This is to the asshole I met on a certain online dating site.
We met in person at a pub. You looked me over and told me “Uhh…You should have listed your body type under the extra-pounds option!” then muttered a sorry and took off. I AM A SIZE 8, NOT 14 PLUS!!! Which is why I listed myself as average. I have some meat on my bones, but I am not FAT! Are you fucking stupid? You saw my photos, which included a recent full-length one. If I was larger than you would have liked, then don’t ya think you would’ve been able to judge by that photo and not wasted my time meeting me?!
On the other hand, I know I’m not super tiny, that’s the other reason why I put average. If you wanted a chick without even the slightest jiggle, why the fuck didn’t you just talk to the ones who were listed as thin or athletic!!
You’re a piece of dog shit and you’re gonna be single for a very long time! —Dodged a Bullet
This article appears in Nov 29 – Dec 5, 2012.
since when did size 8 even become average? marilyn monroe was a 14.
op your name says it all…. what a creep.
Teehee.
piss on them o.p., there is always the love the way we bitch dating site, or have you been under a rock for awhile?
here you go op….. http://pinkmsg.wordpress.com/2010/03/31/si…
he’s an idiot.
No, I disagree. People use the “average” option without thinking how the “average” person defines that term.
I would suggest that, using today’s definition, that having “some meat on [your] bones” is NOT average. And if you’re “not super tiny”, average isn’t the descriptor, for certain! A picture tells a thousand words, if it’s current. Otherwise it’s just telling lies. How current was that pic? How far in the distance were you? How obstructed were you in the pic? It’s all about perspective (right art students?).
He didn’t find you attractive because you didn’t fit his definition of average; but that doesn’t make him a piece of dog shit.
I suspect your vitriol comes as a result of having low self-esteem or from a lack of self-worth.
i forgot to metion this o.p., you should have checked me out before.i’m taken now, and my woggie, on a scale from 1 to 10, is a 25 or better. eat your fucking hearts out guys.
he is an idiot, to me, because of his behaviour when they met not because of his preference in body types. muttering ‘extra pounds’ and ‘sorry’ and taking off immediately is not civil behaviour. (unless one is comparing it to racing around swinging an axe)
a person puts themselves in an emotionally vulnerable position when meeting a stranger from an online service, and to be slapped in the face like she was, well, that deserves a little vitriol.
people who outright lie on their online data, then foolishly meet someone in person thinking that magical fairy dust will change their appearance, deserve what they get. the posting sounds affronted just enough tohave been honest about the details.
Hey, Blow Me. You can have that dried up old schnizz, it’s probably like trying to stuff a marshmallow into a piggybank anywho.
Snooki wears a size 8. ‘Nuff said.
harper, if you met the real woggie, you would shit bricks and smack yourself so fucking hard for saying what you just did. she is absolutely beautiful.
BLOW ME, does the schnizz have teeth? You jelly? jk
All the best, we need more love in this world.
Her size is secondary, his behavior at the date is what makes him dog shit. You insult somebody’s appearance and then take off!! That’s beyond unacceptable.
What’s average? Something between skeletal and ultra plus size? Size 8 sounds about right, i don’t know. What a dick!
Did he think the camera she used to take her own photo was a trick camera that made her look thinner and prettier?He was a FN dick.
Hell I want to know where she bought that “trick” camera.I can use some help.
Size 8 is hardly ‘a few extra pounds’, unless you’re 4′ tall. Maybe the weight classifications should read “enjoys sustenance” or “pushes food around the plate, salad-eatin’ bitch”. There are 2 year olds with better manners than this ass hat. You summed it up nicely: there’s a reason he is single. He probably had an eensie weensie penis…or so says my spidey senses
Regardless of whether the picture was recent or her description truthful, this guy’s behaviour was atrocious. Dishonesty should not be responded to with a denigrating and hurtful insult. No wonder so many women (and men) spend countless unproductive hours worrying about their body image.
Disclaimer: I would say the same thing had the OB been a male and the date been a female.
Hey Blow: Thanks for the compliments honey. You aren’t too shabby yourself sweets. Yup the old Wogdog is taken boys so yeah eat your hearts out. I knew there was a soft sweet heat inside you Blow. Sometimes you can just sense it even though your posts are severely funny and sometimes a little crass, I said that from day one, I could still see something sweet in you. That’s not to say you couldn’t take care of business IF you had to! You could, that I KNOW. Yup you’re a perfect gentlemen. Furious and Stephen – you’re just jealous that’s all. The cream ALWAYS rises to the top, right Gary? ;)xoxo for now sweetie. You never told me what you thought of the nice supper I made you the other night? I guess it was ok or I would have heard otherwise. Looking forward to seeing you again soon honey!
OPPS forgot to comment on the bitch I got so carried away with my new sweetie, Gary!
If he thinks a size 8 is large he hasn’t been around much. That will tell you what you are missing. Nothing. If you’re anything like me you don’t want to have to teach them what they don’t already know at this point. You did dodge a bullet OP, by the sounds of it this loser knows zip all about a real woman. Nursie probably has it right!
Now Blow, on the other hand, knows his way around AND knows how to treat a woman like a lady. Thanks sweetie…..xoxox
Gross.
THE FEMALE’S OBSESSION WITH BODY IMAGE
“I have some meat on my bones, but I am not FAT!!” Dodged Bullets
Perhaps the most distinctive difference between males and females is the latter’s obsession with their body image. In a male, such an obsession would be seen as little more than preening, little more than an unwarranted narcissism. But why is it accepted as a normal part of female behaviour? What is going on?
Does it relate, perhaps subconsciously, to a governing conception of her sex appeal which, in its turn, is related to her attractiveness to the male who will then proceed to (a) inseminate her and (b) provide the material conditions for the successful rearing of the ensuing offspring?
In other words, is the female’s obsession with her body image ultimately a matter of conforming subconsciously to some genetic Master Plan, to some hidden Darwinian imperative?
Discuss, with answers of no more than 200 words. Marks will be awarded for spelling, grammar and style. The successful candidate will meet with Montrealman with an eye to fulfilling (a) and (b). Well, (a) anyway.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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do i win?
Sooooo….Wigpig. What do you cook for a man with no teeth? Oatmeal? Mashed potatoes and peas? Or do you chew it up and spit it in his mouth, like a good little mama bird? Did you guys do it on top of the pile of trash in the background of his avatar pic?
Ewww SHITD.
woggie, you are a sweetheart, and sorry, i forgot to mention our loverly meal together. but i didn’t want you to get all excited before the main course, ME. yes sweetie, we will do it again, and again, and again. i can be just like that energizer bunny. til we meet again.
I like your style, Good Dog. Bonus points
woof!
Oooohhh – we got us a little 50 Shades of Gary going on. >: )
Not the first LTWWB LoveMatch, but have at ‘er , kids.
if he doesn’t find you attractive, he doesn’t find you attractive. He has ever right to not be attracted to you. He’s an asshole only in how he handled it.
and woggie my sweet, the supper was great, but the after meal dessert was better, i could eat that all day.
Clearly a lot of female commenters… and female wannabes…
harper you old shithead, no, we weren’t at my place. matter of fact, i can eat anything that you could, just not corn on the cob. that pile of trash was just after i moved in here, and didn’t have a chance to sort shit out. but you know something. after this weekend, it might look like that again. i have to clean out my storage locker and go thru the numerous computer stuff i have.
but thanks for showing us all what an idiot you really are ( WE already knew it). and woggie is a fantastic cook, among other things, so again, eat your fucking jealous little heart out.
People have every right to choose who they want to be with, whether it be based on their race, gender (LGBT friendly!), religion, size etc. But at least be classy about it. Follow through with the date and let them know you just weren’t feeling it. Walking out on someone as soon as you see what they look like is just crass. Plus i always like to think that having a little extra gives something for the guys/gals to hold on too;) I wish you luck in the dating world, i am sure you will meet someone who appreciates you for everything you are:D
You know after reading all the posts, no one has bothered to mention that the ‘Guy’ came to meet someone ….who he immediately found, he didn’t find attractive & had absolutely NO Interest In !
So does he string her along & pretend to be interested , la, da, la, da, la . No he according the the OP makes a comment that is taken as derogatory, but it is simply his opinion that she should have listed her weight as heavier, & he then said right away ,he’s not interested & left.
In my opinion , that’s better than stringing her along & possibly getting her hopes up before never responding to her again. I personally haven’t got any problem with honesty ….I might not agree with someone & their honesty may offend me. I also reserve the right that the OP also has, & you the reader have, to call him/her an asshole, but that is simply her/my/your opinion . None of that changes the fact …. at least the ‘Guy’ was honest & forthright . So while in her opinion he’s a piece of dogshit ! I disagree.
How about an apple?
Sheeeeesh, OP, you’d think being single is a bad thing! To some it is a preferable state of being. No drama. No relationship power-struggles. No compromise. No inter-dependence.
he was rude and an asshole for not taking the time to get to know her….. however….. ive met lots of women off that dating site and let me tell you…. there are tons of women who think nothing of using a shot thats 10 years old, or photoshopped to hell or 70 lbs ago or find the most spectacular angled shot that hide the real them.
maybe he was tired of meeting women who lied to him about how they looked and figured the lies wouldn’t stop there.
You’re right about the photo’s, Brindi. This Captain has been duped before. Although the behavior of the guy was still douche-bagish, and the girl MAY have an inflated opinion of herself. But we don’t know the whole story, so…
Blow Honey you don’t have to dignify Harper’s jealous crude remarks with an answer. I know you a lot better than he does. His posts tell me all I need to know about people like him. He is jealous, bitter and ALONE. Need I say more?? Harper maybe if you could get some help with YOUR bitterness you would be a happier person inside and outside the sack. In your case outside the sack since no one could be that hateful unless they weren’t gettin any lately. Blow Honey you are a sweetie. What more can I say. I’m glad you liked supper. And, yes, the dessert was FABULOUS! You’re quite a man, Gary!!! 😉 in more ways than one!!! xoxo
Hey Harper is that a dog in your avatar picture? Okay I get it now. So you don’t know if you like women or men yet? Take it easy on the poor dog ok; he don’t know any better.
there might be bestiality in your fucked up christer head but not around here
back away from the dogs woggie. take your shots at the two leggeds. dogs and cats and snakes, if ya got ’em, are non combatants.
Wow, this has spiraled out of control!
And my Dragon… no making fun of her either.
would that be a pern dragon there cap?
PG and Good: Don’t worry about Harper I’m sure he’ll come up with some kind of mean and bitter comeback. Hey Harper if the shoe fits Woof It!
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i’m not worried about shitd, i’m worried about you and your fucked up ideas
Nahhh, those guys are all genetically modified, and I don’t usually go for that stuff. And she is neither friendly OR magical. It’s only my animalistic charisma that keeps me from ending up as a BBQ’d snack.
Temeraire!
MYOB PG. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. Little Harper can’t hide underneath your skirts forever. Some can dish it but they can’t take it. Harper is a mean bitter person and if he likes to bash others especially my little cutie, Gary, he’s going to get it back. Simple. Woof, Woof!!
last thing harper needs is defense by anyone, and he may be a person i wouldn’t pee on if he were on fire, but that’s not the point.
i don’t wear skirts, you crazy jebus freak
ooooooshakin in my shoes. not.
Someone is disliking my Dragon comments? Seriously? Why don’t you go not have fun somewhere else, mystery buzz-killer.
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“Now Blow, on the other hand knows how to treat a woman like a lady.”
He puts the money in a lavender-scented mauve envelope from the Martha Stewart “Apres Zig-Zig” collection and leaves it next to the bidet rather than making you bob for it like the rest of your clients.
Sorry Suckster, I wanted to stay out of this fray but your diplomatic immunity can only protect her so far.
Pope aka Col (Not!) Iv-an-Asshole (and probably uses it a lot out of desperation): your comments are about what I would expect from an asshole turned pope like you.
Blow, unlike you, is a perfect gentleman. Like I said, He knows how to treat a woman, in many ways other than the obvious one. And you, on the other hand couldn’t get a woman if she was the last one on earth.
Stick to PG, Molly and the rest of the dog lovers. They tend to think along your same lines.
…lavender scented envelop…. mmmmm… we’ll have to add that to our repetoire Gary….. great suggestion Iv’an’asshole.
What about the Dragon lovers? (we always get excluded from things)
Holy shit. I think I have to flip to the love side for a minute…
You have been forgiven, my child. Go ye out into the world and be ye as of a fisher of men.
Diggeth thou not for gold, nor for the precious stone that abideth in the earth. Useth thou, thy crusty muffin for good, only, and never for ill and thou shalt be assured a place to sup at the feet of the righteous.
Dominum Nostrum Plenun Vobisculum andwebeattheJewsatdominoes.
Ahh-Men.
hey cap, i suspect some people just go through and stab the dislike button on everything someone writes, no matter the content. kind of a principle for the unprincipled.
‘bob for it’ lololololol oh gawd, oh gawd. dyin’
don’t waste your time woggie babe, the comments just go over some of their pointy little heads. ivanski, i will protect my honey til the last drop of blood or breath. painy, come on now, play nice, i like dragons too. got a couple of them in basement apartment that i am training for a wizard up the road.
the golden she one is the dominant one, the silver male hates being saddled, but abides it tho. and hey now guys, i do also like dog and pussies. some more than others. we won’t bother ragging on harper anymore hon, he is smart enough to figure out his own dick yet, from everyone else’s. i heard he soundproofed his mom’s basement, so that no one would hear him cry, when all one of his friends show him dirty vids or pics. so sad, you have to pity that type. and molly, there is nothing wrong with the world, that a good swift kick won’t cure. lavender scent, brings all kinds of kinky ideas hon, must check a few things out before our next get together. i like the passion fruit lube myself, but hey, you just never know. that edible bikini looks like fun too.
i always play nice but when woggie starts going on about animals, i lose it
Tie Woggy up with her Rosary.
The Harper, bestiality remark was pretty fucking sick.
Woggy, you come out with such an uncalled for,obviously bitter comeback as accusing Harper of bestiality?Shame,you must have been through some shit in your life ,for you to show bitterness towards another one of God’s creatures let alone a defenseless dog who (I think)has passed on.
What happened to turn the other cheek?
Woggy a good Christian?
*serious comment alert*
gary, you know how i feel about animals. the very first posting i did here was my outrage about some morons i confronted who left their dog in the car at the grocery store. i believe you were one of the most violent in defense of the poor dogs, and have always claimed to love animals. i have always kept that in the back of my mind when reading your comments – respect for the worth of animals has always been part of the yardstick by which i measure the worth of a human being. i did have to slap your hand once when you made sexual comment to me, but that’s been the extent of it. no bad blood between you and i here.
so…if you were to actually start a relationship with that sanctimonious, bible humping, money grubbing priss instead of just pretending to for our amusement, would you go along with her calling dogs ‘shithounds’? where the little head leads the other follows?
This whole thread is just a clusterfuck of weird.
First of all: BLOWME and wogdog? I’m always the first one to say ‘everyone needs to get some’, but ewwwwwwww. Christ people, do you not have cell phones that you can sext each other on? Why does it have to be here? Noone wants to read this shite. Go crazy on each other like rabbid farrets, but please – leave the bitch board out of it?
wogdog: you are one hell of a psychopath if you think what you posted above about SHITD’s avatar is funny. He is FUCKING with you, you poor simple woman. He’s not alone, bitter or jealous (jealous of what, exactly?)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Beastiality? That all you got? You’ll have to do a lot better than that to make me angry or upset! It’s a little wierd that your feeble little mind goes right for something as detestable as that. Maybe you have some issues with beastiality, afterall you did started fucking that redneck, pig of a man. **SHUDDERED AND THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE**
Please do the rest of us a favor and not reference your sexual activity, or describe it in any detail, as the rest of us don’t want to picture two old welfare cases fuckin. I’m sure the rest of Halifax is glad that Blow Me is off the market, as there will be less waitresses asses pinched, and less Timmies girls (I’m sure) getting sexually harrassed now that he has your wrinkled, liverspotted ass to keep him in line.
PS; Boru, that wasn’t the dog that died. He’s still kickin!!
Phew! Glad ta hear the dawg’s still alive, SHITD. It would’ve been a shame otherwise, it’d suck to loose a good lookin animal like that. I’d be inconsolable if I ever lost me Dragon.
Heard back from law school yet, Blow Me? Top-o-the class I bet!
hahahahaha jealousy is an AWFUL sickness. Downright ugly it is!!! hahahahaha what a great laugh~ Harper my assumption of you STILL STANDS despite all the bleeding hearts on here. You can’t seem to decide who to bash harder, me or my sweetie. No matter, I still get a good laugh out of you though. Nice to know I have hit you in a spot that tingles. hahahaha!
Hey Harper: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Beastiality? That all you got? You’ll have to do a lot better than that to make me angry or upset! Really? Then you shouldn’t try to get the dog lovers on here to fight your battles, big man. hahahaha, yup hit ya where it tingled huh? The rest of this post of yours was just bitter, bitter, bitter. Jealousy harper will get you nowhere. Now get back into your mommy’s basement and be quiet or she’ll be down to take your dog away. And then where will ya be??? hahahahaha
as a matter of fact shitty, no i have not, and that pisses me off. but what the hell, i’ll just be my mean old nasty self to you. and by the way harpie old cocksock, i don’t pinch, bug, tease, or otherwise harass any females except some here that i still tease. maybe you shuld look into what you actually write here sometime. have you ever heard me say that i was on welfare, nope? and what gives you the idea that woggie would be? maybe you are looking into your little bewitched mirror and seeing yourself, as miserable as your life must be, and pretending your better than anyone else. woggie honey, don’t waste anymore of your time or effort on him, he is just too stoopid to get it. and as to our loverly talks on here, well why not. gotta derail a thread somehow, right?
and lastly, we don’t kiss and tell here, but if we did, we would be arrested for the very graphic details, and the wild time we have together. let’s just say that my woggie, is the only one who can keep up with me.
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Woggy Steve did nothing to get the animal lover’s to back him,you did by, making such an horriffic remark not only about Steve but,about his innocent dog.
Steve Sorry, my mistake. Nice looking dog.I miss my dog terribly.
PSS; Steve meaning to say that you aren’t innocent…
For all I know you could be the world’s oldest virgin.lol…
Actually, life’s pretty good. I’ma go upstairs in the morning, have a hearty breakfast and takes me ma to the foodbank. Life’s pretty sweet for the first two weeks of the month, huh? You know what I’m sayin? Right, Blow Me? Wink, wink…nudge, nudge?
Also, if you conduct yourself around women like you do on here, you are likely viewed as the “creepy old guy” to women wherever you go. According to PK’s account, you tried to slide on her. So, no…I don’t believe you are capable of “turning off your charm”.
How did any of the comments have to do with the Bitch? It’ like a spiral gone berserk!
Woggie transgressed the unwritten law GFB! She must be punished and soundly.
OP’s still dog shit IMO though if that helps.
i have no idea what harper means, so i won’t bother replying to him, or whatever it is. i was always fucking with kitty’s head, only in a fun way. she knows i was too old for her, and so did i. i tease all the girls here, don’t i painy, and gdm, i knew you had a lady with you.
i fuck around a lot, ivan knows that, and i do get pissed when some idiot thinks he/she is better than me or antone else here. we are all fucked, in one way or another. so bitch on that awhile, anyone. me, i have my fun, turning you on each other, and pissing others off, but in the end, who really fucking cares, it’s only a bitch board, right?
by the way paul, how’s things going with you and your lady, mail me sometime dude. the hatchet is buried, and you know i only fucked with you too.
Months ago you emailed me to ask me out; you seemed pretty serious to me.
Lord knows I made mistakes on this Board but,never have I insulted anyone like Woggy did about Steve and his dog.Not here,not ever.
yes boru, i did ask you out, you declined and it was done, right? as to your insulting anyone here, you are too much a youngun, in our bitch circles. we all have a go from time to time. just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. it’s free and mildly entertaining,sometimes.
but from time to time, you will find people, if you can call some that, will get your dander up, even tho they know fuck all about you, or have never met you in person. we have a name for them, trolls, and some are more apparent than others. and hey, what the hell, if someone can’t take it, they can always leave, or try to. self included.
so you see, we are just like real people here, just as fucked up, just as snooty, and just as persnickity as anyone else. but damn, it’s fun to pull chains every so often. you must try it. but be ready to give, as good as you get. them’s the rules in bitchdom.
No insulting children and animals.
Blow I know you’ve said some very insulting things to Paul and PK too. To PK’s credit she can take it as good as she gives it.I on the other hand can be very sensitive about certain topics and tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.
Thats your tuffluck BORU. Grow a pair and toughen up a little honey. Don’t you ever get sick of your own friggen whinnin. You and Painy are becoming boring and a pain. Life ain’t a bowl of cherries ya know. Yes I still stand by my comments and have thoroughly enjoyed the laughs, especially from you Blow honey. What a bunch of bitchers. Great for a laugh though! hahahahah
“Notice of Correction”
In my last post on this thread, I referred to OP as dog shit. My humble apologies OP. It should have read that OP’s date is the dog turd (with some grated cheese on top).Again, it is not OP that is the dog shit but OP’s formerly online and then meet in person date for the evening. This has been a message from the Troodon network.Carry on.
Fun is fun sagbags, but you’ve just tapdanced into Sebastian territory. Consider yourself excommunicated.
Gary, have all the guilt-free fun you want, but don’t let her tamper with the contents of your’medicine cabinet. >; )
RSVP
: Pope Ivan the Semi-Lucid (12/05, 1:23PM)
“He puts the money in a lavender-scented mauve envelope from the Martha Stewart ‘Apres Zig-Zig’ collection and leaves it next to the bidet rather than making you bob for it like the rest of your clients.”
That’s interesting. I never realized that they had bidets in Dartmouth.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
^^ that would be the bathroom vanity sink in d’mouth, mm
That’s just what Dartmagoons* call their toilets after their water has been shut off because they haven’t paid their bills for 5 months. *After getting bored with the terms Haligonian and Dartmouthian I issued an encyclical 2 years ago arbitrarily switching them up. Hence – Halifaxians and Dartmagoons.
d’mouth is to halifax as surrey is to vancouver, right? alrighty! fair game.
how does a girl in d’mouth turn off the lights after sex?
closes the car door.
I knowz you jus didn’t dis ma hood, Molly. Crichton Park 4 life, Yo.
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You might be a Dartmagoon if your Jack o’ lantern has more teeth than your mom.
You might be a Dartmagoon if you let your 14 year old smoke at the table. In front of her toddler.
Woggy Congrats on being the only woman I ever dealt with who is more bitter than myself.
BTW Woggy I don’t pride myself on how big my “Balls” are…..
Good Ol’ POF.
I have to say that size 8 isn’t really fat or large by any means but it’s not average either.
I’ve seen a lot of profiles on there that claim to be average and they’re far from it.
Average is really all proportional to the person’s size in general. If a person is big boned (wide frame) average is probably size 8 to 12. I dated a girl that was a bigger framed girl and she was size 12. Weighed about 175lbs. Was 5’8″. To that type of person she’s average. I also saw profiles on there for men and women that are listing themselves not only average, fit and slim and they were far from it.
It really all depends on the height and weight of a person. If a person is 4’9″ and size 8 with smaller and less dense bone structure, that’s a completely different shape from 5’11” size 8 with wider more dense bone structure.
I do have to agree there though, man people lie on the site. I met girls that were listed as average when they should have listed as a few extra pounds. I wasn’t rude to them but I didn’t exactly call them back. Not because of their size, because of the fact that what else are they lying about and pretty much takes the trust factor down a notch!
You aren’t bitter Boru. You’ve taken more hard knocks than a person should have to and haven’t given up. There’s the difference.
Pope Ivan Yea,I haven’t given up,for all that’s worth..People don’t pat me on the back for surviving some awful shit ,they stand behind me saying”there there,you’ll get through it ” while stabbing me in the back. People don’t give 2 fucks ;they don’t want to help me even after saying they care. Pope Ivan bitter,yea damned right I’m bitter……I’m also not as stupid as people think.
Randomness Honesty does mean EVERYTHING in any relationship.BUT,Be careful who your honest with….It must might come back to bite your ass,
Doesn’t matter what other people say, Boru. What matters is what you do.
And nobody I know thinks you’re stupid.
seconded ! boru, you know what that means? it means you have emotional strength.
I too have little time for smarmy fucks who try to tell you it will get better. But there is a difference between that and understanding that there are good days and bad ones.
Stay strong.
And on the lighter side:
You might be a Dartmagoon, if you ever had to take out a payday loan because you heard they hired a new girl at Ralph’s.
Boru: There you go with your negative whining again, and again, and again. Truthfully the people on here and probably everywhere else are really getting sick of your sad old story. They just don’t tell you so. Me, I’m different. I’m telling you so. Grow a set my dear and stop whining. Everyone on the planet has had a hand dealt to them they did not deserve. Stop wasting the rest of your life and ours boring us with the details. Talk about bitter AND negative. I pity the poor fools who have to actually spend any amount of time around you. You are a real downer. I think I finally get your handle: Boru = Bore You! And me! And the world! Move on For heaven’s sake girl life is too short to keep the whining up. Otherwise keep on and people will start offering you cheese with your wine! Your posts reek of ‘pity me, pity me, my life has been so hard….. pleeeaase!!!!
the world according to barf.. ^^
my morning prayer shall be..
lord, thank you from the bottom of my heart thou didst not make me wogdog, what a cesspit that soul must be.
I don’t think I’d put too much stock in what those two slugs say, Boru.
Take for instance, Wigpig. She starts out a bitter man hating twat, with nothing but disdain for men and their characters. Now she finds a dick to sit on, apparently any old dick will do, now she changes her tune and throws it in the faces of everyone who she believes may not be as “lucky” as herself. This proves one thing for sure, as much as she protests, that she relies on a man for her happiness. So she’s a hypocrite whose bitterness stems from her dependence on something she reviles.
Over 100 comments on this Bitch and about 90 percent are people shitting on each other. Sad.
OB, whether he liked your appearance or not isn’t the issue for you, it’s the manner in which he spoke and ran. It’s pathetic and his best feature was probably his back. You don’t need that shit.
Over 100 comments on this Bitch and only about 5 percent are about Dragons. Sad.
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Hey Harper: If You Only Knew the whole story dogman. You would be a man with egg on your face. In the meantime I shall relish your bullshit answer which could not be further from the wrong answer if you tried. All in good time, all in good time….
BUT I will say this: I WAS spot on when I said you were jealous. You ARE jealous, deadly jealous, of Blow. Imagine. You know, that guy you made fun of and called names. Wow, it’s nice to see that the old Wogdog had you pegged right. You and Boru should team up and bore the hell out of each other. Now THAT would be entertaining. Two Bitter Pills. Yuck….. 🙂
i know your not sleeping with suckalicious, my pretty
Woggy I was going to get nasty but really your not worth lowering myself to your level….BTW Woggy don’t flatter yourself by thinking you were solely responsible for upsetting me,Your opinion of me means nothing to me.Hell, you mean nothing to me.I’d rather sustain from sex longer than I have, than settle for a guy like that
.I do have a little self- esteem.I feel badly for you Woggy;it seems as though your lacking love for yourself,you have to insult others in order for you to feel good about yourself….. I’m not a religious person but,I will ask God to forgive you.
Woggy is the biggest, most meanest,probably the smelliest dragon of all. Just Kiddin’.
Thank you guy’s.
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I don’t think Paul has buried any hatchet, Gary. There are some things you don’t do and one of them is ‘cripple baiting,’ as Paul puts it. And honestly, the only thing your ‘playing around’ with me when you kept hitting on me did was make me uncomfortable. During that first summit your gushing about how adorable I was, to the eventual and perpetual horny passes at me on here was just creepy.
In any event, I don’t care WHO it is, no one wants to read anyone else’s sexts, especially on a public form. It’s not classy in the least and is really quite gross, especially in suckers’ and woggie’s case. Stop trying so hard.
Bore u: You’re welcome!! Now go out there and live er up honey! Put all that pity shit away and go get on with your life!
PG: Me and my honey don’t kiss and tell. Well, that’s not exactly true: We kiss, we just don’t tell…… hahahaha. Where you at today sweetie???
What the hell is cripple baiting? Also PK why keep holding that grudge. I got Gary now so you can relax and go back into hiding. He’s found himself a real woman and I doubt very much he will be going anywhere else anytime soon…. You had your chance and you blew it.
Woggy Why in God’s name do you think I’m thanking you?
Your Honey is gone trying to find his wrist watch.It went missing the day he fucked you.
LOL BORU.
That made me laugh.
In any event, I’m sure if everyone ignores woggie and gary, they’ll go away. Those two are nothing more than tactless attention whores.
ONE BIG LOL.
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“your bullshit answer that couldn’t be further from the wrong answer if you tried”
So I’m right?
Where’s your honey? Long line at the bottle depot?
There may not be much in the way of dragons on this thread but there is a fair bit of fire-breathing Captain.
Speaking of which, why are dragons so predominant in most cultures? Big, scary-looking and a lot live underground. Did ancient man stumble upon dinosaur fossils and try to make sense of them and, in the meantime, create a mythology? Finding their bones in the ground might have given the impression they lived underground.
Interesting that dragons in China are portrayed as feathered often and,at the same time, dinosaurs fossils with traces of filaments very much like feathers are found where? China.
Or even more interesting, is there some trace deep in our mammalian brain, some primeval memory of those beasts spawning the image of dragons. Is memory stored in DNA in some form? Imaging being some furry raccoon-size omnivore foraging in the Late Cretaceous and having to keep an eye for speedy, sickle-clawed raptors? Yikes.
Whoa, imagine herds of wild Dragons roaming around everywhere… yeah, we’d be toast.
Troodon, what if ancient man actually lived with Dragons? I don’t know how the crazy fuckers survived.
here i am woggie. was just trying to finish off a few things before dark, and it lasted longer than i thought. buddy had a lot of static and magnetic interference in his store, and we had to reroute fucking near everything away from it. but it is now done. p.k., tough fucking shit to you. yeah woggie, i think some are just jealous of the fact, that i and you are as one. and that you are such a hot number.
when i first saw you i thought, holy shit, she wants to go out with me? forget about harper and the other nay sayers here. oh captain serenity, i saw a new line of dragon gear down stateside, i think in rhode island. they had some nice stuff on their website. i just forget the name right now, will let you know, maybe tomorrow. ever hear tell of dragon seed, me either, but they are selling it there. whatever the fuck it is.honey, we had our fun, let’s not tease these dorks anymore on this thread, it is gone way beyond fucked up.
anyway p.k., if you think that, and paul, well then there is no hope for you. paul is a god guy, and damn well should know, that i was only pulling his chain, to get the rest here thinking that there was a big war with us. i respect paul for who he is. you ask col. ivan about the mail i sent him awhle back, telling him that i was only fucking around, to get a rise out of paul, which i did, and it went a little too far.
but paul took it like a man, and didn’t whine and cry about all his ails and pains and what the fuck ever. so, with this post, let it be done, boru, mdg. painy, and my honey, woggie. okay, let’s all play nice again, or our knuckles will get rapped by the bird lady.
I dunno man, you said some pretty disgusting shit to Paul. Just because it’s online and just because you decide to back peddle later on doesn’t make it ok. Before that I was like “eh, just a sad little old man,” but after you started going on about how Paul’s mind is ‘more fucked up than his body’ (to paraphrase), I completely lost respect for you. Fucking around or not, that was way out of line. You just don’t make fun of someone’s disability — doesn’t matter if you mean it or not.
I actually think you were genuine when you were going after Paul. After he called you out on your stories on here for being bullshit, you got pissed off and lashed out. Just like you lashed out about that summit where I didn’t get your email. Instead of being reasonable and saying respectfully “oh hay, did you get my email?” you lashed out at me (assuming I would purposely cut someone out of the summits — I had just been sending emails to those who had actually came to the summits — many others who only came to the first one or two and none after that didn’t get emails, either — I was quite hurt that you would assume I was being malicious in my intentions) and the rest of the bitchers saying you will never come to another summit. If you had’ve been reasonable, I would have explained that I didn’t get your email, apologized for the mix up and invited you to the next summit. Both of these little tantrums and shitty reactions on your part show a pattern.
I hope you and wogdog are happy. You two certainly deserve each other.
The only request I have, and I’m sure most others on here would agree with my request, is to use another form of communication between you and your significant other. Email, text, IM, Facebook messaging work quite well with getting messages to each other. Please stop using LTWWB to communicate with your partner. No one else does. Because it’s annoying.
But what do I know? I’m just a ‘little piggy.’
kitty, i’m not going to waste my time or yours by debating anything. you and anyone else can damn well think what you choose to. after all, this is sposed to be a free country, with freedom of speech and expression.
and on the sucject of derailing threads, you have to plead guilty to that also. more times than enough you start talking some bullshit about something or someone, like you are now. and you expect that to go unchecked, uhuh darlin’, never happen.
you can believe what you like about the email, bt i know the truth, and i know you do also. you really didn’t want me there, because of ” my hitting on you”. we aren’t all that stupid you know. and forget about me and woggie ever even thinking of going to one now, you have made it plain, that you, as supreme overlord of them, don’t want me or her around. paul gave as good as he took, i said that i respected and liked him for that. whatever you might think as bullshit, is your opinion, and yes, even you are entitled to it.
when someone starts name calling, do you sit back and take it. no you fucking don’t. and remember this, you were the one started going on about a lot of said, and i retaliated. don’t like the heat, then stay the fuck off the stove. as to woggie and i, disgussing our sex lives on here, how do you know it even happens, maybe it’s all a big show, to get a laugh or three. are you that sure that we are actually going out, are you sure that woggie is not actually me. you aren’t sure of anything, other than your own selfish attitude to a lot of people. sebastion, meaty, ploopy, and a host of others before them. remember kay, maybe that is her new personna, in the form of woggie, or seb, or any one of a dozen others you have dissed in the last couple of years.
so kitty, you see that you are not the end all dreams of everyone. and if you reply to this, i won’t give you the attention that you crave by trying to get a last one up on anyone.look in your own dark little closet, before you try to oust others little monsters. the biggest one is in your mirror, looking at you.
Eh believe what you want. *shrug*
i purposedly stayed up, to see if kitty would try to get the last word in, and i wasn’t disappointed either. but what can you say of someone that is that much of an attention seeker. the word i would use is, SAD.
BORE U: He may be looking for his watch who knows. All I know is time stands still when we are together so perhaps you are right. Maybe he is looking for his watch when we are apart he does have work to do. Right honey? And for the rest of you jealous heads, PK you too, and Bore U, I will use this forum to post whatever I wish. If my lovelife ticks you off and you don’t want to hear about our sexcapades then that tells me you are frustrated and should go try to get a little yourself. Bore U: Not so sure that celebacy is working for ya honey, that bitterness you emit is worse than fresh lime juice. SOUR. You need SOMETHIN, not sure what, but somethin to change your bitter mood.
Morning Honey! Hope to see you tonite. Bring your appetite because I have something edible that we won’t be eating at the table…. 😉 xoxoxo
The rest of you starved dogs can eat your heart out!!
Is it your ass, Wigpig? Is he going to make a meal of that nasty balloon knot of yours?
Balloon knot? Asses? O yeah…. reminds me of what a dog’s ass looks like. Uh huuh. But then again YOU would probably know a lot more about dog’s asses than I do right Dogman???? Nope the woggers deals with men. Period. Strictly men. Good lookin men like my sweetie. Hey Dogman whatcha doin up so early? It was a cold night maybe you’re in a hurry to head upstairs to mama’s place for some free heat. Good Lord man what guy on the face of this earth bunks in his mama’s basement at your age? You really need to cut the apron strings dogman. Now my sweetie, he got his own bachelor pad. A pretty nice one too as I recall. O sweetie, I meant to thank you again for fixing my computer. You are a whiz at that stuff honey. What would I do without you. Anyhoo,Dogman, nope it ain’t a dog’s ass I was referring to, in fact you’re not even close. But then again coming from the dogman, what more could I really expect.
I haven’t read Noami Kovik’s series, but the very idea of Dragons being used as a strategic weapon during the Napoleonic Wars is just so bloody cool!
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Nukka ain’t got shit on this!! I went away for a couple days and get to read this, thank you all. The best part was the dragons.
ivan you come up with the best books. what happens when we go to war hooked me at the sturgeon ……
a strange and wonderful book i just finished…dogs of babel.
Wigpig: that’s enough. You can stop it with the beastiality references now, ok? I take this shit personally, because when you talk about SHITD’s dog, you’re talking about MY dog too.
Enough is enough. Noone thinks you’re funny.
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POOP unless you make the rules on here you can kiss the wind my friend. I will post whatever I feel like posting. In my world dogs are dogs. Period. Nice enough, I like them but just don’t want one. In fact I often refer to them as shithounds. Which they are. Yours included. Also MYOB same advice I gave PK. And Dogman is dogman in my world as well. So get used to it.
painy ….eh zeus , but that is one ugly dog !
If he was mine ,he’d definately know how to walk backwards .
I’d reserve shaving his ass on top of teaching him to walk backwards though … wouldn’t want to humilitate him too much !
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I think Woggy’s reference to sex and animals I think says a lot on how her unhealthy mind works.People who are cruel to animals are also abusive to children.
Woggy FYI I’m going to ignore you after this (my last comment) on this matter.
First thing’s first: I’m not your friend, pig.
If ‘MYOB’ means Mind Your Own business (like i think it does), then please refrain from posting your fucking business on this board for people to read.
Second: stop claiming to like dogs when you’re clearly not a fan of them. It’s disheartening to the other posters here who have a healthy respect for animals.
I’d actually LOVE to let our 90lb pitbull take a steaming shit on your mug, so he could respectfully earn the title of ‘shithound’.
ah, the hate you fools have this day. kinda fills my black heart with hope, that one day, all this will be gone. and a big fucking smoking hole will be all that’s left on this planet.
but to each their own. i like dogs woggie honey, but not to exploit, like kids are too. there is a few people down south shore way that used to do this. laughed when one of them got nailed, and had to go to court. maybe that was harper, he seems bitter enough for that shit. as to having great ugly mutts to gaurd your kids, you will learn, at the funeral of said kids.
not all dogs are bad, just most of the owners. i think i’ll head out for awhile, gotta pick up my little one after school. she looks forward to being with her grampy, and i with her. so people, try not to lynch each other til i return, and if you do, leave corpse hanging, so i can have a look see. go get em’ tiger, will talk to you later. hope you had a good laugh at the post i put up at 2:52 this a.m., see yas.
Boring u: give me a break you are surmizing quite a bit there today honey. Bipolar much???? hahahaha
Honey I agree. I like dogs and believe it or not I like children. have a couple myself. If we were to believe all Boring U had to say we’d all be nuts just like her. And as far as pitbulls go, yes, I draw the line on those muts. They are a breed that should be banned. Period. While your at it throw in the others like PG, poop, Boring U, and Dogman. Poop a word of caution here: what you wish on others usually comes back on yourself. Watch out that steamshitter of yours don’t bite your ass off. They are a breed known for biting the hand that feeds them. Chow baby. See you tonite gary honey xoxo
You assclowns actually think I’m bitter? Lol, shows how much you know. I’m probably the least bitter person on the face of the planet. 99.9% of my comments are sarcastic and meant for my own amusement, and I must say I have been thoroughly amused for the last three days. I am the Troll King!!!! Thanks for the laughs, suckers!!!!
Typical.
It doesn’t surprise me that soemone as judgemental as you would be making such a sweeping, predictable generalization about pitbulls. In the 8 years we’ve had him, he’s never been anything by loveable, loyal and sweet. If anything he is protective of the two of us, and acts like he’s still a puppy who doesn’t know his own strength. I can take his food away from him mid-bite, and he’ll sit and wait for it to be put in front of him again.
You are just part of the problem, you hateful cunt.
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You know what’s truly *awesome* guys? How wog’s only trump card is “you’re just jealous!”
Um, I can say with 110% certainty that no one is jealous of you fucking suckers. No one. If that were the case, don’t you think he would’ve gotten LTWWB ass before now? He’s sure tried hard enough.
You have fun sucking his cat-piss-smelling dick, my friend. It’s a disgusting job, but I guess someone’s gotta do it, and who better than you, woggie.
my first experience with a pittie was at spca up north. she had just been brought in, i went to evaluate her, she climbed into my lap and started kissing. this was in the 80’s, and even then we had to turn away dozens of potential adopters because they wanted a ‘tough dog’.
assholes.
however, i have never understood why pit owners who claim they do not understand why people vilify the breed, put those godawful fight collars on the dogs. big spikes? what the heck is that for?
Is this a bad time to say Blow Me hit on me as well? Some of you seem to have had this happen so I thought I’d share my own experiences. I am not female so it was a little uncomfortable, then he mailed me a Tim Horton’s gift certificate to try and make up for it.
Paul has crazy legs? So he can’t dance or walk or do leg shit….it doesn’t mean he is less of a person unless you quantify a person via working body parts which in that case he would be less of a person. It’s not discrimination….it’s science.
Who the fuck is Paul?
“In any event, I’m sure if everyone ignores woggie and gary, they’ll go away. Those two are nothing more than tactless attention whores.”
Or you guys can just do what you did to me and act so fucking stupid that I stopped having fun shitting on your intelligence. I’m joking. I’m not. I hate all of you so much…..well not all of you….just the people I openly mock and make fun of. I hate those people and I had sex with their mothers.
^^ my mom says hi, and she misses you
I understand the fact that it’s likely the owners, etc… that give pitbulls a bad name. HOWEVER, as long as they have the potential to kill (which they do), they will never be my favorite animals. Aw hell, I just don’t plan like pitbulls. They’re ugly and if raised shittily, they can kill humans. If those two reasons aren’t reason enough, I don’t know what is.
When’s the last time anyone’s ever heard of a house cat killing a human?
Exactly.
And even cats who are ugly in comparison to other cats are still adorable.
Never openly mocked you GDM….I kinda want to now, but I’m pressed for time so you get a free pass. Your mother is a wonderful lady and I hope she has a lovely holiday.
i was feeling left out
yes ms kitty, but dog behaviour is a hobby of mine. you haven’t met enough of them, that’s all
Am I the only one who finds zilla’s schtick tiresome these days?
PK honey why are you SO ANGRY at poor Blow? Who cares really how many women he had. He is good at what he does. Can he help it? No. But hey if you say he didn’t get you then I can only say Thank God. Just in case crazy rubs off. At least I won’t have that worry about. And whoever else wants to add their name to the list go for it. It only tells me that I won’t have to worry about teaching him any new tricks as time goes on. As far as I can tell he has lots of experience and knows how to please a woman. What else is there? Love you honey 🙂
you know it’s a good thread when every time you need to click show more comments, the posts just above it while you’re waiting for rest to load are all over the map on different subjects.
PK: you seem to know an awful lot about Blows equipment, yet you say you never dated him. I think I get the picture now. Sounds like he screwed you and dropped you. Can you blame the poor guy? You, my friend, are a little hard to take for a steady diet. Why not concentrate your feeble efforts on converting the Dogman. Just think if all goes well you, the dog, and the dogman could all bunk up in mommy’s basement. Now….. those ‘cat piss smellin dick’ comments…. all you would have to do is fill in the blanks that are appropriate for the dogman. And Bingo you got yourself a dog lovin time!!! Have fun PK!
I don’t know why I’m even responding to something as stupid as Boghog’s blanket statement about pitbulls, but hey, fuck it. It’ friday!!!
Boghog, you useless waste of skin. Nobody here really gives a flying fuck what your opinion about anything is. You have proven to be a hypocritical waste of space in just about every comment you post, which is probably why you and that welfare bum get along so well. You two are complete idiots that rarely have anything to actually add to any conversation, except for Blow Me’s bullshit anecdotes and your mindless bible thumping rhetoric. If anyone or anything has the potential to kill, and has proven it through history, are religious groups. They are responsible for the deaths of millions of people, and the deathcount is still rising. Talk about something that should be banned…
There is no factual evidence that pitbulls are “born killers”, in fact, the evidence points in the opposite direction. They are one of the most affectionate breeds, and have a deep rooted compulsion to please those who love them, making them targets for douchebags and criminals alike. Vicious pitbulls are a product of their environment, not a genetically predisposed temperament. They do require a great deal more attention than other breeds of dog, making ownership a chore to those who do not have the patience or the time to train them properly. You cannot make an entire breed responsible for the actions of the few that the media sensationalizes.
So in short, I say “BOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU WHORE”.
i like the lizard’s shtick,pk. it’s vewy refweshing
Hey Dogman: Your words honey: ‘They are one of the most affectionate breeds, and have a deep rooted compulsion to please those who love them’. Thus sayth the Dogman!! I rest my case! hahahahaha.
Not sure where you heard Blow was a welfare bum since he is working today as we speak BUT hey IF he was, I guess it takes one to know one, right Dogman? At least he has his own pad which is more than you got! Plus he got me, AGAIN MUCH more than you got! But then again you got your dog. Hey, to each his own Dogman.
But I gotta ask you man, is there any filter between your so called brain and your yap? You seriously need to think before you use the keyboard. You are digging the whole a little deeper every time you post which makes my job a whole lot more fun!!
Hell, It’s Friday! Here’s to ya Dogman! 😉
PS: Hurry up and get here Gary, these assholes on here are making you look better and better all the time; if that’s possible. See you soon sweetstuff :0
“PK: you seem to know an awful lot about Blows equipment”
May I just say one thing?
Although I have linked dragons with dinosaurs, why are they referred to as serpents, which to me means “snake”? A lot of dragons look serpentine but often with legs and bat wings too small for their body. Also, why the fire-breathing? The word dragon comes from the Greek “drakon” meaning huge serpent or water snake. Some snakes such as cobras hiss and rear but that’s far from fire though. I think it has more to do with volcanic activity and the immense power of it. Whether from volcanic calderas or some of the many vents in a volcanic mountain, these chambers spew heat, ash and lava which, at one time, may have been associated with some large creature.
In the imaginations of our ancestors, what would this creature have looked? Probably not like a fluffy bunny rabbit. Snakes are always the bad guys, why not them? Add a few parts while we’re at it to make it even scarier.
Anyway,dragons are fascinating.It’s nice to have a topic devoted to them.
LOL… “digging a WHOLE…” LOL… Really. Who needs the filter now, dipshit?
He’s out working? Which one of his imaginary hats is he wearing today? Police officer, lawyer, doctor, business owner, soldier? So many hats, so little time.
It wouldn’t matter who is screwing who,There are people on this sight who can have sex and not advertise it, here or anywhere.
Has anyone ever met Woggy in person?If not, how do we know she’s not another figment of Blow’s imagination?
Just saying.
HOLY SHHHYAAAAAAAAAT. This is great. I almost choked on my perogies several times reading this thing. There’s a joke there I’m sure.
perogies???? perogies???? i am looking for a good source of perogies like my old country mother in law used to make.
(ain’t this just the BEST thread?)
That’s my guess too, Boru. Either that or Boghog is one of Blow Me’s friends, colabotating to make it look like he’s really the super ultra stud he claims to be. What a lunchbox!!!
166 comments?! Holy snappin’ assholes, Batman!
Thanks Troodon, for having such an appreciation for the subject. It’s interesting to note that Dragons have been culturally referenced, in one capacity or another, for thousands of years, sometimes by completely unrelated societies.
I think you may be on to something. Maybe this is all just an interpretation by caveman that g
Thanks Troodon, for having such an appreciation for the subject. It’s interesting to note that Dragons have been culturally referenced, in one capacity or another, for thousands of years, sometimes by completely unrelated societies.
I think you may be on to something. Maybe this is all just an interpretation by ancient man, and we’re viewing it through a modern lens, which skews our own interpretation. Kinda like the ancient astronaut theory. Except… Ancient Dragon Theory?
Damn you Mobile Site! Or, maybe… Damn you Whiskey drinks!
Ahhh Dammit! That last post wasn’t about Dragons. Fuck! I give up… You guys may as well just keep fighting about being jealous of gross old people sex.
NurseHezz Your funny as hell,you made me laugh out loud for the first time in months…Holly laughing assholes batman.Thanks NurseHezz.
Cap. I’m told “old people sex” is something to be had….Lol… Holly whiskey drinking assholes Batman,Robin’s had two finger’s of Whiskey too many.
Steve You can get into a lot of trouble if you think the same things I do. Just shitting ya.
col. ivan knows the truth, and knows a lot more than he can say, right comrade? but yes, woggie is real, and is a real looker. no harpie, no hats today, just a warm jacket and gloves. tomorrow tho, who knows, i might even be your meter reader.
but you guys are fucking hilarious, and we are having a very good belly laugh at all your silly guesses and inuendos. woggie is one fine looking lady, and really, i still don’t honestly know what she sees in me, truth told. but hey, i won’t say no, i’d be dumber than a brick if i did.
so you folks just keep guessing, and maybe one day, you will see the true woggie. til then, eat your hearts out, i’m chowing on mine right now.
I got my perogies from Pete’s! Deyz pretty good.
I don’t buy it for one minute. Not that I give a fifth of a flying fuck.
Not referring to the bitch.
I just assumed, woggie, that if a person’s general aroma is of cat piss, their general ass area (including genitals) smells of said aroma.
Don’t worry, I could hardly stomach being on the opposite end of a table as your ‘man’ let alone being close enough for physical contact. He’s all yours, woggie.
face it kitty, you are nothing buy a little bitch who tries to find fault with everyone, cepting of course yourself.you should look in your own closet for skeletons, before going on at others. and my nuts smell like cat piss to you, did you even get down on your knees, or was that when you licking my asshole.
kitty, you are not the most favourite person in my world, and i took pity on you, by trying to see if you wanted to go out with me. not that i would, if i wasn’t hard up.you seem to be the attention whore here, look at me, oh i have this and that wrong with me. a million ailments that no one really gives a damn about. and then you get all hostile about saying shit on here, then you hijack a thread for you own idiot ramblings. well kitty, hope you are alone forever, because mr. right, will never even be 1 per cent right for your judgemental little whiny ass. i think you should try a woman, or plenty of fetishes site. or join a nunnery.
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Morning All: Well, shit, the jigg’s up. Blow why did you give it up already honey? I was really enjoying it all. O well, all good things must come to an end. It was a little bit of fun and excitement for us all for awhile anyhow. My apologies to everyone but it was an offer I COULD ABSOLUTELY NOT REFUSE! Blow honey you are still a sweetie and I will miss that coffee date we sort of planned on but here’s to ya sweetie, Cheers. 🙂
AN IMPORTANT NOTICE
Readers will have noted that one of my two comments on this thread, “The Female’s Obsession With Body Image” (12/05, 9:25AM) received 6 “Likes” and 3 “Dislikes”. In other words, the vote was split. An interesting phenomenon.
For further analysis of this phenomenon, please see my “Studies in Impotence: The ‘Dislikers'” (12/08, 9:31AM) on “Why Does No One Give A Fuck?”
Is it possible to combine them both under the new title, “No One Gives a Fuck As To Why There is No Mystery Why You Are Single?”
Write back soon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I kind of want to have sex with wogdog now, anyone with me?
No.
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No thanks, I’d rather masturbate with a handfull of jagged glass!!!
Awwww come on ya bitches. Ya know ya do. Harper I wouldn’t advise you go to that extent buddy a simple ‘yes’ would have done. hahahaha what a bunch of sore asses, except you Furious. At least you’re being honest. Face it: Yas all WANT the woggers! 🙂
The urge has passed, I just pulled one out to my bible.
And thanks for the glass trick Stephen, much more comfortable then prying woggie’s crusty old piss flaps apart.
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hahahahah don’t try to cover up the fact Furious that you were intrigued by the woggers. It happens to them all. Completely understandable. PG: you’re just pissed because your jealousy of Gary was exposed to the world. A lot of people’s jealousy was irked, not sure why. But it sure tells a whole Lot about what you’re really like on inside. Chow babes!
Boghog. The only person here whos ass should be sore is yours. Blow Me likes to pretend all his women are 14 year old boys. He must have been a priest in a former life.
My “god” your stupid wogdog. My sarcasm was based on how disgusting the thought of having sex with you is. I think your the only that didn’t get it, it was not a compliment. From what I can tell, no one is fucking jealous. They were all hit on and rejected the advance, where does jealousy come into play? Now hurry up and go back to hating men, we know its coming.
Furious… you are Harper. Who you trying to kid. I would recognize your bitter drivel from a mile away. No matter we all know you were enticed by the Wogger. Don’t feel bad, many were. Give it up already my lad; you were Had! lololol!!
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HEY HARPER: One last thing before I take off. Remember that egg I told you would be on your face if you knew the whole story? Yeah, well you can wipe the egg off your face now. NO WAIT!!! That ain’t egg.. THAT’S DOGSHIT!!!! hahahaha. Just cracked me up and thought you could use a parting laugh!!! Take it easy Dogman!
I’ve been had? By calling you a crusty old bitch that picked up every ones sloppy seconds? And it wasn’t even sloppy seconds because he was turned down every time. Yup, you got me. Takes a real winner to say yes where a dozen woman have said “fuck no”. Yup, you still got me. You went from hating men and bible thumping everyone, to falling in love with Blow Me. Now you contradict your precious bible and all of its “teachings”. You even resorted to bestiality insults, exactly how Jesus fought his battles. You two have fun at church tomorrow, and please keep posting your life on the bitch board. No matter how bad my day, I’m not you.
Called it.
Glad you all had fun.
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Called what Tommy? I don’t understand. This thread’s over? No more dragon talk? Think I’ll head over to the Loves.
let’s not forget puff http://www.judybrown.co.uk/Resources/puff-…
He’s a magic dragon PG and he lives by the sea so I really didn’t include him in the whole dragon/dinosaur scenario I was putting forward. The whole fire breathing/volcano comparison doesn’t work either as Puff spends a lot of time frolicking in the autumn mists of Honah Lee. This dragon was kind of inconvenient to my whole theory so I ignored him.
Puff is a nice dragon though.
i loved that song when i was a kid. i’d like to have these in my backyard http://www.gordonbecker.com/img/art/gargoy…
If the Coast ever had a job for getting increased traffic on the BITCHES, they should totally hire all of you. You have all done an excellent job on talking the sh** out of this board!
Now next order of business… which BITCH should ya’ll hijack next?
This old broad smells liquid bullshit by the Imperial gallon, this is a fucking put-on, guys. I’d like to write the movie – rename the main character ‘Row Me’ because his dick’s the size of an oar and ‘Crucifuckster’ who will fistfuck with such a force that she’ll be manipulating his mouth like a handpuppet – thanks for the line, writers of the movie ‘The Other Guys’.
Ain’t internet sex grand?
we’ve talked the shit outta lotsa threads, pp. speaking of peppermint, i prefer that with chocolate, instead of the dreaded orange^^
Orange? Never heard of mint and orange. But hells yeah i LOVE mint and chocolate:D If anyone were to buy me a pack of York PP’s, i will love them forever. My mom gets them for me whenever i come home…i think she figured that was the only way for me to love her haha jkz ;P
i don’t like the choc/orange combo, that is all
Painey, I have a question for you – what would you do with a young Lab-mix who is 3 years old and hadn’t been socialized with other dogs who immediately goes on the attack when she sees another dog? The poor beauty, named Penny, loves people and is very well-behaved otherwise. A friend of mine adopted her from a shelter and three people had tried to take her but brought her back – she was literally on death’s row until my friend fell in love with her – when he brought her over, she had such gratitude in her eyes, I’ve never met a pleasanter dog. But when said friend takes her for a walk and she sees another dog, she goes on the attack, pulling my buddy off his feet – he’s not a young guy. Today a woman threatened to report him and the dog because Penny took a lunge at her dog – any advice, wise woman of long wavy hair?
Hub-Unit, Spawn-Unit and I are celebrating our 2nd treeless/decorationless/giftless Christmas – the TTFN-Unit did their bit for long enough – for us it’s a dinner and drinks with friends and family, watching cheezy Christmas movies and doing stuff together. Also I can totally avoid the malls – the smell of stress is ugly shit.
haha oh i see what you meant, for whatever reason i read it as orange and mint combo:P idk, choco/orange isn’t too bad, only during the holidays though, as my fam would always grab a terry’s. But it is definitely an acquired taste and, at least for me, i can’t eat much of it anyways.
TTFN Are you coming to the summit tomorrow?
TFFN kudos to you doing the low key christmas. I wish i could convince my family to do the same, alas they are stuck in their ways. But i push for it every year:) We watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation every christmas as our movie, makes us grateful that we don’t have family like the Griswald’s haha!
I’m trying very hard to ignore Xmas or suicide season, this year.If I don’t go outside after dark I don’t have to see the Xmas lights;while watching TV, if I’m fast when Xmas shows come on I don’t have to be reminded of Xmas commercialism. Hell,if I could go to sleep and wake up in January I FN would.
Humbug!!
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is my yearly tradition too, Patty! The Griswalds make me LMAO every time!
Boru, glad I could make you laugh…Laughing is good 🙂
NurseHezz Nat.Lam. xmas is my favourite Christmas movie too.
Nurse Are you attending the summit tomorrow?You have a great sense of humour.I’d love to meet you.You should come.
I would love to, Boru, but, unfortunately, I work tomorrow 🙁
There are so many of you I would love to meet! This board has become somewhat of an addiction for me these days…It’s hard to stay away! I hope to make it to the next summit if I’m not working. How often do they go on?
Yep, I’m bring my brother with me – he’s a funny guy – be glad to see you again – didn’t talk to you nearly enough last time ’round.
Love some of your remarks, NurseHezz, you’ll have to join us sometime. Wear a Depends.
Thanks TTFN! I love a good belly laugh…depends it is!
troo, and capt. serenity, you should try to get the video called,”the last dragon”. it is very realistic in where they find the body, and some of the explanations about fire breathing are fucking cool. i also love dragon riders series by mccaffey. she is a very good writer and spins a good tale of dragondom.
“Reign of Fire”
One of the few films I can stand Matthew McConaughey in.
♥”Kentucky Irregulars” ♥
I’ll see if I can get my hands on a copy of that movie, Blow Me. I’ll also need to reread those books, it feels like a million years since my eyes graced those pages.
I also agree with Ivan. Reign of Fire is a classic! But, nothing tops Dragon Heart. I mean, Sean Connery as a fire breathing dragon, do you actually expect to do any better? If I wasn’t watching Star Wars as a kid, I was watching that movie.
I remember that movie…A dragon with Sean Connery’s voice had me all fired up.
And don’t worry about missing the summit, Nurse. After the riot breaks out, you’ll see us all at the hospital afterwards to get our various injuries treated. We’ll bring the party to you!
Shit, I was waiting for at least one Wigpig flip out – nope – just as I thought – pure sloth shit playing to the audience – well, this audience member ain’t fooled for one fucking minute.
This the one BLOW ME? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Drag…)
It was done by Discovery a few years ago, i happened to watch it when it came out… a little over zealous, but interesting none the less. BTW no sheep were harmed in the making of that film…at least that is what i was told haha
BONUS: Patrick Stewart narrates! A fitting position for an out-of-this-world guy:P And so the corny jokes begin!
TTFN: Awww….. alright just for you honey since you seem to be slower than the rest of them. I already told the bitches yesterday that this jigg was up. I can’t help it TTFN if you missed all the fun honey. Maybe you need to climb out from under the tub unit; I think he has cut off your circulation maybe? Anyhoo…. the main hilites of the post were: PG went on and on about Blow and his equipment, letting her imagination run wild even though try as she might she couldn’t get a date with him; Good Dog Molly raged on and on about how she would rather remain celebate and depressed since she couldn’t get him either; and Harper ended up wiping the egg…woops I mean dogshit off his face. You all fixed up there today Dogman? Blow Honey who woulda thought we could have stirred up such a hornet’s nest? Now the thread has just turned humdrum to the old Woggers. Time to move on to fresh new meat. The bitches on here are No Challenge. Period! So, TTFN, now you know. The war’s over honey! Stay tuned though I’m sure the Woggers will find something new soon and you want to get in on it right out the gate! Oh, yes, the summit today. I hope to be able to crash it for a few minutes if all goes well. Keep your eyes peeled ya bitches!!! 😉 ta ta!!!
PS: You can hold off on the Bible reference guilt trips. They only work on the Catholics! Chow.
ciao
you need to brush up on your reading comprehension, woggie. i never discuss genitalia on the bitch
PG: My apologies. I meant Pretty Kitty. typo
TTFN ….sure does make for a great xmas ‘eh ?
I drove by a couple of Malls on Saturday & the parking lots were bad enough …. I sure wouldn’t want to have had to try & go into one !
Frig …. forgot to post the merry xmas link !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YuqNMoavpA
~;) Lo Lo Lo
What jig (with two Gs) Woggie? A jig is a hook and when the jig is up, the unseen (usually a fish) is now seen. I don’t see anything. The jig’s still down there from this perspective.
I thought you were GDM having some fun initially but since then I’ve had an inkling that you were old_fool, excuse me, no_fool.
I’m of a linear mind Wogdog, I need my dots connected. Who are you and how did you go from preaching the bible to canine rectums? Answers needed here!
I don’t know if you’re planning to reinvent yourself now but you have been entertaining somewhat in that arrogant, puritanical but still crude sense.
i have enough trouble keeping track of my own facets, let alone polishing up and presenting new ones. and if i did, it wouldn’t be that foul creature. esp with her attitudes towards animals. i could never say stuff like that even anonomously (and i am not unknown to some here) or as a joke. animal abuse is too raw for me.
pun aside, i am pretty straight here. wysiwyg. i state my beliefs.
wsyiwyg? When you say I was your God? no. What say you, I whack you good! hope not. Where you seed is where you garden. makes sense, probably not it. When you said I was your girlfriend. never said that.
Woggie’s a troll and, really, nothing’s off limits to them. I don’t think she started off way though but she enjoyed the attention and went from there.
You know some on here unanonymously GDM? I don’t know anybody and vice versa as far as I know. A friend said he liked to read the bitches in the Coast. I read them one day online and found the commenters were more engaging than the bitches and started commenting myself, must be two years ago now.
Hi, everybody! What’s up?
Trondon: I know I have been entertaining! Just looking at the number of postings on this thread confirms that! I appreciate your comments, I really do, however, ALL MY RETORTS were in response to nasty comments made TO ME. I am tenacious and will respond to all shitty comments by piling a double load back onto the commenter. People on this bitch line need to know that if You can throw it you just better be able to catch it, in fact, in a double portion from the Woggers. Simple. I respond respectfully to all respectful posters. To assholes, well they get the double portion! I will continue to post my opinions on this bitch line and I will also continue to give good comebacks to those who deserve it. Any more questions? 😉
Cap’n, I certainly hope I don’t see any of you where I work! ‘Tis not a good place to be lol….but really : /
Here’s the difference between you and me, Woggy – you still have hormones – those fuckers deserted my body years ago so the thought of being held hostage by a twitching twat that acts like a geiger counter is quite repugnant. After reading these posts, I got a good whiff of internet hijinks here – seen it before on one of a US message board I moderated – two posters yanking our fucking chain for months in similar fashion, fuck, I heard all about the plane trips, the posh hotels they met up in and every sexual position known to humans and cattle. I was educated early in Internet deception and this back and forth ‘Fifty Shades of Shit’ trash is simply bogus boinking babble by two posters who are generally disdained on this board.
It is what it is.
Hay Biscuit. – You and Kitteh were missed at the summit. Someone showed up asking for you – hint hint, nudge nudge.
Just kidding, it was Sebacious >; ) *narf*
We did have a trained health care practitioner there for the last half, Nurse Hezz, but she wasn’t needed. Painey’s cookies are so good they could calm an Egyptian mob.
Excellent summit. Got to meet TTFN’s Bruvver-Unit – very cool guy.
Vastie showed, so did Boru, Tommy, zZz, Hugo, Brendon, Mel and the Keptin.
Excellent Summit! The bro enjoyed himself thoroughly as did I. Ivanski, the models, as always, were amazing!
Believe me Wigpig, your ruse was not planned nor executed as well as you believe it was. From the very first posting I was, at the very least, suspect of the true nature of your “relationship”, and treated it and those involved with the least amount of respect possible. then sat back and waited for it to implode, which, thanks to dumbass Blow Me, only took less than 24 hours. Good job, Blow Me. You da man!!!
As to your “comebacks” being, good? Not so much. You need much, much practice, not to mention a partner with an IQ higher than 3, and the ability to keep a secret better than the ridiculous tool you picked this time. Good luck in the future!!
you forgot vastie, commander. thanks for the new dog picture, shitd
Dogman: It went pretty good according to the number of posts on here asshole! It’s all about the numbers ya know! lololol!!!
PS: Dogman: The only thing that imploded or Rather EXPLODED was the dogshit on your face. How’d like wiping the egg,errr, rather the big load of steaming dogshit off your puss???? Looked good on ya buddy!
this thread is small potatoes, we’ve had them go to over 600. in no way should that be misconstrued as a challenge
PG: it ain’t over till its over honey 🙂
So, Woggy, more than a dozen Bitchers attended the Summit. Were you that toothless old hag who scuttled past our table, smacking your gums with a one-eyed buzzard on your hump?
TTFN; Nah I dropped in and took a quick look. All I saw was half a dozen losers so I didn’t even bother to stay. I figured they wouldn’t have anything any more interesting to say in person than online so what would I miss? Nothing. Decided to go home and do something more constructive like wrap Christmas gifts. Honey don’t let my avatar steer you wrong. I am not toothless nor a hag. And, I even STILL have my hormones. All Working Too. Imagine that? And you, my pretty>????
Hay – Brendon DIDN’T get hit on this time. What up wit dat?
hey woggie, you sexy beast, missed talking to you. nah, they say they knew, but in reality didn’t. did you actually waste your time going to that summit? i knew kitty would not send me an invite.
she is a pretty desperate person sometimes, and she is very shallow. wonder why she missed out today tho? must be one of her many ailments kicking in. her and hezz should room together, that way kitty would have round the clock med aid there, haha.
what are you doing with yourself tomorrow hon, give me a mail. wanna find out something, before next week end.
Steve I like your new avatar,nice looking dog.:) …I miss my dog a lot.:( … Is he/she your dog that passed away not long ago?
Well, yawn. No point in kicking a legless coyote. It would simply be a waste of a good line.
‘Twas a great summit. Many thanks to Ivan for the amazing artwork, which has a special place on my shelf next to anime girls and a giant robot; and to PG for the excellent cookies, which have a special place in my stomach.
Aw, Painey, thanks so much for the treats – Hub-Unit is chomping happily away, probably wishing I’d make cookies – bahawhawhaw – he’ll have to get me a bionic arm first, preferably with optional baking attachments and a spatula that pops out of the elbow.
that’s his current dog, boru. his other furkid died this year
tf, What You See Is What You Get, sorry, old computer term. liked your versions better tho.
for dragons, see english ‘wyrme’. i did a series of back & forth sonnets on wyrmes with an english chap online in the 90’s. just watched one of the narnias on netflix, where a kid gets turned into a dragon, a nice one, flames and all, silly bugger wanted to be turned back into a human. why? would be lovely.
Nah, it was my yellow lab that died.
Painy Thank you for the cookies,they were tasty.
Steve Did your Yellow Lab(gorgeous dogs) die from old age?
My yellow lab died of old age. The girl was 15, and still happy as a clam.
Thanks for the cookies PG! Those ginger ones were wikkid.
I know what ya mean, Good Dog. If I was a Dragon there would be no turning back!
To all the lovely doggies we have lost:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36cCm3OMbI
For me, it was Echo, Scooter, Mack and Jake.
Cancer. She was 13 though.
Hey Blow: Yeah I know they didn’t know a thing. No way in this world they’d have all gone that wild over nothing. Nope, buddy we had em, hook, line and sinker. Yup that was a good run while it lasted. I will email you tomorrow, just got busy today with the grandkids christmas concert and stuff. Missed you on the bitch lines too sweetie. and yes I did drop by the summit, no I didn’t receive a special invite but didn’t expect to. Who needs an invite? Not me. I already knew where it was to be held anyhow. Anyhoo like I said the few there sitting around didn’t really strike my fancy so I never stayed. I might have stuck around if you had a been there though hon. Anyhow have a good night and talk to you tomorrow. 😉
^^^^OK PSYCHO^^^^
Woggy I saw an old woman with a grey hair,one black tooth and a glass eye, stagger in while cursing a blue streak about god. I thought she was you but,she didn’t have a smelly old man with a yellow mustache with her.Anyway she was asked to leave the restaurant, for not being “good looking enough” to stay with us beautiful people,not to mention you frightened the children.
If Woggy is Blow,he really needs professional help?Perhaps smoking cig’s has finally cut the oxygen from reaching his brain cells.
Blow consider this an intervention.
Steve What’s the breed and the age of the dog in your avatar? She’s a very nice dog.
I don’t know a lot about breeds of dogs.
I TOLD you I’d make it to a summit before the year was over! It was so good to see almost everyone again (missed you Kitty:(( and a real pleasure to meet Boru, Captain, zZz and SheSang face to face. (For those who don’t know, SheSang gives amazing hugs! ;))
Painy, the cookies are BRILLIANT as usual. Thank you so much. And Ivan, VMT for the excellent gift. I was most honoured.
Had too much coffee and a lot of laughs. Looking forward to the next one.
so boru, you doing the piggy kitty shit now too. glad we never hooked up, i couldn’t stand there being two fucking assholes like that.
yeah woggie, mail me. someone is due for a very rude awakening very soon, and a visit from old saint prick. nough said.
K, I’m going to break it down and then I’m going to ignore the existence of these two sad sad losers.
1. Wogdog is nothing but a big feeling asshole with a wholly inflated sense of self. She emailed me regarding the summit (of which I provided details) and her self entitlement/big feelingness reeked out of every word she wrote. Her email gave me the definite impression that she required selling on the summits. Come, don’t come, no one gives a shit — it’s not our job to convince anyone to want to come to a summit. Given her comment that I didn’t fawn all over her inquiry and beg her to come, it’s quite clear she has an inflated sense of self. What gets me is, no one on here likes her, yet she still posts. I really don’t understand the mentality of those who go on internet message boards, make asses of themselves continually, are mocked continually by 99% of the other posters, yet keep posting. Here’s a hint, lady: when everyone but one poster (of which most other posters mock as well) mocks you over and over again, you aren’t impressing anyone with your retorts — you’re providing more fuel for more mocking. You are the butt of our jokes, wogdog. The fact that people like wogdog and suckers don’t seem to have any dignity is something more to be pitied than anything else. Which is why I can’t, in good conscience respond to your shit, wogdog, because it would be like stealing candy from a child, and that’s just mean.
2. Grampie Gary may not have an inflated sense of self, but he DEFINITELY has issues with being accepted. He’s tried everything he can to be accepted by this group. During the first summit he had a great time. I invited him to every subsequent summit for a year. He showed up at none of them. I even scheduled one to accommodate his schedule and he was a no show. I figured he wasn’t interested in them anymore and didn’t invite him when I updated the list (I also dropped falling angels, jonnoman, ralmn, etc… because they never showed or expressed interest over a year of summit planning). Because I didn’t invite him to the one summit he decided to grace us with his presence at, and I didn’t get his email asking for details (I never claimed he didn’t send it, I just honestly didn’t get it) I’m a piece of shit. On top of that, I had him on Facebook at that point, so why couldn’t he send me a facebook message? He was so hurt by the perceived slight that he lashed out calling us all assholes and specifically attacked me and made a grand statement that he’d never come to a summit ever again. Most reasonable people, people who weren’t so starved to be accepted, wouldn’t act like 12 year old children. He got even more pissed off when none of us fell all over him begging for him to return. I think this was another blow to his need for being accepted and more fuel for the fire. After this debacle, he began making up stories to show how awesome he is (in an attempt to be accepted again), and when called out by Paul on his stories, he was so embarrassed he turned to making fun of a physically disabled man using his disability to mock him. When given a taste of his own medicine, he again went into tantrum mode again and not only exclaimed that he was leaving for good, he came crawling back with his tail between his legs under different monikers and eventually made up some dumb excuse about coming back to torture us. If that isn’t yet another sign that he’s desperate to be accepted, I don’t know what is.
The sad thing is, we all liked grampie gary when he was just being Gary. I know I thought he was just a nice guy when I met him. I really did like the guy. I was nothing but nice to him until he started attacking me, and no one, especially Gary can claim otherwise — even when he was being creepy and hitting on me, I didn’t say anything and just let it slide.
However, when he started up with his creepy ass hitting on every poster here with a vag and when he started sharing made up stories and then going bat shit on people who made honest mistakes and even going as far as to use someone’s disability as material to insult them, we all got tired of his shit. No one respects you around here anymore, Gary. And you know who’s fault that is? YOURS. It’s no one’s fault but your own. You’ll never take responsibility for that, though. The fact that you use someone’s disability to insult them and then say “oh haha, the hatchet has been buried!” as if the person with the disability you mocked is responsible for asking for your forgiveness for the fall out of your disgusting behaviour. (And guess what? Paul took your words seriously!) shows how oblivious you are on top of the bargain. You brought all of this upon yourself. If you hadn’t acted like a big asshole, you wouldn’t be mocked on here and you wouldn’t be a topic of mocking at the summits and you wouldn’t be the reason a number of bitchers would get up and leave a summit if you showed up. This just makes you something to be pitied more than anything, just like wogdog. Especially since both of you have your heads so far up in the clouds to realize any of this.
So that pretty much breaks everything down. No matter how many times you call me names or express how awful you feel I am, know this: I see through both of you, and I feel really REALLY sorry for you both.
Sincerely,
PK
BORing U: You mean you actually left your hovel and joined the Real World yesterday??? Nope I don’t buy that one. You and PK are still riding poor Blow for not taking yas out on that date? Come on give the poor guy a break; he don’t want to hear your sad tales of woe. Not many do, thus your states of aloneness. Blow honey I can’t wait to hear your plan. You always have such good ideas. Don’t pay any attention to kitty and her boring sidekick. The name says it all: Boring U (boring me, and the rest of the world). They deserve each other. I’m more interested in you honey. So, does this mean this romance is back on the table, for real this time??? Hope so sweets. Talk soon! 🙂
Boring U: Good Lord honey don’t you understand English. Woggie and Blow are separate people. You are still confused my pretty. One’s a beautiful lady and the other is a sweetheart of a guy. OK? We on the same page now????? Unbelieveable…… Boring U, you are beginning to bore me too!
fuck off piggy, you are a little slut that no one, including me wants. take your fucking summits, your nasty little pathetic remarks and whine til you oink, or maybe moo. because dear girl, you will be lonely your whole lousy life. it looks good on you pig.
Hey PK: AKA Pathetic Kitty: You took a lot of time and effort to write a pile of bullshit that no one, especially those who actually count, like Woggie and Blow give a crap about. You, honey, are a cranky control freak. And yes, I got that impression from your first email and from comments I gathered from other posters on here. You couldn’t be bothered to explain what a summit was to me, a new comer. Then when I didn’t get the email update I realized you were jealous and actually afraid of me attending, afraid of the competition for Blow. Cream always rises to the top Pathetic Kitty and you, honey are in the skim milk category. But,no matter, the Woggers made her way to the Summit; not requiring an invite from you or anyone else on here who would like to be the ‘leader’ of the bitches. As you can see, the Woggers listens to no one, especially not to you. I’m unique that way. I do as I see fit. However, I would suggest you get some help for rage issues, which clearly you have. This is a bitch line and in case you don’t know it that means we bitch on here. About this and that. And about You. You definitely earned the title of bitch, although most times with your pathetic rage- fuelled posts, are not always coherent, but that is to be expected. Internal rage has a way of taking away most of a person’s coherency. They just rage on and on, like you do, without making much sense at all. My main reason to stay on here honey is to annoy the living shit out of you and it looks like I am being successful. Now, go back to your rants; no one is buying it. And by no one I mean those who really matter, Me, The #1 Woggers and Blow, my #1 guy! Your reputation for being flighty, incoherent, and a rageaholic preceeds you. You need help honey and I hope you try and get some. The Woggers is a forgiving person and I won’t hold any of your ramblings against you. Cheers :0
PS: Hey Pathetic Kitty: ‘What gets me is, no one on here likes her, yet she still posts.’ Correct me if I’m wrong Pathetic one but I didn’t know being liked was a requirement to post. You’re too much, Pathetic One, when the real reason is I challenge your self-appointed authority. You, my dear, have control issues. You need to deal with those issues in a constructive way instead of the self destructive hateful way you have of calling people names, especially someone as cute as Blow, who means no harm but just likes to make people laugh. You’re no match for the Woggers so go back to being your old cranky, miserable, name calling, self. Guess what Pathetic One, the world still spins whether you like it or not. The Woggers, the one and only Woggers, still posts whether you like her or not. 🙂
PK: Here’s my original email to you. Let me know where the entitlement/big feelings issues reek at:
Hey PG can you tell me what goes on at a Summit and where it is held. I heard it was a gathering of bitchers and just wanted a little more info on it.
Thanks.
Wogdog
Yup didn’t think so. Like I said your rage issues are skewing your comprehension in a lot of areas. That’s scary. For you. Seek help for anger/control issues okay?
i have often wondered why they dropped off the radar, s to speak. now i know why. they didn’t want to go anymore, cause they saw what prissy kitty was really like. and then she probly got them banned from posting here too. oh dearie me, they don’t like me, boo fucking hoo. live with it girl. the world doesn’t float around your awesome personality.
but i digress, the bitch board is a bitch board, and a summit is a summit, whether you are here or there or not. most times things go okay here, then you come in with your skanky little remarks. no wonder people lleave this site, it’s because of you. remember seb, she had him banned too. watch yourselves folks, you could be next. the suckster is here to stay, and provides the coast with my animated banter. how do you think some of these threads run so long in the comments. this will hit 300 before the day is out, bet on it.
and by the way, do any of you know for sure that i doon’t have more than one personnas on here at one time? don’t forget, i have at least 4 computers going here all the time. who am i really, i could be anyone, that you don’t know, and i could even be someone that you think you know. like lamont cranston would say”, only the shadow knows”. i know you don’t like being put in your place kitty, but you need it, and the sooner the better. have a good one, and the comments, should now reach 400 before days end. remember folks, i could be pretending to be anyone here posting.
Avasto and Painy It was great to finally meet you both yesterday.
Zed and Cap. I was glad I ordered the Eggs Benny,I enjoyed them.
Wogggy,Blow……Too funny….
FYI Anyone wanting to attend This Hour Has 22 Min. go to their CBC.ca Fan Club web page to tickets.
Wow, I can’t believe I missed out on cookies.
Thank you Boru! I’m going to make a run for a ticket.
An excellent time was had by all…
especially since these two stale, old, crotchety douchebagels weren’t there to mask the smell of our delicious brunches.
When that first plate came out, it was damn near full on hunger games.
Cookies?? Nobody told me there was cookies…That might have been worth a sick call 🙁
Not just cookies, NurseH. Paingirl’s HonesttoGodFreakinAwesomeBlitzkreiginRommelYouMagnificentBastard Homemade,with Love, Christmas Muhfuggin Cookies.
Really, really tasty.
I just wanted to pop in for a minute to say one thing:
Right the fuck on, PK. 🙂
*snaps a Z and leaves again*
“Am I the only one who finds zilla’s schtick tiresome these days?”
No. I find it tiresome too which is why I post infrequently. You are hypocritical PK…you don’t mind my shit when I’m shitting on people you dislike, but as soon as I make a comment about Johnny Can’t Dance, you lose your shit. Eat a dick or a sundae or whatever the fuck you do when you wake up and realize you waste your time on a shit website arguing with trolls and people who I assume didn’t get past grade 10. Even sadder than that is you are in your mid to late 30s, probably single, probably going to die alone. Life’s a bitch isn’t it?
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
Nobody cares how many personas you have on here at one time, Blow Me. It’s not like any of them are smart, or have anything interesting to say. Just the same poor grammar, spelling, and complete lack of understandable content. We’ve (as a collective) busted you on all of them so far, so I doubt you’ll be fooling anyone in the future.
As for the 4 computers running all at once? Is that some sort of welfare status symbol? I guess in the competative world of bottle collection, it pays to know where you get the best prices, huh?
Also, if in fact you are Wigpig too… It’s even sadder than if you weren’t. Pretending to be your own lover, talking back and forth about how good you are in the sack, just plain lonely and sad.
fuck off zzz, i haven’t started on you, and harper, you would know all about welfare, wouldn’t you. living in your mom’s greystone basement, and sucking on your community paid for dope and anything else that the dollars get, that normal people don’t buy. yep, you pal are the shining future for this planet, glad i won’t be around, and the rest of you ignorant fucks, i had thought once that there were a few good people out there, but guess i was wrong.
piggy got you all defending her, and you all get nothing out of it. yep, you are real winners in my book. harper, i’m going to add 2 more systems today, know why, cause i WORK HARD for my money, and do it legally.
you wanna dance, then you pay the musicians to perform. the rest of you, bah, fucking dumbugs.
and i now will say, 500 before 12 midnite, today. right m.m.?
I sent an email to PK(she has everyone’s emails) ;I have 16 tickets for the Jan 14 show.I only need one ticket,so if 15 others are interested let me know?They tape on a Monday and it takes about 2 hours……………..Gee,I actually have friends to give all my tickets too, for this taping(inside joke).. 😛
RSVP
: Blow Me (12/10, 4:09PM)
To be honest Blow I don’t think this thread is going to crack the “Big 500.” I say this because it lacks a certain philosophical depth and the reason it lacks that certain philosophical depth is to be found in the level of discourse it embodies i.e., that of personal vendetta. Now there is nothing wrong with personal vendetta – indeed it can be quite amusing and in certain cases revelatory – viz. PK’s uncharacteristically lengthy and analytically cogent post of 5:25AM as well as Woggie’s light-hearted banter and, of course, your own excellent rhetorical turns – but the fact is that after all is said and done it remains just that, personal vendetta.
Now in our own case where we cracked 625 there was an issue of some substance, i.e., the reasons for hunting. This provided the departure point for an examination of human motivation – was hunting a rational activity at all? – which extended down to (up to?) the level of subconscious Freudian (i.e., sexual) motivation. I recall suggesting that, after shooting the deer, you lay down by the carcass with your head resting on its shoulder and have a post-coital cigarette. (I thought that this was a brilliant stroke.) The question before us, of course, is whether the present thread can carry the weight of such philosophical and psychological freight.
The consequence, as I see it, is that you must strive to engage your interlocutors at the psychological/philosophical level. It is not so much a matter f simply giving a descriptive account of their behaviour but rather (1) engaging the underlying motivation for such behaviour and (2) extending the hand of friendship by way of recommending possible therapeutic solutions all set against their respective philosophical backgrounds. Good luck.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
You mean, a personal vendetta interspersed with analytical posts discussing the nature of Dragons.
There’s so much more to this board than just the childish behavior exhibited by the verbal combatants.
Steve “Mind my own FN busyness”. No more questions about your pets.Got the hint. 🙁
Sorry Boru. He’s a pitbull/mastif mix. That’s why people who post stupid media hype about pitbulls gets me all worked up.
Blow Me, 12 midnight is tomorrow. Ya dumbass!!!
6 computers, huh? Now that’s useful! You can get the weather right some fast, check the bitches, watch porn, and three other useless things, all at the same time. Now you can create 6 personnas and argue with yourself all at the same time. Look out grammar, here comes Super Blow Me. Don’t run out of commas.
i’ll just put this here http://sgbrown.hubpages.com/hub/The-Pit-Bu…
Steve Sorry for the snide remark.Thanks for answering my question about your dog.He’s very handsome.
Zilla — I used to find you funny, especially in the early days when you were making all those Tommy pictures. I also found your trolling hilarious even when it was directed to me.
But now I’m over it and your schtick is just kind of tired. Same ol’ over and over. *shrug* You attempted to deliver on shock, and the novelty has just worn off.
Boru — email forwarded! I’ve also added you to Facebook and asked the bitchers from Facebook that I have on my list if they’re interested. I’ll pass any takers along! <3
speaking of shitbulls harper, did you happen to see today’s horrid paper, about the 4 year old in cole harbor. was that yours by any chance. no, yours is dead, right?
anyhoo, the fact remains, they are a highly agitated breed, and i wouldn’t trust one in 50 feet of my grand kids or kids. as to this bitch, the more i read it, the more it seems to be pointed at a certain someone, who could be considered a few pounds over.
whether it is or not, i don’t know, and could care less. back to you harper, no, midnite is 12 p.m., didn’t they teach that in your catholic boys school? you know, both hands straight up on 12, in the dark, known as night. fuck man, woggie will be all over that in a minute. as to what i do with my time on the computer, is up to me. my mom doesn’t have any parental locks or blocks on my shit, maybe yours does. i’ll have to ask meaty or nukka or whoever laid her last. by the way harper, do you really know wwho your father is/was?
oh hey m.m., thanks for dropping by. yeah, guess it is sort of a vendetta, but one i did not start. but fuck man, it’s fun and kinda addictive after awhile. that hunting thread was cool, wasn’t it? you might just be able to add some more fuel one of these days bud. maybe we can get another going, simular, but not the same. and so, i bid you all so long for now, i will be back again, at 11:59 p.m. tonite to check, don’t disappoint me, come on, i know you all can be the nasty fucks that you are, and make this another standout thread for the coast. it helps their readership, and brings in new meat for us bitchers. let’s get er’ on.
Actually 12:pm is lunchtime, Fuckstick. I guess they didn’t teach you that in grade 3, or whatever grade you actually completed.
That’s reaching a new low. Making fun of someones dead dog, allbeit the wrong dog, but still pretty classless. Unfortunately for you, even though noone here has met my dead dog, she is likely more liked by people on this site than you. Even beyond the grave she is 100 times the person you will ever be.
what is the matter with you blow-me? trolling or not, vendetta or not, nothing justifies making hurtful remarks about someone’s beloved pet.
if you don’t like pitbulls, talk of them in general terms.
haven’t you ever loved an animal?
shame on you.
Ivan those sound like some amazingouttathisworldmuhfukkin cookies! Can someone pleeeease keep me posted on the next summit? Do we all bring something? My homemade Mac & cheese is da bomb.com!
mac ‘n cheese????!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!
We don’t really do potluck but don’t let that stop you Hezz! lol
Blow your being rude as hell when you throw someone’s beloved pet who passed away in their face….As far as “being agitated” that would be you because your pissed over something .Your miserable so you want everyone near you to be as miserable as yourself…..To bring up someone’s father,mother,child,deceased pet to get a reaction from them, just to prove that you can make this thread reach 500 by 12AM(FN GENIUS). Blow you need a refresher on how to tell time;like I need a refresher on spelling and punctuation.But,I have good reasons for needing a refresher.Whats yours ,old age?
Fuck off with the low blows on Steve’s pets.
NurseHezz I lovebbs Mac and Cheese!!
“…do you really know wwho your father is/was?” Ok, really? … …
boru, i’m sorry you are upset with what i write. but shithead brings it on himself. keep his mouth off me, i keep mine off him, simple as that. if anyone else has a problem with that, too fucking bad. and it hit just over 300, i’m very disappointed in you all.know what, fuck you all, i’m going to find something else to dig at. poor sooky might start crying, and try to do a p.k. thing. you fucking losers aren’t worth me wasting my time on. what you think meaty, ploopy, or zilla?
who gives a shit about his dead dog, cept maybe , if it died, it died. i had tons of animals die or me over the years. do i still get all misty eyed if i think about them, not fucking really. they had a good life and were fairly healthy. til they either got ran over, sick, or even died in that fire i had years back. it’s a fucking animal.
molly, sorry to put this on you, but he has to learn to mind his own fucking business. no one asked him or even boru to get on the insult me wagon. kitty was doing good on her own. but these fucking buttinskis, just had to mouth off, well then, they became fair game, same as anyone else will.
i have never met them, that i know of,thank fuck. and then to start yammering on at me or someone else. woggie and i were having a bit of fun here, and of course some mouthpiece started dissing me and her, even tho they don’t know us to see us.
i used to like coming here to bitch those that sounded like an idiot, for writing some of the bitches, but have found the biggest idiot to be most, but not all, the commenters. yeah, big deal, it was a slip, 12 midnite, okay then, how about 11:59:59, feel better now you little fucking pussy. and i am still ashamed, sigh. m.m. was right about the low class halifax population. dammit to hell people, live a bit and have some fun here, don’t go digging at the other bitchers, like you been fucking digging at me. pretty soon, there won’t be a bitch board here, nough said on that. see ya suckers.
Frig I thought this bitch was over. I guess I was wrong. Dogman big deal your dog died. I, like Blow, have had a few pets die during my lifetime. So what? It ain’t like it was a person. Give me a friggen break, what more can you call on to garner pity for yourself? Big friggen deal. The old dog died! Hey bud you need to realize that as much as you like pets they are ANIMALS NOT PEOPLE. Get over it. and if it was a shitbull, then no love lost at ALL. Yes Blow I saw that piece in the paper of the little kid in Cole Harbor bit by a pitbull. And that kid was family to the dog so you can’t say it was a stranger. That breed and the owners who insist on having them should be hung up and slaughtered. And I would love to be the one doing it! That really pisses me off about the little girl. And why? All because some dumbass wants to be DA MAN and have a shitbull. I hope they come down hard on the guy who owned it and shoot the friggen dog! I remember a guy saying this and I agree with him: The only good pitbull is a dead pitbull. Period.
PK
Is your summit information e-mailed? Do I send you my e-mail then you email yours (I didn’t have your email address so I couldn’t message you)
Anyways, I’m interested in attending the next one. I’m actually quiet most of the time so no vibe destruction from me.
NurseHezz – Painey only makes her cookies at Christmastime, and everyone who’s been especially norty gets some >; ) The summits occur at a restaurant so bringing food (lovely, though it might be) would probably be frowned upon by the owners and staff, who, lets face it, already put up with more than enough hosting an entire table of sartorially elegant Ikea monkeys on the loose.
*Lovin’ your new avatar Trood*
Daniel – when we start getting antsy for a summit you’ll see some chatter about it from us regulars. PK will then post her hotmail address so interested first-timers can get the details of where and when.
Hogslag – as has been pointed out ad nauseum, it’s not the breed, it’s the owner. After all, I wouldn’t suggest that you should be taken out and shot just because your ex didn’t smack you around enough. That’d be downright nutty.
Guess what, Blow me. I am not upset, nor will I ever be upset by anything you can think up to piss me off. It`s amusing that you actually believe that I`m sitting here crying over something that some useless waste of a welfare cheque said. It also says something about your character, that you don`t have the ability to form a special bond with something that, no matter what, will shower you with unconditional love.
You are a sad, lonely little man. Bitter about the hand life has dealt you, and feel it necessary to drag everyone around you down to make yourself feel better. I have grown tired of your redneck ideologies, idle threats, sexual harrassment (to the female members of this bitch board), and bullshit stories that everyone knows are just too stupid to be true. I will continue to call you out on your bullshit, as well as make fun of your redneck ways every chance I get. This is not a vandetta, this is not personal. This is just someone who doesn`t buy into your bullshit.
If I choose to, I could be disgusting and sexualize your granddaughter, but I have some self control and would never use that as fodder. That`s the difference between us. I have limits. Now… back to your 127 computers and your magic antenna…ya welfare bum.
Iv-An-Asshole turned pope haha! The only ones pointing that out are the owners of shitbulls who don’t want to part with their mascott. They need to go buy a big SUV or a corvette or something. You know what they say about big cars=small dicks? Yeah, well, same goes for pitbull owners. It is all a show so people will fear them. When in reality it is only a matter of time before the dog turns on the owner or gets him in a pile of shit only a good lawyer will be able to untangle. Either way the owner loses. Either his ass or his money! So rave on about the pitbulls, any judge in the country will disagree with you and will of course agree with the Wogster.
I changed my mind sagbags. You are a lame filly who should be shot in the infield. Purina Hog Chow – that’s all you are.
Wogdog, if you’ve lost pets in the past, it wasn’t because they simply died. Your pets would have… ‘opted out’
Honestly, you two are the dogs right now. The two of you are chasing your tails around in circles, thinking you’re winning some sort of race. You just keep repeating the same sad old rhetoric, and no matter how much you keep hawking it, we’ll never buy it.
Just a few additional notes…
-I don’t have an SUV, which means I’m probably hung like a horse according to your logic >;)
-I don’t have a Pit bull, but absolutely love them.
-I’d be scared of Pit bulls if I was you too, wogdog, because if they were going to bite someone it’d definitely be you. Fuck, I’m surprised people don’t bite you!
-“…any judge in the country will disagree with you…” – Really? Name a few. Also, if that was the case, why has the breed not been banned? Wogdog = Epic Fail!
Probably gassed her dogs with the real taste of fish chowder – honestly, some women should keep their legs closed.
Keptin, something tells me that most animals and people that accidentally stumble into Jignog’s presence have much the same reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTygYJufyQ
– “I don’t have an SUV which probably means I’m hung like a horse according to your logic”
Cap’n, how YOU doin??? Hahaha! 😉
Pope, forgive me father, for I have sinned lol
suckster, remember the going hunting thread? we wished you good fortune and told you to stay warm and dry. can we return to those days, please
Blessed are the healers and they that comfort the afflicted, my child.
Say three “Hail Wogdogs” and make a mac & cheese novena.
Hey, Hezz >;) Nice to see you
Yes, Pope, please absolve the Nurse. And bless her too, while you’re at it.
To add to what Painey said, we felt bad when you had to give up your Siamese, were devastated for you when your step-Grandson’s parents moved out west, and always enjoyed the real love and pride you have for your Granddaughter. This doesn’t mean you owe us anything. It was freely given without expectation of a quid pro quo because we like Grampy Gary. Too much (verbal) blood has been spilled to ever go back to the way things were, but you can’t fault us for missing those days.
I’ll add to that, Ivanski – when I met Gary, he was a very nice dude, I had no problem with his company. I thought his persona was just a put-on from a conversation we had over ciggies, underneath, he seemed a decent guy. This shit/storm/shingle storm will wear itself out and the trolls will roll away. But not before I get a few more shots at Wiggy the LOL Piggy.
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Zilla — I used to find you funny, especially in the early days when you were making all those Tommy pictures. I also found your trolling hilarious even when it was directed to me.
But now I’m over it and your schtick is just kind of tired. Same ol’ over and over. *shrug* You attempted to deliver on shock, and the novelty has just worn off. “
Trolling is still working quite well. I’m sure everyone here is tired of your shit. You post idiotic and overly opinionated shit no one cares about. So I guess we are in the same boat…..you should really have another sundae and remember that you post here in a serious manner while I post here to amuse myself at the level of stupidity that only a shit website like this can provide.
Also…I can make fun of a cripple just like I can make fun of fat people, retarded people, and poor people. I give zero fucks who I offend or if I’m being “funny”.
Eat a dick and keep responding so I know my trolling is getting to you. 😀
I miss the days he was ‘auctioning his car’ and fucked off to the crazy ass south.
Go find a boardwalk to live under
http://vimeo.com/30957820
TTFN: Blow is STILL a nice guy honey no worries there. As far as you getting a kick at the Woggers it ain’t gonna happen. Hasn’t happend so far has it. Nope. Why? Cause you’re too busy stuffing cookies into the tub unit. Keeps you busy huh? lololol!! Good job for ya sweetie.
http://www.lolrandom.com/images/funny/stfu…
RUM HAM
Oh, WogBog, make all the jokes about Tub-Unit you want – I could do better. So do your worse, sweetheart – flail and spit all you want at someone you’ve never even seen – no sweat off my arse.
TTFN I’m just going by what I think would be a suitable partner for you, according to your pretty avatar and your potty mouth. Yup old Tub Unit would be about the best you could get honey. Keep feeding him those cookies now, ya hear? Get to it woman!!
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/…
Maybe I should mention that ‘Tub-Unit’ is disabled – let’s see what you do with that, Bog Cod. Where’s your Messiah now? C’mon, big girl, let’s see you spout – Ctrl and C will be at the ready.
hahahahahah, good one, woggie honey. you are the funniest. i cant wait to see you , later when we get busy like rabits. until then my sweet.
and fuck offf ttfn, we were friends we are not now.
If that’s the way you want it, bud – now tell someone who gives a shit.
ttfn, that is not me saying that shit to you. i would never dis you like that, and you damn well know. you, ivan, and a couple others on here i respect, and won’t bite into you. tamely maybe, but not like that.i would never put the hub unit down, and i know that yes, he is fucked up in the leg dept., same as i am getting to be. if i ever said something like that to you, i would never, ever come on here again, that is the truth. i love the way you have with words,and get a kick out of how you handle some of these jerks on here.
but really, it is not me, saying shit to you, look at how it is spelled. i believe i know who is doing this, if not the one i think, then it is the other one, loking for more attention and trying to get some people pissed off at me. come on tt, you know me better than that. forget the paul thing, he started on me, i rallied back, it’s over.
TTFN:: Funny thing I notice about the message boards. As soon as you give them as good as they send you, they cry ‘disabled’…. I am disabled as well, but that didn’t stop you did it? And you telling me I shouldn’t diss him since I’ve never met him. Pot calling the kettle black ass??? You’ve never met me either but it sure as heck hasn’t stopped you has it. So, that leads me to believe that whoever sends the shit to me first is fair game. Sorry but that includes you and tub shit. Period.
And whoever the impersonator of Blow Me is you ain’t fooling anyone. Like I said anyone cand do that trick it ain’t no genius. Open up a new email and a new log in. Just make one minor change in the handle and Bingo, you’re in and on your way. That trick has been around long enough for us all to catch onto it. Dogshit, you need to find something more up to date and undetectable. The real Blow Me, who is very computer savy, in fact he builds computers might be able to show you how its done, IF he decides to forgive you for your bullshit. But if I were him I Would Not. Your dogshit in my world and nothing changes that buddy. Nothing. Blow honey don’t worry about his impersonating you. anyone with any know how at all knows it aint you sweetie.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Kragno…
‘PK honey why are you SO ANGRY at poor Blow? Who cares really how many women he had. He is good at what he does. Can he help it? No. But hey if you say he didn’t get you then I can only say Thank God. Just in case crazy rubs off. At least I won’t have that worry about. And whoever else wants to add their name to the list go for it. It only tells me that I won’t have to worry about teaching him any new tricks as time goes on. As far as I can tell he has lots of experience and knows how to please a woman. What else is there? Love you honey :)’
they. talk. the.same. wogslut is the new blowme is the new lifesucks
‘hahahahahah, good one, woggie honey. you are the funniest. i cant wait to see you , later when we get busy like rabits. until then my sweet.
and fuck offf ttfn, we were friends we are not now.’
and another newone.read his words. he admits freely to being more thanoneperson. and they all spell the same words incorrectly and rape punctuation equally.
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by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Is it me that you respect, Blow Me? OOOOoooooo…pick me, pick meeeeeee!!!
Fingers crossed that it’s me. **shuts eyes and concentrates on the prize** Please be me, please be me…
Actually, Cod Dog, I thought you might learn a few things from your ‘boyfriend’ for insulting the handicapped – besides, we all know that you’re mentally disabled. The best part of all this is that you’re providing the laffs, totally unintentionally. What a nob-goggling road whore, you are, Ms. Aquavulva.
Now to use one of your priceless, original comments: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
And I understand you’re a blonde – love to see the white-out on your computer screen.
well, guess idiots must play, and fools must keep posting. even tho this is a fool that has no brain, like an earthworm.
foodle whoever, you are becoming like a few others on here,tiring. to say that you are amusing is not a correct statement. i would tend more to pathetic. if you can use your own words instead of copying and pasting what others say, then there really is no hope for you in this world. but to each their own little drama.
i was hoping that my bitch,” dec.21 2012,” would appear today, but i guess bird lady is off in lalla land someplace. or she has pulled all her beautiful hair out from reading all this drivel.
either way, you will never be me, or woggie, thank fuck for that.i have my ideas who you might be, but didn’t think you would be that jealous of us. too bad, you will live out the rest of your days, a very lonely, sad person, if that’s what you truly are, a person. but seriously, you should try to find something better to do with your time. maybe take up swimming in acid, or how about breathing fire, in a volcano. either one could be a vast improvement on your behalf.
http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
‘even tho this is a fool that has no brain, like an earthworm.i would tend more to pathetic.i was hoping that my bitchor woggie,a very lonely, sad person,swimming in acid, or how about breathing fire, in a volcano. either one could be a vast improvement’
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
suck my big fat, dick blowdog.you are, the one with, brain of easrthworn. mot me,asshole.
‘mot me’
dafuq?
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
whatever. why dont you fuck off back, to your moms basement, you dickbag. too bad your on welfare and have, to be living with your mom. fuvker
i see the fabulous fakes are even here now. it’s not me people, just some wannabe douchebag, that has no life, and wants attention from someone. me and woggie are not even commenting anymore here. we talked it over, and decided to let this foolish idiot be, we an idiot.
And whoever the impersonator of Blow Me is you ain’t fooling anyone. Like I said anyone cand do that trick it ain’t no genius. Open up a new email and a new log in. Just make one minor change in the handle and Bingo, you’re in and on your way. That trick has been around long enough for us all to catch onto it. Dogshit, you need to find something more up to date and undetectable. The real Blow Me, who is very computer savy, in fact he builds computers might be able to show you how its done, IF he decides to forgive you for your bullshit. But if I were him I Would Not. Your dogshit in my world and nothing changes that buddy. Nothing. Blow honey don’t worry about his impersonating you. anyone with any know how at all knows it aint you sweetie.Now come over to my place imma brush your toof and fart in yer mouth babe.
He knows computers so good and my bleached butty, but he has trouble rememberring that midnight is 12 AM.YOU FUCKING LAY OFF OF HIM THATS MY JOB TO LAY ON HIM AND FART IN HIS MOUTH.Blow honey don’t worry about his impersonating you. anyone with any know how at all knows it aint you sweetie.