With all the harping and bitching that goes on about drinking and driving, we have approximately 2 questions to pose to the NS Government. First off, why the hell are the liqour stores so far away from people’s houses? Jesus Christ, just privatize that shit already. We’re not Moses and we don’t feel like walking 40 days and 40 nights to pick up our $14.95 bottle of Jost. Everyone would be alot happier and alot SAFER. Second, why isn’t there a drunk bus that drives around and picks people up from the bar? Frig. Cabs are too unrelaible, expensive, and sketchy. Viva la drunk bus.
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2008.