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You can huff, you can puff but you’re not getting in my stall! Rattling the door, banging on the door commanding me to “hurry up” is not going to make my ablutions go faster. This isn’t the only comfort station in the building. So skip to another loo my darling. —Generalissimus Stall-in
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2016.
8 Comments
Ok 🙂 I’ll just shit on the floor right outside your stall then.
I hope that someone pole vaults over the stall door and goes all full turd boogie on your smug head.
if it’s the only “Comfort Station” as you call it (whatever comfort you’re securing for yourself), be respectful of others that also are in need of ‘comfort’…..
and exactly what kind of stalls are in this city that one can perform ablutions? Is this a muslim thing? I’m simply ignorant and honestly curious.
clever bitch OB, well done.
Ablutions? You know that is a toilet and not a bidet, right? Better to bathe at the sink. Toilet water is not what you think it is, my little piggy.
Will you huff when in a stall?
Will you puff when in the hall?
I will not huff or puff the stall
I will not bluff when nature calls…
Do people actually do this? I think it be a good way to get a punch in the face, I’ve never had someone in recent memory complain outside the stall I’m shitting in!
Trigger warning: contains scatological humour.
Now that I have your attention, sometimes a person needs more time than usual to “clear out their locker”. Maybe the OB ate a block of cheese as big as a car battery the night before and needs some extra time to get the job done. The person outside isn’t going to help the situation ….unless they have in their possession and are offering to administer an enema …which raises other issues.
Reminds me of the old joke:
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? .. He had to work it out with a pencil!
Bubhinder Pupeeker strikes again!!