This is to the inconsiderate pricks that DON’T live downtown and commute there, I live downtown and work downtown, I sold my car cause parking is hard to find unless you make good money to pay for parking, so now I ride a bike, which I would rather do any ways. I share the roads with massive heavy vehicals driven by monkeys, I WILL ride in the center lane to make my left turns, I will ride in the center lane if there is a turning lane and I’m going straight. There is no reason to drive right up on my ass almost rubbing my tire, there is no reason to honk your horn crazy like, I have to obey road rules as so do you, If I break a road rule I also get a traffic ticket and it GOES on my drivers record. I WILL OBEY TRAFFIC LAWS meaning if I need that part of the road I’M GOING to use it, and if you want to tailgate me then next time i’m doing a break check, and you can hit me, well who wins in the end? Me on a bike or you in a vehical, Law states if you hit some one from behind your responsible, so looks like I might get a little hurt but I get a new paycheck and your insurance goes up, hahaha asshole. Now you will think twice on tailgating a cyclist
—Smokinall
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
Then go the speed limit.
As for getting a big paycheque for getting hit? Good luck on that. Get your leg in a cast for 6 weeks and collect, if you’re lucky, $2,500.
Uh, yeah, not that I disagree with your bitch in general, but FYI, the whole ” Law states if you hit some one from behind your responsible” thing is not entirely accurate. You’re not always at fault when you hit someone from behind. It is rare that you’re not at fault but it does happen. And if they find that you intentionally hit the brakes so someone would rear-end you, you can be charged with fraud.
I’m with Bro Tim on this one. You do the speed limit while traveling in the left lane (and not planning to turn) and nobody will “tailgate” you. But since you can’t and you’re on my highway GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
So cyclists aren’t allowed to make left turns? That’s alright.. we’ll make three right turns to save you impatient drivers from having an aneurysm.
Speaking of aneurysm… Do you try hard at that Heathro or does it just come naturally? I wonder what “(and not planning to turn)” could mean in my last post? Hmmm
“Haha, you stupid people, with your cars and trucks and protective steel frames and big heavy wheels! Hit my piece of shit from behind and send my skull crashing into the cement curb, styrofoam helmet and all! I dare you! Who’s the loser? YOU are, you smelly! I’ll be sucking down liquid hamburgers, shitting my own pants, and laughing all the way to the bank, assuming the bank has a wheelchair ramp! And if not, I’ll just send my babysitter, which would be sweet, cuz then I can just kick back at home and gurgle at the wallpaper! Sucker! I obey road rules, so bring the ruckus!”
Never Wrong you’re right. Some dipshit pulled out of his driveway (on a hwy) and I hit him from behind. Everyone agreed on the distances and the judge basically asked the dip what sort of stunt was he pulling with the lawsuit. Needless to say I won.
Can we get a new tag, Tim?
Something like “Another fucking bike bitch” or whatever. Frig.
Yeah, but I think that would undermine the novelty of the tags. IMO, bitches here are divided into only 5 or 6 different subjects. Think of how classic ‘boring break up story’ is.
Share the road is my motto……………….But if your on a bicycle and you wanna be out with the big guys…………signal your intentions and stay with the big guys. Don’t play car one minute and then pedestrian the next.