I guess it must be time for me to move. The reason being is that I live in the north end of the city and it is very hard to get any sleep. I have a job where I must get up very early so I must go to bed very early in the evening and therefore I cannot get an uninterrrupted sleep because this damm old sports car drives by my house with a very loud motor with loud rumbling mufflers. At times the driver will stop and light it up. Why does this person have to act so immature and have no respect for others? There are race tracks available if this driver wants to race his car. Do you think that I am being unreasonable? That is my bitch. Have a nice day. —Sleep Deprived
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
Watch for the car, get a lisence plate number and lodge a complaint with the police.
Because, SleepDeprived, Jeezz…don’t you know that gunning your engine and doing tire-melting burn outs totally turn chicks on? I mean totally! Like, all the way, cream-their-jeans, leave-a-spot-on-the-seat turned on. And if you can do it while wearing a shiney red or silver nylon bomber jacket, (sleeves rolled up), cigarette in your teeth AND a mullet….ha!Well …fahgitaboutit, man. It’s game over. Putty. Chicks are powerless to resist that shit.
What is with all these shittily written bitches today? I want to gauge my eyes out after two sentences.
I guess it’s only the illiterates writing bitches today ffs.
teehee *gouge*
Meh. At least it’s better than the “mopar classic car” bitch. 😛
ear plugs
Sleep deprivation causes insulin desensitivity, and lowers a hormone associated to hunger and weight control.
Please take your sleep seriously.
The thumping bass sound is what I could never understand, I’ve never been in a car with it but is it a song or just the bass thumping, what’s the point, of course just add it to the douche pile.
smile&wave, I think it’s something like, “Hey everybody! Look at me! I’m driving! My car stereo costs 3 times more than my piece-of-shit car does! I will proceed to demonstrate that fact as I go riding through your neighborhood with the volume set to 10! What do you mean? Everybody likes gangster rap! My back window vibrates! Aren’t I cool? I’m a waspy white kid from Bedford, but I dress, talk and act like an inner city youth from Crenshaw L.A.! Aren’t I just totally gangsta? Honda Civics are the best! I have even made the effort of spending hundreds of dollars, buying and installing an aftermarket exhaust for my car…..that makes it sound like it has no exhaust at all! That just blew my mind! I have a small penis!” ….or SOMETHING like that. Douche pile it is.
being an ex stock car driver, i can honestly say, no, there are no tracks currently open. they are all closed for the winter. too bad you never saw or heard my old 57 chevy. you would have the ground was quaking.
Very detailed avast0, thanks, kudos on the waspy white kid remark.
Smash their windows. Errr..I mean call the police. I’m in the same situation except replace “damn old sports car” with “retarded young ghetto boys” and that’s my life!
OB, find out where they live. One strategically placed nail near each of the four tires will solve it.
yeah seb, one in front, and one in back of each tires, to make doubly sure.
This makes me think of that malcolm in the middle episode.
Whatever you do OP, don’t build a homemade speed bump. It just makes everything worse.
Holy fuck, another career LS has had, by my calculations you have to be at least 236 years old. Is there anything you can’t do besides spell, use capital letters and know when to use the all elusive comma?