You cold hearted bitch. You left and I got my life back, I went out and enjoyed myself for a change because I was no longer being oppressed by you, and now you’re back. I can’t say I didn’t see it coming I know you’ll never leave forever. Now you’re back to make me miserable, I’m sick of cleaning up after your messes and dealing with your shit! Maybe I’ll move somewhere that you can’t follow. —I Hate You Winter
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.


ummm…. newsflash… you live in CANADA.
there isn’t a place here that doesn’t have cold winters.
thounds zigactly like someone i once shacked up with. was her name emmy, by chance.
Pussy!!
i walked home, vewy refweshing. be careful out there, drivers be all kinds of crazy
I was just out to get an armload of firewood Painy, & iot is nice out…peaceful even. Although the radio has Halifax traffic reports saying its a nightmare drive out there….couldn’t be because so many people have all season tires on their cars today could it…looks like a great day for studded winter tires to me ~;P
i saw slews of slow motion sliding. if you drive in the winter, especially long distances, i would think good tires would be paramount
…and please stop talking about fires and baileys in coffee, or i will find you and move in^^
yes guys, i know o.p. must be talking about winter blahs, and the shit that goes with it. but i tot i wood be finny.
Winter blows, I hate the cold and the dogs hate the salt stuck in their pawpads.
yeah, the hound’s paws are pretty tough but that shit burns. there is no way i’m getting booties on him
I thought it was some chick bitching about her period until I read “I hate you winter.” Then again, Mother Nature is a bitch. Beware the red snow.
Bread lady you crack me up. I love wood stoves too!!! I think I may have to get one for next year. The bigger cub played outside 3 times today for 2 hours at a time. I even took the baby bear out in it with his down filled snow suit. Too cute!!!
But the hound would look stylin’ in some doggy Uggs (yes, they exist) PG!
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That’s a truly Canadian doggie right there!
I loved the snow yesterday!!!!! got me excited for Christmas 🙂 I think i was maybe one of the only people that put on my snow pants and ran around outside like a little kid ha ha!
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