Dear parking ban, thanks to you, my boyfriend can no longer spend the night. Go eff yourself, cause I’m certainly not getting any! —Angry & Horny
This article appears in Jan 20-26, 2011.
(Not) Getting Effed by the Ban
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Well, OP….. I have no qualms about using an alternative mode of transportation to get to and from your place. It may not solve your first problem, but would definitely take care of the second…….. Unless, of course, your boyfriend comes to the same realization……..
It has been my experience that guys will do just about anything to get ‘some’. Hand your guy some bus tickets since he can’t seem to figure this out for himself.
And you can’t go to his place – why?
Looks like jonno’s sliding into LS territory…
and OB, you can’t get it on before nightfall because????
Hehehe…. no zZz, simply proving a point. One which was pretty much nailed home by Oceanchick.
Yeah, well it sounds like she’s hanging out with the wrong guys….
Reminds me a little of the Seinfeld episode where they were discussing men and how there is only an excuse when they don’t want stay over… If there’s a will, there’s a way! Maybe something the OP should consider..
@ tee
shhhhh, damn it, your giving away one of the secrets !
so, o.p., what the fuck is the matter with him taking a bus, to fuck your lazy ass. do you have a car, if so, pick him up and bring him home to screw your skanky welfare ass. no car, then maybe he should look for someone who has a place to park his ride.
and if that’s not good enough, tell him to take a fucking cab then. if you are any good, he will gladly do so.
HAHAHA coming HOME on the bus after hooking up: the ULTIMATE walk of shame.
You know what’s worse than that? Coming home on the bus after NOT hooking up…. but coming damn close…. Especially when that bus ride takes, oh, a good 45 minutes or so. Talk about an unbearable, excruciatingly uncontrollable itch. By the time you get to your stop you’re considering just stepping behind some bushes……….. hmmmm… I am beginning to wonder if I am starting to cross some line here. Not that I have any personal experiences upon which to base this post………
Actually, I just couldn’t find any better way to hit my 1000th comment on these hallowed forums. I stand by my previous proclamation though.
HAHA the closer you get to said line, jonno, the more I like ya.
Keep it up 😉
PK… be careful what you wish for. So, just out of curiosity what kind of bus ride home would I be experience after being at your place?
OK, OK…….
acceptable comments —–> | —–> jonno
(couldn’t let it stop at 1000)
IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW CUTE YOU ARE, MISTER JONNOMAN!
he looks like this^^^http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/burtcos…
Oh geeeesh…. you made me blush, right in the middle of the office.
I only wish I could reveal myself to you PK, but the truth is I am told my beauty makes both angels and demons, alike, cry. My allure is enough to have caused the very demise of all Jennifer Aniston’s relationships and has threatened the breakup between thousands more. You will have never stood a chance before it even began.
OK… now I am choking in the middle of the office. And I have now written a preposterously silly comment that could, in no way, do me justice should we actually meet…. haha. Tell you what, you know my bus number… see if you can find me… 😛
OMG la jolie fille de douleur….. now you’ve gone and made me choke again. Damn, that is one sexy picture.
and you know mine, jonno 😉
*hinthint*
In that case, you should also know my email……..
* and that is game, set, match…. 😛
GOD, get a chatroom….
Should I (know your email, that is)?
And you stfu, z3.
well……….. I can’t say with any honesty that I HAVEN’T revealed it in recent weeks.
And zed….. does it have to be a VIRTUAL room? BAHAHA
oh PK, I’m crush’d
we’ll all have to go sledding or have a cranium evening with Angel or Snapper.
water under the bridge.
Bring that fat fuck with ya too while you’re at it…. if he fits in a car.
Or maybe Seb can swing him by in his SUV
*blush*
Don’t be crushed zZz! I still *heart* you tons!
There’s enough PK to go around! (and there’s DEFINITELY enough NGF to go around).
I just run my car right up onto the snowbank in front of Seadogs with a sign that says “Making Delivery”
And that’s why your my kind of guy ML…your resourceful and got your priorities straight = p
I wonder how OP would be received if she took that argument to court to make a change in the law = )
If the OP is too lazy to go to her bf’s place or too stupid to figure out an alternative I can only imagine how dull she is in the sack. At least her bf isn’t missing out on much..
Still wondering why she can’t go to his place.
*cough* basement/mom
jonno… I think PG meant you were the hairy thing on the floor UNDER the OTHER hairy thing… jus’ sayin’ ;D
Well Rosie… if that’s the case aren’t I one lucky fucking dead bear! haha…. (I had to look closely to make sure the bear was the only “hairy thing” touching the floor…….)
Maybe a chance to get some back seat shagging?? No ticket, scratch an itch, win/win
just to be redundant, i still make house calls, the doctor will be, way in.
“He’s just a gigolo, and everywhere he goes, people know the part he’s playin…” >; )
Ahahaha I love the way in which this thread has devolved.
This is no devolution! Suckalicious’ cruisin’ is very, very relevant to the initial tone of the bitch 😉 Go Suckster, go suckster, go!
yay, new kitteh picture^^
Hahaha… to imply that this thread has devolved you’d also have to suggest that it was in a place from which devolution would be possible. If anything, I’d say we’ve made this bitch 100% better! I know PK would agree 😛
And hey- we all got to experience that marvelous picture posted by Paingirl…. which, by the way, I did not print off, blow up and hang from the ceiling in my bedroom…..
If Kitteh is bored with his Kalshnikov Ralm, you may just have to up the ante a bit, that’s all…..
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
It’s also not his wallpaper on both his phone and at work…
Whatever. Jonnoman has pulled a zZz and posted his visage on HfxMatch. Are all our luchadores gonna remove their masks or what?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/28/o…
Ha ha. Love the kittehs! Next year’s christmas gift will certainly be a tank Ivan. he gets a cake for his b-day.
You guys are just jokin’ about the epic pictures right, be *I* also printed it off and hung it in my bedroom! *beams*
hawwwwtness.
Jonno looks horribly familiar. I think I might have seen him around SS.
YOU EARWIG BASTARD BRENDON – GET OUTTA MY SKULL! >: )
That was going to be my follow-up. He He He.
Damn, can’t get on the dating site here, I’ll have to check you out after work, jonno 🙂
I think the masks have to come off if some members are hoping to pick up in this bizzarro world!
BAH
Besides the other means of transportation and whatnot there are also other hours in the day other than 1am-6am in which to have sex in.
Three cheers for the parking ban. OP, when you moved in, did you inquiry where the parking was? The parking ban has been around long enough that everyone who lives here knows about it. Anyone visiting (including your booty call boyfriend) should be told by the person they are visiting not to park on the street overnight during the parking ban. This ban has been mentioned in papers, on TV, on the radio, so unless your boyfriend lives in a cave, he’d know about it. Thank him for the extra money he’s giving HRM.
So the city is now your pimp.
he wants to slam you all night, he has to pay the big boys their coin.
HRM be pimpin’ pimpin’
the weedhog is back—>see the love http://mikebm.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/…
ZOMG.
Nice to see he found his way back to our world! Wow… it’s been almost a year since he last posted.
Looks like I missed and interesting day yesterday while the little guy was sick.
WTF – I agree with Z3. If any of you do hook up please don’t bring it here….I can barely follow most of the comments I don’t need more “inside jokes”.
yeah chicky, but the outside goig to the inside and back outside, is what makes life fun. and if the o.p. still hasn’t gotten it on, give me a mail, i still make house calls, 24/7.
LS, I’m pretty sure the ladies would rather leave out milk and cookies for the sleep-watcher than voluntarily invite you into their home…
zzz, don’t be like that now. the ole suckster also likes milk and cookies, and can come more than once a year, unlike santa.