.
Its possible you did encounter someone who’s idea of lane camping was all of 22 seconds… That happened to me this year, I sped up and didn’t let the person pass me on the right for principles sake.
They then went back to their usual 150km/h confusing their Equinox for a Mercedes on the Autobahn, And oh yeah, they weren’t millennials on their cell phones, but baby boomers! (gasp)