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To the rude, inconsiderate woman seated behind me who chattered to her friend during most of the movie while I increasingly became upset. You ruined what was meant to be a relaxing treat from a stressful summer. Surely, you have seen the pre-show where they kindly mention not to talk during the movie? Have you no common sense or did you just feel a sense of entitlement over everyone else in the theatre? I gave you many looks of disapproval and wanted to shout in your face by the end of the credits. What I struggled with was raging to you at the end of the movie into admitting how difficult it is for me to go out and be social anymore due to severe hearing difficulties. The ongoing background noise from YOU made it impossible for me to relax and take in the fun. I hope you read this and become more mindful and thoughtful in your everyday interactions. What you can’t see as a physical impairment exists! —Over the Noise
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2015.


What?! My ears bleed the sound is so GDF loud… move seats? Complain to her? Jesus, why give up your power? Besides, there are no wieners in the movie so why bother in the first place?
Well, I suppose the woman could have been suffering from intestinal gas. How’s your smeller?
Maybe you just weren’t forceful enough. Next time you go to a movie carry a piece of paper with #PleaseShutYourBigDamnFnMouthYouBlitheringIdiot written on. Pass it to anyone who is chatting too much.
That’ll learn ’em!
Fuck sakes, you sound like a pampered, government worker talking to HR. Quit being such a pussy and tell people like that to “shut the fuck up”. You may want to drop the “severe hearing difficulties” bullshit, this type of thing bothers everyone not just you.
Don’t know about you but I have the uncanny ability to sit directly beside/infront/behind this idiot in the theatre every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBddpBgxnu…
Some phones are meant to be shoved up the are of the people who talk into them. Try to remember that next time. Alternatively, grab the phone and smash it in the most dramatic way you can think of. Works every time!!
Not sure why you put up with it. I yell at people who do that in theatres and tell them to come see me if they have a problem! Most end up shutting the fuck up!
My girlfriend and i went to see Southpaw in bayers lake last Tuesday and had a similar experience. We had the misfortune of sitting in front of a couple from newfoundland, judging by their annoying accents, who felt the movie needed play-by-play commentary.
Despite turning around to glare at him every time he opened his stupid middle aged mouth, they kept doing it the whole fucking movie.
Fuck those people.