To the drivers who like to pull up to red lights with your fingers knuckle deep in your nose, I CAN SEE YOU FUKKWAD! Your windows aren’t tinted so that means you don’t have privacy and other people driving can see you digging for gold! If you love to pick your nose that’s fine but why do you think you’re invisible while you’re driving and think other people can’t see you? If you’re up for a good digging session please feel free to wait til you get home and dig til your heart’s content. It is disgusting, and yes I’m the one the beeps at you and waves to let you know I see you! Get a tissue, ya dick head douchebag nose picking dumbass! —HateNosePickinDouchebags
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
LMFAO – plus it’s twice as distracting as texting.
i like picking my nose when i’m driving. just sayin.
Do they eat them too, OP?
come on o.p., fess up, you’re just jealous. that they have all that good crap in their, and won’t share with you. wanna get back at them,put car in park, squat on seat with pants down, insert finger in your ass, pull out, and pretend to lick it, or if you really want to, lick it. bet they get drift in hurry, and think of the laughs you’ll get anyway. it will be worth it.
Uh…ummmm…don’t look?
only the real ripe ones kitty.
I don’t care if people pick their noses as long as they don’t eat it.
When I worked in the UK, the weekend supervisor at a attraction I worked at was a notorious nose-picker!
what makes them douchebags? i’m actually curious to know…
Aaaahahahaha awesome! Admit it I think everyone has done it at least once in their life time :p
Fuck off, OP, it’s not like they flicked it at you for staring.
What the hell yo…. I don’t see anything wrong with nose-picking if there is something in there bothering you and you’ve got no tissue. Obviously you should head for a sink as soon as you can, but there are times you really don’t have another option, and hard crusty boogers can be pretty frigging annoying. Especially when latched right onto the septum.
Besides, it’s far more sanitary than scratching your balls or your ass. And people simply laugh at people who are caught in those acts.
My little guy was picking his nose in his car seat and when I questioned him he said “I’M JUST PICKIN MOM, I’M NOT EATIN!”….I LMAO. He hands me boogies all the time…I can’t complain cause he’s right…he’s not eating them.
“Besides, it’s far more sanitary than scratching your balls or your ass. And people simply laugh at people who are caught in those acts.”
Yeah. If you’re a GUY, maybe (well obv on the balls). A lady with her hand down her pants scratching her bits doesn’t really garner much social acceptability these days (and I doubt it ever did).
There are FAR worse things than picking your nose in public, guys. While I usually bear the uncomfiness in public, I don’t fault someone for making themselves more comfortable. Though after flashing my panties to all the construction guys this afternoon, I’m rethinking my stance on the embarrassment factor of being caught picking your nose. Don’t wear a flowey skirt in the wind, ladies — and if you do, wear a long trench when you go outside in said wind. I’d rather be caught picking my nose than flashing my bum.
Though… I got a few winks and the door held open for me so….
*facepalm*
OP…at least they don’t have their fingers up your nose ~8p
Unless of course that’s the real reason for your bitch ~;)
LOL I love pointing people like this out in public.
LOL @ P.K.
I have learned to always wear shorts under my skirts for just that reason 🙂
Since when was picking your nose illegal? To OP: Mind your own business you nosey bitch!
PK where was that? I miss all the fun.
i spend about 4 hrs per day behind the wheel of a vehicle- that means i spend about 5 hours per day with my finger up my nose. i dont just casually flick at the bottom of the nostril either I DIG!! i have been caught with my pinkie buried to the second knuckle scraping brain. my eye moves over in its socket to make way. its like facial fisting porn.
do you know what i say when somone stares at me with a look of disgust (or amusement)?
“that is soooo rude! i cant believe it!! you shouldn’t stare at someone who is trying to pick their nose!! ahem! have you ever heard of privacy??
all the yummy stuff goes on here. maybe we get to writing snot recipes next?
To use a phrase from the pro abortion camp – “It’s my body and I’ll do whatever the fuck I want with it”. If I want to scratch my ass, pick my nose, be a gym rat and bulk up, or couch potato and bulk out, it’s nobody’s busines but mine. If you don’t like it, then fuck you.