I was gathering up some goodies I got short on due to the holiday season and this twad of a person says to me, “you have a lot of stuff.” Well it’s none of your fucking business if I buy two carts full of groceries or one. I did have one, but seriously, this is annoying as hell. If I am buying for a family of three I am going to make sure that what my family needs is going in that cart. Oh, and by the way, not so natural blondie I saw your hair colour… nice of you to be honest and admit you dye it! Next time keep your fucking comments to yourself. —Fuck off blonde bimbo!
This article appears in Dec 9-15, 2010.
Wow, Merry Christmas, ya Scrooge. Someone makes a comment and you’re soooo upset. The woman was probably just trying to make small talk but you’re so fucking paranoid, you think she was judging you and your shopping cart contents. And for extra bite, you throw in an unnecessary comment about her hair colour. Fuck, if anyone needs the Christmas spirit to bop them on the noggin, it’s you, OB. You are truly a bitch.
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Exactly TTFN. I’m thinking WTF is this woman going on about!! I bet she just has fat woman syndrome and thought the blond was commenting about her size by the amount of groceries. That’s why she’s calling her a blond bimbo. OP you sound like a bitch! Get over yourself.
i have great conversations waiting in line-ups, beats being a grumpy guts
I’m with you, Painy – I get caught up in the holiday spirit and have lots of great chats with fellow shoppers waiting in line. I was at Mark’s WW on Saturday, met a delightful older gal, we had a great time yakking about Europe while we were waiting to get to the cash. I’ll leave sour and cunty to the OB.
Oh my fucking god…… seriously? A person making a simple and short observation pissed you off like this? Something tells me all this holiday cheer has put a massive holiday bug up your ass. I hope I don’t know you because I’d hate to come to a party where the host resents having to supply “a lot of stuff” for their guests.
I talk to everyone in stores. I have something about me that screams “please tell me what you’re thinking”…lol. I had so many older people talk to me in stores this weekend – mostly about the 2 small men I had in the cart (little man and his cousin). I love random conversations – but when my little guy was really young he was pretty big for his age and you wouldn’t believe the amount of ladies who would randomly come up to me and tell me he’s too big for a sookie (6 months old!!) – he just looked a year. That bothered me a little bit.
I was walking down the street to gather up some goodies I got short on due to the holiday season and this twad of a person says to me, “Cold, isn’t it?” Well it’s none of your fucking business if I have a hat or even two pairs of gloves or one. I did have one pair on, but seriously, this is annoying as hell. If I am walking down the street I am going to make sure that my hands are warm. Oh, and by the way, oh so large footed man, I saw your extra pair of socks sticking out of your boots… nice of you to be honest and admit you have small feet! Next time keep your fucking comments to yourself.
If the OP is buying for a family of three, no biggie. But if the OP is eating enough food that would feed a family of three, then there is a problem.
Take a chill pill OB – TTFN is right, you’re way too wound. I’m sometimes too shy to start a conversation, but I like chattering once there’s an opening. It’s the time of year to be friendly! I’m so excited to go shopping this week.
You were probably in the “10 items or less” line Miss Bitch. OR like most people said, the person was just making small talk. Who cares what someone’s hair colour is either!!?? What does that have to do with anything. I dye my hair dark brown, almost black, I guess that means I cut myself and listen to Good Charlotte?
I think that’s different, RC. Everyone has an opinion on everyone else’s business, esp when it comes to child rearing.
Tell them to piss off and mind their own business. They’re probably the type that think it’s ok to touch other people’s babies.
Unless they were screaming this at you an inch away from your face I’m at a loss to see how it offended you. A normal person would have laughed it off, cracked a joke about it or something…
Wow. Fuuuck you.
yeah, merry fucking christmas. and have a crappy new year.
if ever there were a case for medical marijuana….
that might mellow the op out a little….
REPLY: “You have a big ass but do you hear me trumpeting that all through the store???”
Too bad she didn’t say in a loud voice, after spotting the kotex box in your cart – “guess you’re not getting any meatloaf/tube steak tonight?”
C’mon guys, don’t you know the OB was being cased. The nosey parker was checking to see if she had anything local so she couldsteal it from her car. LOL.
I hope the OP gets a puck in the nose. Either a punch or actual hockey puck will do. And Sebastian can have the other.
why you so touchy op? you smugglin’ coke in that cart … you hidin’ a small mexican in there? Good God.
Chill OP, I too have lovely conversations in line.
After my sarcastic remark I realized “Don’t know OP but maybe the blonde bimbo was hitting on him/her??”
Devil’s advocate ya know.
Well, I’m gonna go against the grain and AGREE with the OP. Just because you (or the blonde bimbo, in this case) want to start up a conversation with someone, doesn’t mean they have to talk to you. I, myself, am so friggin’ sick of people in this town thinking that they can jabber on to anybody they choose, and that person will willingly have a conversation with them . . . it makes me want to scream. Mind your own business, people. AND just so you know . . . starting a conversation with, “You sure have a lot of stuff,” is not a good idea; it DOES sound judgmental. It IS obnoxious. Yakking at strangers does NOT make you seem “friendly”, it makes you seem lonely.
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Letta, it’s called ‘small town mentality’. I like it much better than LA.
Merry Christmas