Stop reporting about the car accident a certain pro golfer got into! First of all, no one gives a shit. Second of all, this is NOT news! I’ve seen it urgently discussed on FIVE reputable (or so I thought) news stations already! This is the sort of thing entertainment news does, celebrity gossip and speculation. One station even quoted that Mr. Pro Golfer wanted to keep the accident a private matter, sweet irony. There are more news-worthy stories out there, do your job and find them!
–Val
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.
You’ve given it too much thought and attention already. ….just stop paying attention to them.
I feel privileged to say that I don’t know who you are talking about…and I don’t want to know.
Shhh… 😉
it was the lead story on the cbc last night ffs
Nothing else is happening in the world and mainstream news media outlets are celebriwhores.
Tiger’s a genius. When the media can’t get their fill of evidence they spin into a tizzy and take down every other media source with them. This will go on for weeks and probably take precedence over Iran’s latest nuclear activity….
What? Exactly.
I think its quite interesting that one of the richest athletes in the world, got beat with his own golf club, by his super-model wife! Phaaaa, makes my problems seem miniscule.
The REAL news stations should leave this shit to TMZ or Perez Hilton…..pretty lame that is makes National news!!!
Just wait till the press finds out his tags were about to expire and that someone was walking their dog within 500m of the SUV. Then you’ll see news. All it takes it an endless source of mitigating factors. Once the media ask if they’ve gone too far with the coverage, you’ll know the nightmare is over.
The evidence is right in the open. Said golfer, cheated on said wife, then to show remorse he downed a bottle of pills and when his wife found out and proceeded to beat him, he took off so as not to take a golf club to the head.
It was self defense, she is going to jail for this.
SOme golfer on crack hits a tree in his yard – yea yea worthy news for the next ten weeks and wait for it yes here it comes – bam get a 102 dollar ticket which of course the cameras will have to follow him all week to show how he paid it haha fuckin me –