If you don’t fit in the bus seats, please don’t squeeze between me. Gross. —Skinny Minnie
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2015.
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“Squeeze between me”???? I hope he used a condom.
You need one just to ride the bus these days… to prevent the rolls from coming in personal contact with you. Honestly Halifax, lose some weight – even if for your health!
It sounds like something The Flyspeck would do. Just be thankful he’s a lightweight, in every respect.
Are you really asking fat people to stand? psssh not happening.
i have wide shoulders, thick legs, and thin waste(tiny ass) and still i couldnt fit in the seats that the buses provide. yesterday, a little lady from North Preston area took up her seat and a bit of mine as well, forcing me to hover a bum cheek off my seat. I outweigh her by 120 lbs and she still took up more room than i do…imagine that.
Maybe the obese should be offered seats with exercise cycles that generate energy for the bus. Kill two birds with one stone.
This is why after five years of taking the bus I’m glad to get in my car every morning
Fat people should have extra wide big ass seats, to go with those extra large meals they eat. No offense though, fat people. You da bomb.