Hey, to the guy who was a total douche last night. When I say, “No, I don’t want to come home with you,” don’t tell me “I don’t care, you will like it, c’mon.”
When I have to resort to lying, and tell you I am gay so that you will leave me alone, you should fucking leave me alone instead of trying to pull me in your direction, thinking that I will eventually just comply. Here is another idea! Don’t fucking sexually harass women at the bar, or anywhere for that matter. If I am not fucking interested in you, don’t take it as a stab at your fragile masculinity and a reason why you feel that you have to re-distribute the power as you see fit.To the guys: don’t be this fucking guy. To everyone: stop being a bystander in situations like this and if it looks like a girl is in a situation they don’t want to be in, then chances are they don’t want to be in that situation and need help. —NO
This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2013.


2 years ago this was meant to be satire.
http://www.theonion.com/video/college-bask…
After some of the repsonses to the Steubenville trial, I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.
And yeah, what the OP said.
I would recommend a well calculated head butt. Girl, you gotta learn how to smash some heads. Don’t worry, at closing time you too drunk to feel the pain.
It’s true, head butts work wonders, or a drink to the face or a “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING CREEP!” People like that don’t want attention drawn to them. If you throw the headbutt correctly it doesn’t hurt. Aim for the nose.
Yea OP head butts the assclown then gets the crap beat out of her by a bouncer.
Start screaming and going on like a lunatic. He’ll be so mortified, he’ll run the other way.
Make a scene, OP – be outraged and let everyone around you know what is happening – that’s the only way to handle a rutting jackhole like that. Then demand some help.
No wonder Victorian ladies wore six inch hair pins – so they could poke any potential masher by shish kabobbing his bag to his leg. You might try jabbing him with a set of keys if he doesn’t back off. He needs to know you mean fucking business.
As was stated, a well placed “Glasgow kiss” to the bridge of the nose will drop him like a house of cards. At a minimum, it will hurt like hell and make his eyes instantly water, the perfect opportunity to get as far away from this fucktard as you can and go talk to the nearest bouncer/beat cop.
Worst case scenario, (or perhaps, “the best”), you’ll break and/or bloody his nose in the process.
Likewise, a well timed knee or knuckle rap to the pills will also have the same desired affect, minus the broken and/or bloody nose that is, (unless you do both?). In either scenario, be sure to scream like a banshee.
Whatever your strategy, it’s a win win for you. You get to simultaneously get your point across WITHOUT question, put some distance between you and him AND cause him some fairly serious pain, which will hopefully make him think again before he tries to pull this Lounge Lizard Romeo act on another unsuspecting woman.
If OP became physical his the asshole she would most likely be booted out of the bar.Don’t forget we’re talking about a bar in Halifax.
Proofread before you hit enter, svp. That made NO sense.
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A kick between an asshole’s legs does wonders.
“If OP became physical his the asshole she would most likely be booted out of the bar.Don’t forget we’re talking about a bar in Halifax.”
If OP became physical with this asshole she would most likely would have been booted out of the bar.Don’t forget we’re talking about a bar in Halifax.
Thanks P I haven’t been sleeping lately,I’m exhausted..stressed.I shouldn’t be on here at all when I’m so tired. I end up making stupid mistakes and saying things that don’t make sense,so they are taken the wrong way.Sometimes I end up hurting those I don’t mean to hurt.
…speaking of sleep,night.
You’re not hurting anyone. It was a jumbled sentence.
It doesn’t need an apology or explanation, just a spellchecker and untangled sentences.
Says the misspeller…
Get out your scissors and cut yourself some slack. No big whoop, right, audience?
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Right on, Paulio. *finger snaps*
“…you should fucking leave me alone instead of trying to pull me in your direction, thinking that I will eventually just comply”
By the sounds of it, HE was the one who got physical first. This would constitute assault. She would be well within her rights to defend herself.
And really, at this point, who the fuck cares if she gets booted out of the bar? You’d be getting far away from this idiot and chances are, after all this crap went down, she’d be leaving anyway.
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to everyone- stop being a bystander
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Why would you want to go to a place that takes your money and you’re in uncomfortable/dangerous situations?
Find a better place to go where you won’t be harassed.
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I don’t know who you would report this rapist-in-the-making to, the bouncer? Where were your friends?
well shit bitch, you don’t have to tell the whole world about me. you probly are not a good fuck anyway.
So… you told him you were gay? Why? To not hurt his feelings.
Don’t be a pushover. My line of choice is “I’d rather fuck my grandfather than talk to you.” and it works beautifully.