Coming from someone who grew up in a very health-conscious family, it is practically sinful for me to even consider letting my thoughts drift to fast food cravings. All my life, my mother has preached to me about the negative consequences to eating fast food, such as weight gain, high cholesterol, and even the uncertainties about the actual content of the food (we all know that those burgers can be a little bit questionable). Regardless of my childhood junk food deprivation and my mother’s teachings, I just cannot seem to help myself. So thank you fast food restaurants. I don’t care how bad you are for me, you have provided me with some great comfort food. —Ronald McDonald
This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2011.


Dietary Fundamentalists and Fast-Food Taliban are a crashing bore OP. Everything in moderation and if it feels good, do it. Chances are, if you enjoy it, it’s bad for you. I’m a type 2, Adult Onset Sweetheart with a fondness for $6.00 Milkshakes from that Seattle coffee chain. When I indulge I know I’m going to have to pay for it with a good long walk arouind the lake. Fair Trade – no pun intended.
You can get a skinny frap, Ivan! Sugar free and made with skim milk. The drizzle’s sugar free too 🙂
Also: I love me some quarter pounder with cheese-age. With a 6 pack ‘a nuggets on da side.
HAHA I’m SO getting married at that mcdicks on university in TO. It has THREE FLOORS of McDonald’s-y goodness!
still looks cheazy
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Fuck sakes! Someone stole’d my idea!
Though, prolly didn’t have grimace officiate. So there’s that.
That and that bitch’s dress sucks.
yikes, scary clown zed. don’t forget pk, you can purchase your gown at costco and get hitched at wallyworld http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nol…
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
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lol Miss Pain…too cute