Hey you! yeah hopefully you know I’m talking about you- you call yourself a man? you are a baby in a man’s flabby body- who sleeps more than a sloth hanging upside down in a tree! When we were first together- it was great- now you take advantage and think I will always be there- yet you get soo green when I always have men giving me attention- you? no one! Why? cause you can’t hold your liquor, or your friends and no one seems yo like you….
Solution? Get off your lazy, fat ass and get a job and while your at it- look for a girlfriend who is willing to put up with you- maybe a sloth?
I may not be the model of the world- but when it comes to leaving your ass and getting a date- I’ll always be more than a few steps ahead of you- the sex is not all that one minute man- so keep that in mind- why do you think I am not laying beside you when you decide to take marathon naps? Maybe you sleep so you don’t have to hear me bitch- thats why I wrote it lover!
—Too Good To Be With You
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.
I think this bitch would put me to sleep too.
People don’t change — leave his saggy body to rot while you get the hell out of there. Don’t blame yourself either for your rotten situation, if his personality took a turn for the worse, there was no way you could have predicted that. Move on.
I’m with Dino.
If you really want this person to see this and know you’re referring to him, why don’t you send this to him in a letter or something?
Save us from having to read the damn thing.
You need to run like hell from this situation before you get too old and bitter about the time you’ve wasted on this slug. I’ve seen this all before and there’s no payoff – just lots of ZZZZZZs bouncing off the ceiling. If he wants to live like an 80 year old, let him.
i think she just needs to get laid….personal opinion though.
i think she just needs to get laid….personal opinion though
I’m sure you’ll restore her faith in men, eh dubbz?
This person’s bitch made me think of old comic strips from the 20s in which every sentence is ended by a dash, like Little Orphan Annie.
I’m pissed off that she’s abused the Sloth twice, I mean what has the poor creature ever done to you to make you take issues with it, all he wants to do is hang upside down in a tree so the snot can’t fall out and eat leaves, fart and scratch his nuts/ass
maybe hes tired from all the sex and attention from someone else in his life
BOOOOOOOOO
Hey mortparn — if you switch the o and a around in your handle, then switch the four letter words around…it spells ‘Porn Mart’. I’m so clever!!
you just need to find a man that will you give you the attention you deserve. Take it from someone who was blind for so long. Get to know what the woman likes/dislikes cuz if the Queen aint happy…..ain’t nobody happy LOL