Why oh why do I have to be submitted to the dreaded nose whistler? Can’t you hear it? I can from all the way over here. If your nose if whistling, you either suffer from some sort of nose problem like a hole in your septum or you have a booger up there. Chances are it is a booger. Please take a kleenex, blow your nose, and get rid of the whistle. —If it whistles… pick it and flick it
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.


hehe, my cat has the worst nose whistle
I’d rather they just not flick in my vicitnity. kthx.
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode of Ned Flanders and Homer in church.
I love a pussy whistle once in awhile ….. sure beats a queef or a loud vart.
Nothing will douse a lit candle faster than a wet queef.
It could be worse. You could be sitting next to this guy:
http://www.snor.nu/images/flutes/nose%20fl…
Koda & TTFN. You “crack” me up.
o.p., their nose whistles, because it doesn’t know the words. and this is about the worst that will happen to you today, my fuck, your life is so sheltered.
better hope that it doesn’t snow, like in philly.
koda, queefs are fun to be around, golleeee gee.