Why are there only late-night TV slut-chat ads directed toward hetero males? You know the ones… scantily clad bimbos smiling, writhing and talking on the phone inviting guys to call them.
Where are the chat-slut ads for lesbians, hetero females, gays and the trans-gendered? Not that I’d call. Just noticing the inequality of opportunity offered to those who ARE into phone sex with strangers. —Oceanlady
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.


Not to mention the complete dearth of porn that’s actually made for lesbos, hetero women and trans folk. Sure, all of those characters are heavily featured in porn but it’s generally more offensive than anything else.
The sex industry is overwhelmingly geared towards men.
Cause women tend to be able to keep it in their pants, or they can go out, and get some (albeit NOT from the ones they want it from, but if they lower their standards to the negative range…)
Men are more willing to pay for sexual services.
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Rawr is right, but for the wrong reasons. It’s a numbers game: guess what is the largest analogous group of people watching late-night TV and who might be persuaded to engage in phone sex with a stranger? That’s right: hetero men. Not that any other group isn’t interested, or “willing”, but there are just too few of them to make it lucrative. Trust me, if these companies’ research showed that enough old, black, lesbians were watching Carson Daly, you would see sex-chat infomercials aimed at them too.
The distinction being, it’s the sheer number of single/lonely straight males driving services like this (or at least the advertisement of them), not the sexual appetites of males in general.
Nothing angers me more than the ignorant delusion that men are incapable of, “keeping it in their pants.” This is an antiquated concept that hasn’t been accurate since the feminism movement of the mid-twentieth century when women decided their sexuality was their own business. Last I checked, most dicks are securely contained within pants most of the time.
I would be willing to bet that 10 to 20% of men and women fall into the category of needing to screw all the time in order to stay sane, and if these women had to haul something out of their pants to do so, you can be damn sure they would.
Actually I have seen one that was for gay men. It was on at like 4 am on a Sunday haha.
Those late night phone ads do not make me want to pick up the phone. The ones they used to run telling me to pick up the phone at least had a sense of fun to them, as if calling might give me a good time or something. Now, I just think I’d be bored for $3.99/minute.
Who pays for phone sex anymore? There are tons of people on the net willing to fork it over for free. I can’t beleive they still make money with those things.
The sex industry is overwhelmingly geared towards men, and you can thank the internet for that. Also, most of the people controlling the adult industry are men, which probably dictates the direction it goes as well. Hell even most of the “lesbian” porn is directed towards men.
That said, I’m sure that if there was a market for such services geared towards women, there would be such a service.
i didn’t know you were gay, oceanlady. but yeah, maybe there should be something on there like that. gay and lesbian chat lines, there’s a thought.
just thought I’d chime in folks… I don’t know about chat lines but there are companies that make porn for the fringe groups…
Candida Royale makes porn from a women’s perspective, and has been an innovator in couples erotica, as well as one half of the team that makes Natural Contours personal massagers.
Pink & White productions tagline is ‘porn for pussies’, and may be best known for their Crash Pad series…
And Blowfish is a mecca for all things related to great sex, but so is Venus Envy and they’re right down the street!
mod 4.0, you little devil you, remember back at the start of your coming here, that after awhile, you would get just as weird as the rest of us, guess what hon, you made it. but i would never hold that against anyone, it’s all for fun anyway, and those dudes with the big wangs, are just a few seconds here and there over hours of film time. trust me on this, i was privy to a movie made in halitown town awhile back, and no one, can hold off as long as they do. it is all rewshot and reshot, over and over.
I was born this way… 🙂
(by which I mean I was always weird).
Were you in “From Russia With The Love Bone”, LS?
J-Roc’s trailer park girls gone wild….
or was that spaghetti-ho’s?
no ivan, it was called ” from here to paternity”. and it was done at the old timmies at robie and young, oops, sorry guys. but that was a long time ago. i was the young dr. with the grey frie boots on.
and zzz, you never saw me in t.p.b., although i was in there too. just keeping my distance.
and mod 4.0, you gotta know that you are now loved by all.
Wasn’t ‘Pirates’ made onboard the Picton Castle? If you do watch porn, this is one to see.
These advertisments are just plain STUPID!
What person can be so desparate to waste money to chat with these bimbos. And to think they’re going to get hooked up with these models.
Another is the Axe shit commercials. Pour a gallon of this crap on and get the girls. Gimme a break.
Hai Karate did the same thing 35 years ago, so it’s not like that’s new.
Hai karate, Axe, beer and hooch ads, herbal essence and a host of other ads use scantily clad females to promote their stuff. It’s a joke really. Buy this, wear that, drink the other and you too can be surrounded by hot women!
in a pig’s fucking eye. none of that shit works and the only thing you will really attract is cats and dogs, trying to piss on your leg.
Advertising is the biggest scam going!
It’s because men are a lot hornier than women. Women can easily get sex if they want it… it’s just so much easier for women, damnit! Us men, though, generally need to work at it a bit more.
It all comes down to supply and demand. There is an overwhelmingly higher demand for porn geared towards males, both straight and gay, that the market mainly caters to that. If women wanted more porn, there would be more female-oriented porn, but you seem to prefer things like “Sex in the City” and “Desperate Housewives” with proper storylines and all that bullshit.
those hai karate ads were hilarious, and i loathe both those shows q. oh and you hairy guys can go shirtless…works for me
As a women I don’t find it offensive.
I’m proud that I don’t belong to a gender that needs to get off to a stranger on the phone.
But if that’s your thing, OP, then there ARE a bunch of phone lines.. and the women call free.. hah
IF all you’re looking for is pussy.
Then open your wallet & pay for it, pay for that service just like any other.
After all your going to pay for it one way or another, & I’ve started dating again. ( yes its the same girl & she’s not a rental)
When your taking out someone , no matter what you all may think about it, you’re paying to entertain yourselves, food,drink, smoke .
Similar to renting a girl for a couple of hours, except you get up together & have breakfast ~8)
Who cares? Really? I don’t care that private and public broadcasters cater to one group or another and why should you? Equality in this fashion is absolutely NOT necessary and for you, OceanVictim, to point out bullshit like this underscores why I hate your monstrously nosey nose always seeing trouble where there is none, always playing the victim. Why don’t mind your own business for a change or at least go rent a fucking video and watch whatever weirdness suits your fancy and don’t worry about mine because I can do the same. So can we all.
Fuck off, you homophobic victim-playing cunt.
Halifax has lesbians? Hmmm….maybe try looking at Marks.
Deep down, you know Kay loves Halifax :D! Why else would she keep coming back?
Some words just seem so much better coming from you NGF. (curtsy)
Nature has blessed us with diverse sexuality as the intellectually evolved among us readily acknowledge. Isn’t life wonderful?
sure is… loverly oceanlady. i enjoy the landscape of life that doesn’t have broad strokes
My landscape has a rainbow paingirly:)
i enjoy yellow and pink, tho not in wardrobe choices
Paingirl you stalker! I am wearing a pink shirt with a yellow tank top underneath 😛
ssshhh…don’t say anything more…the neighbours, ya know with the fire and the burning
I’m not sure I am getting the yellow and pink references paingirl. Care to elaborate?
oh well, no mystery, as me ma says i have no sides. my house is yellow i find it cheerful and my reading room is pink-very soothing. i mostly wear black/blue/brown…i am a big amazon so lace, flowers and fussy shite looks horrifying. sorry not very exciting