Why can’t we have normal looking people running our province? Dexter looks like Shatner after a 5 day drinking binge, McNeil looks like Abraham Lincoln (creepy), and Baillie looks like Kif Kroker from Futurama.
I want more normal looking people to vote for, not these mutants. No wonder there is a lack of interest in young voters. —I Have No Physical Faults, Therefore I Can Throw Stones
This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2011.


Kif Kroker! I’m dying here. Well played.
Oh yeah – Christmas Bonus for putting a highly original spin on an old chestnut.
OP – cast your mind back to High School or Uni. Remember the people who ran for student council? Not the ones padding their resume for Law School but the ones who could clear a table by talking about Robert’s Rules of Order as if it was last Saturday’s Blue Nuit. Not exactly the people you’d want to see skinnydipping in the shallow end of the gene pool, were they.
I don’t even know what to say to this…
Maybe we can introduce a bathing suit competition or a talent contest into the election process. Or maybe our election process could include a popularity contest like Canadian Idol and we could text our votes, like , sooo awsome.
Hahahahah!!!:D Agreed SHITD 😀
Did you ever watch that “king of the hill” show? The dumb blond Luanne decided to vote communist because she liked the candidate’s tie.
I think you should give young voters more credit than you should give yourself.
kelly looks like a turtle
OB, those are only shells…..once you peel it away, you see the real person underneath, and it’s not pretty. More like lizards under those skin bags.
I saw sloane at the beach this summer, not a good thing.
Kelly looks like he has a morphine or dilauded addiction. Those two red fucking demon orb peepers he has!
How many people did it take to haul her back out to the surf line, Cranky?
what the fuck is a normal looking politico, even moreso, what the fuck is a normal one in any sense of the word. have you ever been in politics o.p., it’s real easy to get corrupted n a very short time. i now a few of these guys personally, and they are not who, they used to be.absolute power, usually corrupts, absolutely.
lol just did some googling, it’s true, he does look look like Kif Kroker:
http://pcparty.ns.ca/userfiles/jamie_baill…
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3501/381954…
This is the Bedford Beast and the rest of the Council
http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images…
lol I just did some googling, it’s true, tommy does look like mothra:
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/4524/mo…
I’ll settle for integrity and common sense, and not being commie fuck-tards supporting coercive monopolies, over good looks any day
http://www.weirdotoys.com/wp-content/uploa…
Very refreshing. Thanks OP!
Is that your rather well turned out reindeer, pg?
hahahahahahahah zilla wtf man
nope snubiz, but he looks just like that. i only dress him in jammies or winter coats. i think zilla has a crush on you young thomas or he/she is a stalker, either/or it’s funny
Ah, the joys of MS Paint.
It would take a radical centrist to set things right, id run, but i don’t speak or think how you want. Instead you will be stolen from and end up slaves, because ya are a coward 🙂
Wow … okay, I was amused by the comparisons … but, damn … if anyone’s decision to vote or not vote is based on physically pleasing characteristics … maybe some shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
I’d also like the taxi drivers, the coffee shop employees, my mechanic, etc. etc. to have God like appearance so I can swoon everywhere I go and always feel that they deserve my business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-mMCFtY4Q
lol I’m thoroughly amused PG. I can’t wait to show my friends that shit…
This ain’t over zilla…
we are here for your amusement thomas and apparently so is the large lizard
lol I’m starting to warm up to this lizard. Underneath the scales and fiery breath and the millions of Tokyans he’s killed, he’s just a big teddy bear, looking for attention. King Kong is still better though.
I liked the Highfield sign.
who the hell is this? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Bl5CEpI8cwg/SbAQ…
LMFAO – I was pretty useless for most of the afternoon after I saw that, Tommy.
Gojira – next time, compose some haiku to go with it.
Don’t know PG, but why is he shaking Godzilla’s hand?
i figure we have enough nerds in the congregation, that someone would know
His name is Jet Jaguar. He appeared in Godzilla Vs. Megalon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Jaguar
thank you perfesser nerd^^
lol you figured right PG.
LOLZ, you guys. When the gauntlet has been thrown down, I cannot shirk an affair of honour. >: )
Omg godzilla … that was loltastic.
File under: Excellent.
I always thought Jack Layton was a fine specimen … http://www.michaeltozzo.com/blog/wp-conten…
Lets have a moment of silence. Good night sweet prince :'( http://swaymag.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/…
Yeeaaahhh – we’ll just discretely pass over the mid-70s to mid-80s
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/topstori…
Nobody got out of that fashion sinkhole, unscathed.
Ivan shhhh shhhhhhhh shhhhhh we don’t talk about the ’80s.
How about some celebrities OB? Like Ronald Reagan or Jesse “The Body” Ventura.
Tommy sez: “I’m starting to warm up to this lizard.”
careful Tommy- he’s a saurian; he needs heat…
lol he needs somethin…
I don’t know what he needs….
but I have an idea what he WANTS…
http://www.tokyomango.com/.a/6a00d8341c5d3…
It isn’t over tommy? Is it never ending?
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7778/ne…
Oh Dear God.>: 0 All Right, who asked Santa to send us an Evil Genius for Christmas?
Th Godzilla facepalm was a nice touch.
don’t look at me, i asked santa for a whistle
Hay Zilla – next do him being pepper-sprayed by the Oakland Cop.
Nothing personal Tom, it’s a funny meme, that’s all >: )
I love these! Keep making them.
LOL
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comm…