Why can’t we have normal looking people running our province? Dexter looks like Shatner after a 5 day drinking binge, McNeil looks like Abraham Lincoln (creepy), and Baillie looks like Kif Kroker from Futurama.
I want more normal looking people to vote for, not these mutants. No wonder there is a lack of interest in young voters. —I Have No Physical Faults, Therefore I Can Throw Stones

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  1. Oh yeah – Christmas Bonus for putting a highly original spin on an old chestnut.

    OP – cast your mind back to High School or Uni. Remember the people who ran for student council? Not the ones padding their resume for Law School but the ones who could clear a table by talking about Robert’s Rules of Order as if it was last Saturday’s Blue Nuit. Not exactly the people you’d want to see skinnydipping in the shallow end of the gene pool, were they.

  2. Maybe we can introduce a bathing suit competition or a talent contest into the election process. Or maybe our election process could include a popularity contest like Canadian Idol and we could text our votes, like , sooo awsome.

  3. Did you ever watch that “king of the hill” show? The dumb blond Luanne decided to vote communist because she liked the candidate’s tie.

    I think you should give young voters more credit than you should give yourself.

  4. OB, those are only shells…..once you peel it away, you see the real person underneath, and it’s not pretty. More like lizards under those skin bags.

  5. Kelly looks like he has a morphine or dilauded addiction. Those two red fucking demon orb peepers he has!

  6. what the fuck is a normal looking politico, even moreso, what the fuck is a normal one in any sense of the word. have you ever been in politics o.p., it’s real easy to get corrupted n a very short time. i now a few of these guys personally, and they are not who, they used to be.absolute power, usually corrupts, absolutely.

  7. I’ll settle for integrity and common sense, and not being commie fuck-tards supporting coercive monopolies, over good looks any day

  8. nope snubiz, but he looks just like that. i only dress him in jammies or winter coats. i think zilla has a crush on you young thomas or he/she is a stalker, either/or it’s funny

  9. It would take a radical centrist to set things right, id run, but i don’t speak or think how you want. Instead you will be stolen from and end up slaves, because ya are a coward 🙂

  10. Wow … okay, I was amused by the comparisons … but, damn … if anyone’s decision to vote or not vote is based on physically pleasing characteristics … maybe some shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

    I’d also like the taxi drivers, the coffee shop employees, my mechanic, etc. etc. to have God like appearance so I can swoon everywhere I go and always feel that they deserve my business.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-mMCFtY4Q

  11. lol I’m thoroughly amused PG. I can’t wait to show my friends that shit…

    This ain’t over zilla…

  12. lol I’m starting to warm up to this lizard. Underneath the scales and fiery breath and the millions of Tokyans he’s killed, he’s just a big teddy bear, looking for attention. King Kong is still better though.

    I liked the Highfield sign.

  13. LMFAO – I was pretty useless for most of the afternoon after I saw that, Tommy.
    Gojira – next time, compose some haiku to go with it.

  14. Tommy sez: “I’m starting to warm up to this lizard.”

    careful Tommy- he’s a saurian; he needs heat…

  15. Oh Dear God.>: 0 All Right, who asked Santa to send us an Evil Genius for Christmas?
    Th Godzilla facepalm was a nice touch.

  16. Hay Zilla – next do him being pepper-sprayed by the Oakland Cop.
    Nothing personal Tom, it’s a funny meme, that’s all >: )

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