You little twit. You clearly don’t understand every movie theatre’s policy of texting during the movie is NOT permitted. Somehow, you felt this policy did not apply to you, so I took the liberty to remind you that the rules do apply to everyone by smacking the back of your head rest as a GENTLE reminder. —Curb Uninhibited Neurotic Texting
This article appears in Jul 26 – Aug 1, 2012.
well done, but you should have smacked their head
several times
OB. Love the handle. Very creative.
Finally someone who doesn’t write a bitch about what they would have done or liked to have done or what somebody else should have done! Good on you, OB!
Maybe I’m asking for a new asshole but if it wasn’t making noise who gives a shit? If their phone was making a noise as it received texts or as the texter was typing then totally valid bitch. Either way good for you, act now bitch later!
I went to a movie a few weeks ago, and before the feature was a little rules of the theatre video. One of the rules was no smart phone use at all—and one of the clips used to illustrate it was the halifax dog-you know, the one who wants bacon-
The promo went something like: videos and texting are fun…but not while a show is playing…with a big forbidden sign over a bunch of examples. Please be courteous to your fellow viewers blah, blah, blah…
Funny that this runs in the US, but not in Canada— Maybe the theatre owners thought the audience didn’t need reminding?
Well, some people just need to learn the hard way.
We get the rules here too Xeno … people just ignore them.
Madeinthe80s … for me, it’s the brightness level of the phone/smart phone screen … it can be a distraction.
“well done, but you should have smacked their head”
“several times”
That would be an amazing way to get an assault charge against you. Humorous that even adults think physical violence is the best solution to minor problems.
Someone is driving too slow on the highway? Force them to the side of the road then attack them.
Someone is talking loudly on their cell phone? Stab them.
Someone bumped into you and didn’t apologize? Follow them home and burn their house down.
Fucking wankers.
agree with hfx_godzilla.
The civilized thing to do would have been to politely remind them to stop using the phone, and to let them know it was distracting you. People normally respond to verbal instruction. Physical confrontation can go sour pretty quickly.
The fact that OB slapped the back of the head rest instead of actually saying something just demonstrates the fact that he/she is an immature and passive aggressive twat.
Someone dumps toxic radioactive waste in the ocean and it causes a mutated form of reptilian gigantism – Stomp their metropOlis. STOMP IT LIKE A BOSS!
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i’m a pillock not a wanker and i have never hit anyone but i dream about it
“i’m a pillock not a wanker”
and you’re super awesome!
Oh and I got your pics, but the files were too big to open on my iphone, so I’mma open them this weekend when I crank out my macbook (it’s been weeks since I”Ve used it).
🙂
Zilla, you live in fairview!
gotta learn the rules early or you’re in trouble.
the bright flickering screen in the corner of your eye is definitely distracting….
it’s not a matter of noise… it’s a matter of focus.
PK, I think you confused LTWWB with IM or e-mail. Bugger off, please.
Painey pics? Hope I’m on the mailing list.
Feck I love this site. So much better than IM or e-mail.
I fucking love you, Uncle Ivan. 🙂
“the bright flickering screen in the corner of your eye is definitely distracting….
it’s not a matter of noise… it’s a matter of focus.”
remind me to pull out the ol’ iPhone if I’m ever in the same theatre as you, wankerzZz.
the shitty iphone that dies with less than a day’s use?
g’luck wit’ dat.
I wasn’t denying that it’s annoying when people text. I was pointing out that resorting to physical violence to such a minor problem is pretty ridiculous.
“PK, I think you confused LTWWB with IM or e-mail. Bugger off, please.”
You must be new here. PK has been raping LTWWB for a very very long time. She just fucks it into submission.
Good job OP!
“PK has been raping LTWWB for a very very long time. She just fucks it into submission.”
Would that we were all similarly blessed, my chimerical green chum.
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“the shitty iphone that dies with less than a day’s use?
g’luck wit’ dat.”
Not that hard to keep an iPhone battery going for an entire day. 90% of the folks in my office have iPhones, and they’ve only ever once had to charge theirs during the day. As long as you plug it in at night, you’re fine for the entire day.
And even if it didn’t last all day, at least I’ve never experienced a major service disruption. Not like you can just plug your shitberry in and the network will magically work again, WankerzZz.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_….
at least I support a Canadian company.. even if it is ailing at the moment and disgraced for drunken execs.
glad you’re proud of yourself.
still sitting here chewing my lip and trying to figure out what is so wrong about stabbing someone for speaking too loudly on their cell phone in my presence? I mean, I can see the objection to burning down someone’s house, I grew up with Smokey the Bear warnings, collateral damage and all that. But stabbing’s so nicely precise! (yank, yank)
hehe http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/compl…
spork? is that like SPAM (spam, spam, spam and eggs) ?
aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I keel you!
bloody vikings http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I_d8dd4a_…
iPhone’s FTW. Just sayyyyyyiiiiin! I always keep the brightness in my screen all the way diwn to cobserve battery life but it sure is a bitch when you try to use it outside in sunlight. And it’s my understanding that RIM is past being in trouble and is actually beyond the point of no return. I don’t give a fuck if they’re Canadian I’ll proudly buy whatever phone I want. I’ll never understand people who deny themselves things they want out of some misguided sense of obligation. If you’re not hurting someone do what you want otherwise you’re just a bitter dummy wagging your finger at people who just don’t fucking care.
Zilla is the voice of reason.
The worm has turned, or in the vernacular, the woim has toined.