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Submit a bitch? Is that what you want? Really? I’ve tried. I’ve been rather sardonically and wittily cutting. Son of a bitch, what does it take to air one’s laundry in this town? Should I bitch about the Olympics, all the way in fucking Vancouver!? Oooh, that’ll get me a special heading.
—Blue Balls
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2010.
28 Comments
The point of LTWWB is to bitch about something that is on your mind, not bitch about nothing to bitch about.
Seems to me you will have blue balls a lot longer with your attitude.
You’ve nothing to say.
I think this guy’s issue is that he has submitted bitches but is displeased to never see them published in the paper copy of The Coast….. OP, am I right? If so, yeah, this is a valid bitch…. whiny, but valid.
If not, then someone should add a little black to your balls with a good swift kick.
Maybe you, like the proverbial British press, think you’re being really funny and witty, but really you’re jokes are tired and boring. I publish 90% or more of the bitches sent in. The rest are really either TOTALLY repetitive, too specific for LTWWB or utter trash.
Lol, ZING!!
But seriously Andy… If you eliminate utter trash, with some of the posts that make it up, I’d really love to see what you consider trash, lol
At the risk of offending you, Andy, it seems to me there’s an awful lot of “TOTALLY repetitive” bitches lately. (Not that it’s your fault if we give you nothing new to choose from).
Maybe we should get a little more original, and then Andy won’t have to wish himself dead everytime someone comments on the snow, or Metro Transhit, or the Olympics, or the MLA spending… 😉
You just joined the site, and you want to be posted?
Try being funny and/or entertaining.
No offense taken. I agree there is an element of subjectivity here when it comes to repetition. The countless Metro Transit bitches — I figure it keeps em honest. The traffic stuff is boring and if there have been too many in one day, I skip some. Events like when winter parking ban starts, and the Olympics are repetitive, but I figure it’s just for a short time. Trash is usually creepy misogynistic / racist rants. Or, overly “clever” ones where someone is obviously trying out some comedy. Sham bitches are funny now and again, but too many kinda diltutes the rage, don’t you think?
blue balls, guess what, you made it, now what the fuck is your bitch about again. you never really stated why you wanted to get on here, just to bitch about bitchin’, fucking a cool 1.
And that’s why we love you, Andy. 😉
“”I publish 90% or more of the bitches sent in.””
I notice the paper copy of the Coast now prints several bitches, which is cool, although like “Voice of the Day” in the CH…why not have a “winning” bitch of the week to aspire to?
Also, did the infamous puppet bitch ever get published (on paper)? Can you leak out who it was from? Was it real d’ya think?
“…why not have a “winning” bitch of the week to aspire to?” I LIKE. What would you win? Some grapes? Remind me about the puppet bitch…
Just when I needed a good giggle A “W” M mentions the puppet bitch…thanks, I needed that…hehehehehehehe…the puppet bitch…hehehehehehehehehehehehehee!!!
puppet bitch: a guy lamenting about the lack of enthusiasm for his impromptu “sock” puppet shows…i really wanted it to be true but i guess it dosen’t really matter it was priceless
Hah the puppet bitch, reference to that just made me so happy 🙂
The Puppet Bitch has even moved beyond LTWWB fame to become Halifamous!
haha… yeah, i only wish I had’ve been on the waterfront that day to witness the entirety of a Shakespeare play done by some weirdo with socks on his hand.
I agree with the bitch of the week award! Perhaps, Andy, you or someone you designate can come up with the top 5 and everyone can vote on them. Then we can pick a spot to go for an award ceremony… drinks would be on The Coast of course…. Eventually we could have a LTWWB/LTWWL Hall of Fame! I volunteer to head up the planning team…..
LS and I will be the creepy dudes hitting on all the regulars.
How about if just our sock puppets show up for the awards ceremony? It might be more interesting to keep one’s anonymity intact. Who is your sock puppet going to be?
Excellent… my sock will be ecstatic to know it will be heading for some spa treatment at the laundromat. btw…. mine will be the one with the large hole and red stripes around the top. Whatever you do- don’t stare directly at the hole (he is a little sensitive)
L O L
Man, reading this shit is waaay more fucking entertaining than creating pathfinders. You’re killing me here.
angel…. my sock wants me to ask you to ask your sock what she is doing saturday night…. He is going to partake in some “shoeshi” and “socke”….
haha
knee slapper jonno, knee slapper.
Upon rereading I see that baD mR f was the first to bring up the puppet bitch. I was laughing at the thought of it so much that I missed that!
Hilarious comments, I just wish that within his bitch, he announced one final performance. With the fickle nature of television, he may have had an agent by now, and a book deal.
He gave up one performance too short.
HAHA Who remembers “ED the Sock ” from muchmusic ? That fuckin sock was funny .
Ed The Sock is cool even if he is a little crusty !
HAHA oceangilf yep cantankerous old fucker haha !! He was a dirty old puppet haha I loved him !!
you must’ve been bitch about Stats Can like me, OP. Not bitchy enough.