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Who the F are you to call me a fruit? You are no different.
Sure, you are hot, and your cousin, Bell, is sweet. Sure, it might be great to specialize, but unlike you, I’m versatile…
—T. Mato
This article appears in May 9-15, 2013.
9 Comments
did they call you a tomato? technically it is a fruit
Should have called you Stoopid, like this Bitch.
Waiting 15 minutes is better use of the land than it sitting empty for days on end.
Perhaps this person was a certified fruit detector? Did you ask for a badge number?
I believe you also have alias of ‘love apple’?
You’re both fruits not that there’s anything wrong with that. Beans and peas are fruits. A fruit is any product of a fertilized flower. Reg provides answers.
Do I want to know what “specialize” means? I can barely get threw savage so no. I’m good.
Why did I get two dislikes? It was the beans and peas wasn’t it? Shattered old myths. You people can’t handle the truth!! ahahaha
Actually Reg, they’re legumes.
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