Where is the Bitch/Love section in this weeks Coast?? I waited all week to see if I’d get lucky enough to have my “love” printed this week and NOTHING!? You guys really couldn’t find the space or the material this week to fill the page or what? I’m sure I’m not the only one who picks up the Coast to get a good laugh over the senseless bitching people do around here… what gives?! gawd!— Bitchless?!
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
bitch’n is not senseless; the more you bitch the less chance of postage 🙂
so o.p., if you make a comment here, why do you pick up a printed copy. a lot of stuff in this section never gets to print. what kind of dolt are you to not know that.
I agree, I love looking up that section in the coast, it’s good for a laugh to see what got printed.
Oh well, what odds.
I like picking it up to see what’s printed, too.
I was confused when I didn’t see it this week either.
I’m still honked about the paper’s abolishment of the best bitches AND the best responses. It’s too bad because the LTWWB board offers such a good balance of posters – we’re an unappreciated gem, Bitchers! Fuck, do a story about the Kraziness That Is Kay or about some topical post that generated the most responses. We deserve to bitch in print!
Just sayin’.
I guess they needed to save money on the print… They needed to publish Kimber’s exposè on the “unjustly” prisoned Corey Wright. Bloody article might as well be an ad for his rap album.
You got that one right Herr Doktor. Kimber might just as well have published the King’s J-School syllabus with fill in the blanks spaces.
Play the race card – CHECK
Sow enough reasonable doubt for an appeal/lawsuit – CHECK (note – this has future book deal written all over it)
Grudgingly admit previous criminal record while playing up the subject’s contributions to society (Fathering children, stabbing whack bitches who dissed him, not being a snitch, Freestylin’) – CHECK
Blame the racism/incompetence/laziness of the police. – CHECK
Play up the importance of “community values” over such modern bourgeois constructs as truth and responsibility (see not snitchin’ above) – CHECK
Neglect to interview the dead man’s companions on the grounds that being in the American military they must be professional liars (the Jane Fonda theorem) – CHECK
Blame the victim – CHECK
Invoke Donald Marshall – CHECK, CHECK & CHECK
Here’s an interesting theoretical exercise for Kimber and his kids. If Junior had served the minimum amount of jail time for all the shitbird crimes he committed after being exonerated, would it have been more or less than the time he served for something he didn’t do?
Maybe because you’re boring. Just sayin’
Yawn….it’s Monday….you put me nearly asleep.
I don’t think I have checked the actual printed pages since my Chicken guy love was in there….
I do loves me some chicken guy.
that didn’t sounds quite right….
I take that back.
we know what you mean zZz