Five times is enough. The sex was lousy the first time, but four more times later it’s still not any better. Gonna cut ties with you now. —NSA Man
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Use your other hand…….
If the sex was that lousy for 5 times, and still not good enough, hope this person was good to look at…or did you have coyote syndrome after each time.
cutting ties eh? that means he’s going to poke a hole in her behind and let all the air out so she flies around the room backwards.
buddy, spend the extra 10$ next time and get the upgraded model.
(S)he probably won’t be missing much when you do cut ties with her/him. Bad (and good) sex takes two fucking people. Maybe YOU suck in bed as well. Maybe your junk stinks. Maybe you have too much pubic hair. These things put people out of the mood and they may not put much into it as a result. Do you honestly think it’s 100% HER/HIS fault??!
Then again, like others commented, it’s very likely this isn’t a real person this guy is fucking…
GDM, you beat me to it! I thought it was a defective blow up doll as well.
Instead of a gaping mouth hole, it had a cavernous left ear.
Bummer.
I don’t want to know what NSA stands for in this situation.
http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/06/snowd…
Surely there’s an easier way to meet “Sexy Moldovan Ladies”
To the OB defense if she’s just laying there like a blowup doll , how exactly can you say it takes 2 when 1 obviously isn’t the least bit interested …. I would at least probably get her attention for a second when I got off her & went out & got the ropes & pulleys , most people don’t see climbing equipment unless they actually do it.
but if she’s just not interested chances are she’d just zone out again .
Fake orgasm time, are you done yet?, I’m tired.
So what you’re really saying is that you couldn’t make her or him cum.
http://www.gx94radio.com/blogs/drive/wp-co…
NSA=Not Sufficient Ass.
OPEN LEGS
Look, you’ve got to ask her if she wouldn’t mind opening her legs.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
NSA = Not Screwing Anybody
I have never EVER dated a guy who claimed his last was “bad in bed” that was any good himself.
Hint.. if you think she’s bad in bed, chances are you’re just totally selfish and do nothing for her. This might come as a surprise to you but if you are in it for only yourself, EVERYONE you sleep with is going to be bad in bed unless you pay them.
RSVP:
runsWithScissors (11/17, 12.02PM)
Lol, I don’t think it would make the loving mood any better if your newest partner is telling you how good or bad their last partner was in bed. To me, my sausage would play limp spaghetti real quick.
I’ve never had lousy sex. When I spend quality time with a woman and her naked body usually with orgasm, I do not see how that can be lousy. Sure it’s not always screams and moans but it’s still wonderful.
Of course I’ve never had lousy pizza either.
oh reg, would you be willing to try polygamy? please?
you realize it’s for the love of pizza, right?
I’ve had lousy sex but looking back it was because i wasn’t attracted to the person i was sleeping with and wasn’t as into it as i had initially assumed. And because i skimped on the hotness, so did he. Once both of you know something isn’t working, sex gets awkward. How could it not? That’s not due to any one person. That’s the situation.
That’s ok. It really is. But i wouldn’t be the kind of douche that would blame THEM.
Alright …speaking as a guy, Is there really a “bad in bed”… I mean maybe “not as good as last time” or “could be better” but Bad??
Ever receive a shitty blowjob? I mean so shitty you couldn’t even come to make it end faster?