I told you I was into you. We were both a little spooked I guess, but you told me you never treated anyone like shit, and you wouldn’t treat me like shit, and you’d never make me feel used. You later told me you were into being into anyone. I said that’s alright, we’ll be friends, I guess I’m not that into being into anyone either. Well, when you pretended to be my friend, hooked up with me, and then snubbed and ignored me, you made me feel like shit and you made me feel used. I didn’t want to be your girlfriend. I just wanted to be your friend.
I feel like an asshole for even writing this but I just had to get it off my chest because I sure as hell am never speaking to you again.
—At least we didn’t fuck
This article appears in Feb 11-17, 2010.
“You later told me you were into being into anyone. I said that’s alright, we’ll be friends, I guess I’m not that into being into anyone either.”
What??!
Yeah, I was a little confused on that one too.
best thing to do there girl, is to go and get yourself wasted, find an ugly motherfucker, and screw your eyeballs out.there, that should take care of that. or if really fucked up,see the first bitch on here, i’m sure you would get along just fucking fine.
You had me at ‘hooked up, at least we didn’t fuck’.
You didn’t fuck !
Well then, there’s the problem !
excuse me i am old and confused isn’t hooking up the same as fuckin?…or is it like with rugs or crocheting
yeah, I kinda thought the same paingirl..ah well
i am guessing OP meant “weren’t”. at least this one acknowledges they were never anything serious. probably just feels bitter. i thought hooking up could mean things other than actual intercourse. making out/oral perhaps?
You sleep with people you just want to be friends with? OP, you’re an asshole!
well o.p., i’m still available for you, if you wanna fuck and that stuff, i’m really into it.
Um . . . maybe I am confused but I always thought that “just being friends” meant the OPPOSITE of “hooking up?”
Maybe kids do stuff differently these days, but my advice would be that they figure out which is which and then decide what exactly it is they do/don’t want to do.
Sheesh!
I can’t imagine how he got the wrong signals here….
what with your excellent and accurate recap.
Yawn, another moron who doesn’t understand the guys in this city. They just want one thing…
Some people count making out and doing other crap that’s not actual intercourse as “hooking up” (maybe even oral — some people don’t count that as ‘sex’).
Friends and just ‘hooking up’ rarely works out, OP, esp. if feeling are involved, which it sounds like in this case on your part. The other party probably feels guilty for hooking up OR just wanted some kind of piece of ass (i.e.: wasn’t your friend in the first place), because they’re sure as hell not into you. That whole “I don’t want to be into anyone” (I think OP made a typo there, guys) line is usually a nice way of saying “I’m just not that into you.”
Move on, OP. Move on.
What’s there to worry about, OP? Plenty of better guys out there. LIFE SUCKS and myself, for example. I’ll give you a go. RAWR!
True what you say about “That whole “I don’t want to be into anyone” (I think OP made a typo there, guys) line is usually a nice way of saying “I’m just not that into you.”,” Pretty Kitty. I was one of those idiots who fell for that one once. Me: “But I thought you said it wasn’t just me, that you didn’t want to be with anyone?”
Her: “Yeah, well… uhh… that’s what I thought at the time, but Michael is just SOOO awe-“
Me: “Shut up.”
hahahaha… you told him you were into him. And then he came out with that magical pick-up line that Chris Rock could use in a comedy routine…..
A Coast bitcher’s ex-friend/whatever will say “I never treated anyone like shit…. and I won’t treat you like shit”
You’re NOT SUPPOSED to treat anyone like shit you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? What do you want, a cookie?
Sounds like whatever the hell you guys had going on, it was seriously messed up. And all because you told him you were into him.