To the guy at the bus stop in front of the grocery store on Joseph Howe at 3:15pm on Wed: For the love of everything, please put a shirt on. Sure it was a hot, sunny day, but that doesn’t mean you need to stand at the bus stop with your shirt off. No one wants to see your moobies and nasty back hair. Metro Transit has a rule that you must wear a shirt so I don’t understand why the driver didn’t say anything to you when you got on the bus. Every bump had your moobies and belly a bouncing… yuck. Plus, it’s unhygienic for the people that have to sit in the seat after you leave. —Shirts Please!

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  1. Sounds reasonable enough. Metro Transit needs to enforce rules if they are going to make them. For the comfort of all.

  2. ok, so, a little off topic here but…in the interest of just wanting to know…which is it ladies, hair or no hair on the torso? I think we can safely put painy down as for hair…or was that just Tom Sellick? lol Honest opinions please.

  3. paingirl – yum!

    OP and all – this is why I wash my hands as soon as I walk in the door, change clothes and wash my hands again. EW

    but if it was Tom in the seat before me I’d never bathe again….:-)

  4. any guy with an extra 10+ pounds will favor the lumberjack look…
    which is nearly everyone.

    even a little pudge makes you look fat when you’re shorn.

  5. Fair observation, zZz. I agree with that.
    And, umm…painy?…it’s avast, not 195. (Wow, someone’s all flustered! lol)

  6. Definitely hair. But there is a limit. I gag in anticipation of the pictures I’m sure will follow!

  7. >: 0 Oh Painey – I don’t know which image is more disturbing, Clown Gacy or Zardoz Connery. At least Sean did a hell of a lot of good for the world, both before and after that flick. And, that Webley .455 he’s carrying forgives a multitude of sins.

  8. maybe we should try for another round table before you head off. thanks subiz, that scene was rattling around in my brain

  9. OP, you should see the nasty looking fat people at the beach. Gross. Where are those Japanese whaling ships when you need them.

  10. some chics have hair down to their ass and they dont tuck it in when they are on the bus. thats just a fucking disgusting as back hair.

  11. I think that if you are not at the beach, pool or somewhere in the immediate vicinity of water then the shirt should stay on. Nothing looks dumber than some dude walking around downtown with no shirt on, no matter what shape he is in.

  12. in toronto women have won the right to go topless

    if Halifax wants to do the same, it would a good idea to allow them on buses.

  13. SS Fat Guy would make a great name for a yacht.

    Hey, seb, they’re probably herding your friends into coves mistaking them for dolphins when they make those fruity mating calls that sound like dolphin vocals.

  14. Take a picture. Don’t send it to Metro Transit. Send it to local media and get the driver punished. They shouldn’t be letting fat sasquatches on the bus.

  15. come on o.p., fess up, you were turned on, weren’t you? don’t try to con us bitchers, we know better.

  16. and painy sweet thang. you would hate me then, hair all over, but usually trimmed to look semi human. us sasquaches have to mate too.

  17. “does that apply to women as well?”

    Yep. Fat hairy women are just as guilty of their crimes against humanity.

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