I have nothing against people being in love. I have nothing against them proclaiming that love. I just wish that they didn’t do it twenty times a day online. (Yes, Bitchers, I’m referring to Facebook, so get your keyboards ready to reply.)
Couldn’t they just send private messages so that those of us who have both as friends don’t have to see how much they love and miss each other? Scrolling through it all takes forever, drives my blood sugar up and rots my teeth for heaven’s sake.
And before the regular replies from the regular commentators come up:
1) I know I could/should “get a life” and get off of FB and talk to my real friends. (Pot… meet kettle… why, yes, it’s black too!)
2) I know I ‘don’t have to read it’. I do have to scroll through it though. —Let the ‘Same Old’ Complaints Commence
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
um, no you don’t.
click ‘hide’ or ‘hide all from Xxxx’ and you won’t have to.
oh, and get a life.
🙂
yeah you actually don’t have to scroll through it at all and that is why these fecesbook bitches are completely asinine. hide all or delete the person.
Two FB bitches in a day? Jesus, life must be really hard.
Ob…just give the face crack up.
quit.
cold turkey’s the best way…just don’t sit in front of a computer staring at the screen trying to quit…you gotta go do something else.
you’ve already taken a first step & left the crackbook to come bitch here.
keep up the good work ~;D
Send them an online virus to match the STDs they pick up from each other.
Just for the record, I didn’t write this. I’ve been using the ‘hide posts from xxxxx’ for a long time, yo. Some people i gotz on da face crack have significant others who annoy me so i choose to save my newsfeed from their drivel. 😀
facebook is one of the fuck ups we must face daily. with that in mind, just scroll thru all that shit, like i do when i go there. mostly to just play some of the games, like crime city.
The fact that you can hide dumb posts like that is irrelevant, it’s the fact that adults are even behaving this way to begin with.
Fuck I don’t miss facebook. SO glad I dropped that shit 2 years ago. Absolutely pointless.
Trouble is, you can’t pick and choose which posts from those particular people to hide. You have to hide it all and there are other posts from them that a person may want to read. Just not the nauseating, “I miss you so much . I love you more all the time’, *gag*
If you’re going to hide all their posts, then why the hell would you have them on your friends list?
exactly…
now you’re getting it
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I wish there was a setting so you could look at a fraction of a frequent poster’s posts. Like “display only one-tenth of xxxxx’s posts”
Oh I agree with you 110%, Mel.
It’s the extraneous usage of emoticons and caps that make it particularly pathetic.
Like, send a fucking PM to them ffs! (though if they’re writing THAT crap on their wall… lord only KNOWS what kind of PMs they ARE sending). So I just outright blocked the poor saps who get this shit from their SO from my newsfeed.
Then, at the rare moments where I AM feeling down about being single and alone, I’ll visit these people’ profiles where I am reminded of how pathetic THEIR couple’d lives are and I feel much MUCH better. 😛
Also: avast — facebook isn’t useless. I use it as my primary comms tool with some friends and family. We all have FB messenger on our phones and choose to use that to send texts instead of calling or sending actual text messages. It’s cheaper/free for a lot of us. Especially since some of these people are on other continents.